AgentParanoia
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May 29 '08
Now, I’ve met a lot of assholes in my life—who hasn’t?—but, for the most part, I’ve been able to stand them well enough. But not that guy; he takes the cake. Every moment I have to spend with that jerk is simply infuriating, and, by some unlucky chance, I’m with him a lot, every day to be exact. Hell, just seeing his stupid, ugly rat face is enough to get my blood boiling.
Now, I know you’re probably thinking that no one’s worth that much scorn, but you don’t know this guy like I do, let alone have to deal with him as often. I’ve put up with this guy for 17 years, and let me tell you, it’s been a pain. Y’see, he’s probably the most ungrateful,tactless, witless guy I’ve ever met: he says the stupidest things all the time without thinking, he never thinks things through, he only thinks about himself, he’s completely unreliable, he holds so many people in contempt…God, I wonder why no one’s ever tried to break his face before.
But a few days ago he just took things too far, made one dumb remark too many, and I decided I’d had enough of his shit. “You must think you’re special,” I told him, “that the whole world revolves around you. You’re too stuck-up to realize what an idiotic waste you are. God, I hate you!” And then I did what I’d been meaning to for years: I slammed my fist right into his idiot face.
But, of course, it didn’t help. He hasn’t changed a bit, and all I have to show for it is a bandaged hand and a broken mirror.
Just a little something I whipped up in a few minutes, sorry to return to the depressing stuff. This is just a rough draft, so it probably needs some major revision; feel free to make critiques.