So while I was battling Cross, not really paying attention, I get a challenge from some random person on Doug's server. I immediatly end my battle with Cross and began my new battle. My Team was already and well healed, since Cross's team needs some work... among other things. So I took my team into battle not knowing the dangers ahead.
HH's Team: 





I will be keeping Lilpokemonhunter's team a secret, so you get a sense of surprise when you see it.

Rules: Extended Game, Freeze Clause, Sleep Clause,Species Clause
hebrewhammer sent out Haunter (lvl 100 Haunter ?).
lilpokemonhunter77 sent out Blastoise (lvl 100 Blastoise ?).
Haunter used Hypnosis.
Blastoise fell asleep!
Blastoise is fast asleep!

I choose to send my trusty and badass haunter telling it to use Hypnosis. As soon as I ushered my command Haunter disapeared and then reappeared right in front of the enemy blastoise putting it sleep.

Haunter used Substitute.
Haunter lost 25% of its health.
Haunter made a substitute!
Blastoise woke up!
Blastoise used Hydro Pump.
The substitute took damage for Haunter!
Haunter's substitute faded!

I run haunter a little bit differently than most people do in WP.

Haunter used Substitute.
Haunter lost 25% of its health.
Haunter made a substitute!
Blastoise used Hydro Pump.
Blastoise's attack missed!
--
Fail
lilpokemonhunter77 switched in Mewtwo (lvl 100 Mewtwo).
Mewtwo is exerting its pressure!
Haunter used Hypnosis.
Mewtwo fell asleep!

WTF, you could imagine how I felt when one of the most powerful pokemon in the world comes out of no where. But as you can imagine Haunter was ready and just as he switched Haunter but him to sleep.

Haunter used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Mewtwo lost 70% of its health.
Mewtwo is fast asleep!
---
Haunter used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Mewtwo lost 74% of its health.
lilpokemonhunter77's Mewtwo fainted.
---

There I stood in awe as Haunter just defeated the god of the phychic pokemon, (minus pyschic plate Arceus) and Haunter was all like Lulz.

6-5 Me

lilpokemonhunter77 switched in Darkrai (lvl 100 Darkrai).
Haunter used Hypnosis.
Darkrai fell asleep!
Darkrai is fast asleep!

Another Uber, Haunter fearing death from Darkrai, took a gambel. Either A) Be faster and put it to sleep or B) Die. Haunter took the bet and for some strange hax I came out faster.

hebrewhammer switched in Charmeleon (lvl 100 Charmeleon ?).
Darkrai is fast asleep!
---
lilpokemonhunter77 switched in Arceus (lvl 100 Arceus).
Charmeleon used Substitute.
Charmeleon lost 25% of its health.
Charmeleon made a substitute!
---
Thiking that even if Darkrai wakes up on me and kills me with dark pulse, I switched to my charmeleon.

Arceus used Dragon Pulse.
The substitute took damage for Charmeleon!
Charmeleon's substitute faded!
Charmeleon used Belly Drum.
Charmeleon lost 50% of its health.
Charmeleon's attack was raised.
---

As Charmeleon was gathering the energy from the spirits of the world (cookie for the refrence) God litteraly shows and up and was all liek "I iz gowna p0wn u". Charmeleon realizing the trainers stupidity to fix his ev spread mistake, was saddened by the mistake. He sayed his goodbye and became another poke destroyed by arceus.

Arceus used Dragon Pulse.
Charmeleon lost 48% of its health.
hebrewhammer's Charmeleon fainted.
---

score 5-5 tied 

hebrewhammer switched in Bronzor (lvl 100 Bronzor).
lilpokemonhunter77 switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Bronzor used Calm Mind.
Bronzor's special attack was raised.
Bronzor's special defence was raised.
---
I decide to try and wall Arceus with my bronzor; unawre of switch I
just decided to stall untill my Bronzor died.

