Your excessive masturbation flooded my basement and cost $2500 to restore! If I wasn't too busy locking horns with the insurance company I'd hunt you down and cut off your hands.

Well, actually, you can wait until the mayor has gotten his, for failing to keep the storm sewers cleaned.

Thinking back now, I haven't played DDR in a while.

Due mostly to the lens on my PS2, but there hasn't really been much that I can do about it.
And DDR X came out a little while ago, and I don't live near an arcade.
My skills are getting rusty too....I was just starting the Difficult-Expert transition.

Hmm....