Metagross used Zen Headbutt.
It's not very effective...
Bronzor lost 9% of its health.
Bronzor used Calm Mind.
Bronzor's special attack was raised.
Bronzor's special defence was raised.
---
Metagross used Zen Headbutt.
It's not very effective...
Bronzor lost 9% of its health.
Bronzor used Calm Mind.
Bronzor's special attack was raised.
Bronzor's special defence was raised.
---
Metagross used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Bronzor lost 27% of its health.
Bronzor used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
---
Metagross used Zen Headbutt.
It's not very effective...
Bronzor lost 9% of its health.
Bronzor used Calm Mind.
Bronzor's special attack was raised.
Bronzor's special defence was raised.
---
Metagross used Zen Headbutt.
It's not very effective...
Bronzor lost 10% of its health.
Bronzor used Calm Mind.
Bronzor's special attack was raised.
Bronzor's special defence was raised.
---
Metagross used Zen Headbutt.
Metagross's attack missed!
Bronzor used Calm Mind.
Bronzor's special attack was raised.
Bronzor's special defence was raised.
---
Metagross used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Bronzor lost 14% of its health.
Bronzor used Flash Cannon.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 17% of its health.
---
Metagross used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Bronzor lost 14% of its health.
Bronzor used Flash Cannon.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 17% of its health.
---
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Bronzor lost 11% of its health.
hebrewhammer's Bronzor fainted.
---

My main fear was that if I switched metagross would kill what little sweepers I have left 

Score 4-5 Him
 
hebrewhammer switched in Mankey (lvl 100 Mankey ?).
lilpokemonhunter77 switched in Arceus (lvl 100 Arceus).
Pointed stones dug into Arceus.
Arceus lost 12% of its health.
Mankey used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Arceus lost 92% of its health.
lilpokemonhunter77's Arceus fainted.
Mankey's defence was lowered.
Mankey's special defence was lowered.
---

As I switched in my poo throwing companion, I had no idea of its power up untill this point. Shortly after it killed God with a punch to the face I knew what I had in my hands.
Score 4-4 Tie 

lilpokemonhunter77 switched in Darkrai (lvl 100 Darkrai).
Pointed stones dug into Darkrai.
Darkrai lost 12% of its health.
Darkrai is fast asleep!
Mankey used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Darkrai lost 157% of its health.
lilpokemonhunter77's Darkrai fainted.
Mankey's defence was lowered.
Mankey's special defence was lowered.
---

This monkey has a fever and the olny perscription is more Close Combat.
Score 4-3 me

lilpokemonhunter77 switched in Regigigas (lvl
100 Regigigas).
Regigigas can't get going due to its Slow Start!
Pointed stones dug into Regigigas.
Regigigas lost 12% of its health.
Mankey used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Regigigas lost 90% of its health.
lilpokemonhunter77's Regigigas fainted.
Mankey's defence was lowered.
Mankey's special defence was lowered.
---

As this chimp took down another uber it happily jumped around, then it stole my elite four hat and wouldnt give it back :(
Score 4-2 me

lilpokemonhunter77 switched in Blastoise (lvl 100 Blastoise ?).
Pointed stones dug into Blastoise.
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
Mankey used Close Combat.
Blastoise lost 61% of its health.
Mankey's defence was lowered.
Mankey's special defence was lowered.
Blastoise used Hydro Pump.
Blastoise's attack missed!
---

Monkeys > turtles with cannons,  Surf >Hydro Pump

Mankey used Close Combat.
Blastoise lost 56% of its health.
lilpokemonhunter77's Blastoise fainted.
Mankey's defence was lowered.
Mankey's special defence was lowered.
---

Score 4-1 Me

lilpokemonhunter77 switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Pointed stones dug into Metagross.
Metagross lost 6% of its health.
Mankey used Close Combat.
A critical hit!
Metagross lost 116% of its health.
lilpokemonhunter77's Metagross fainted.
hebrewhammer wins!
hebrewhammer: gg
hebrewhammer: kind of a noob
hebrewhammer: but gg
lilpokemonhunter77: Well I will rape you next time
lilpokemonhunter77 has left the room

I WIN 4-0
Pro's: Poo throwing monkeys, and bad ass Haunters.

Cons: My stupidity with Charmeleon, lilpokemonhunter's noobness didnt really make this battle count, since well I beat a noob... A noob with a bad attitude.

Something happened when I posted my story now, I need to go and fix it.

I dislike people who use teams like this. Go you for winning with WP!

There is some error with the pictures that i can not fix, so if you do not mind any mod with editing powers help or some advice would be nice

Haha, that cheered me up. Good for you for owning with WP.

And since when is Regigigas uber? This isn't a rhetorical question since I've been away from the competitive scene for months.

lol, just lol.

[QUOTE USER="Ray" TIME="1212459938"]Haha, that cheered me up. Good for you for owning with WP.

And since when is Regigigas uber? This isn't a rhetorical question since I've been away from the competitive scene for months.[/QUOTE]

To be fair, uber teams aren't always made up of six ubers (hi2u Blastoise lead).

And as for Regigigas, there are rumors it might be getting Levitate in Platinum somehow. No one knows whether it's true or not (I don't think it is), so it's up in the air.

It really does cheer up your day, the only problem I saw with it was you said you wouldn't show your opponents team for suprise but in the title it says your against ubers.

[QUOTE USER="Slowflake" TIME="1212468313"]
To be fair, uber teams aren't always made up of six ubers (hi2u Blastoise lead).

And as for Regigigas, there are rumors it might be getting Levitate in Platinum somehow. No one knows whether it's true or not (I don't think it is), so it's up in the air.
[/QUOTE]

geddit? Up in the air?

I lol'd <_< *shot*

Great story btw, lovin' Haunter :)

[QUOTE USER="Slowflake" TIME="1212468313"][QUOTE USER="Ray" TIME="1212459938"]Haha, that cheered me up. Good for you for owning with WP.

And since when is Regigigas uber? This isn't a rhetorical question since I've been away from the competitive scene for months.[/QUOTE]

To be fair, uber teams aren't always made up of six ubers (hi2u Blastoise lead).

And as for Regigigas, there are rumors it might be getting Levitate in Platinum somehow. No one knows whether it's true or not (I don't think it is), so it's up in the air.
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE USER="Slowflake" TIME="1212468313"][QUOTE USER="Ray"TIME="1212459938"]Haha, that cheered me up. Good for you for owningwith WP.

And since when is Regigigas uber? This isn't arhetorical question since I've been away from the competitive scene formonths.[/QUOTE]

To be fair, uber teams aren't always made up of six ubers (hi2u Blastoise lead).

Andas for Regigigas, there are rumors it might be getting Levitate inPlatinum somehow. No one knows whether it's true or not (I don't thinkit is), so it's up in the air.
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]lilpokemonhunter77's Regigigas fainted.
Mankey's defence was lowered.
Mankey's special defence was lowered.
---

As this chimp took down another uber it happily jumped around, then it stole my elite four hat and wouldnt give it back :([/QUOTE]

He clearly called Regigiags uber, Slowflake.

[QUOTE USER="hebrewhammer" TIME="1212395778"]<strong />
lilpokemonhunter77 switched in Regigigas (lvl
100 Regigigas).
Regigigas can't get going due to its Slow Start!
Pointed stones dug into Regigigas.
Regigigas lost 12% of its health.
Mankey used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Regigigas lost 90% of its health.
lilpokemonhunter77's Regigigas fainted.
Mankey's defence was lowered.
Mankey's special defence was lowered.
---

As this chimp took down another uber it happily jumped around, then it stole my elite four hat and wouldnt give it back :(
Score 4-2 me
[/QUOTE]

He called Regigigas uber, Slowflake.

[QUOTE USER="Ray" TIME="1212520555"][QUOTE USER="hebrewhammer" TIME="1212395778"]<strong />
lilpokemonhunter77 switched in Regigigas (lvl
100 Regigigas).
Regigigas can't get going due to its Slow Start!
Pointed stones dug into Regigigas.
Regigigas lost 12% of its health.
Mankey used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Regigigas lost 90% of its health.
lilpokemonhunter77's Regigigas fainted.
Mankey's defence was lowered.
Mankey's special defence was lowered.
---

As this chimp took down another uber it happily jumped around, then it stole my elite four hat and wouldnt give it back :(
Score 4-2 me<em />
[/QUOTE]

He called Regigigas uber, Slowflake.

[/QUOTE]






Acctually that line is not supposed to be there i wrote a regiphail joke for that line.

Obviously the guy did not know his EVs. >_>

Wow. Just wow. Wait... The noob you were fighting must've not put in ANY Ev's to his Pokes. Else he'd've KOed all your pokemon. But congrats on the win.

very nice u beat a noob, props for using WP v ubers, that is really funny, this is one of those joke warstory's but they're the ones i like the most, and when i battle noobs i make them learn the metagame, i know it's hard but meh, i hate to see idiots who have a rating of a phenomynal -1222!!!! i just hate to see that so i tutor them and u should really get into tutoring this idiot but if u don't well fine, also lol at the mankey sweep,