It was a cold, dark night. As I called in theremaining pokemon, I noticed I was missing one. "Blissey", I thoughtsuddenly. Me, and the other pokemon, we searched, and searched.Finally, we found her in the forest. However, it wasn't an ordinarysight. There were tons of pokemon around her, all fainted. As I saw, aJigglypuff jumped at Blissey, I proceeded to jump, until noticingBlissey had it all under control. "..Hyaahh", I heard, as Blissey usedher newly found karate skills to punish the opposing pokemon."Jiiggllyy.......". Jiggly fainted, just like every other opposingpokemon. "Blissey, well done. However, we have to go. We have toprepare for thr journey tomorrow!".
"NOT SO FAST!" shouted a stranger. I turned around. " Gary? What do you want?"
"battle me nao nub" he replied.
"Fine. Blissey, rest this one. You've done too much tonight. Heatran, get in Blissey's pokeball, and swap."
As the battle begun, I saw a glimmer of pink in the distance. "Blissey?" I thought.
Never mind. I can do it.
Suddenly, we were in a dome. With thousands of roaring fans around us. "Are you ready?"
We both put our hands up.
"Begin!"
<strong>Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Link-Epona sent out Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
dephi sent out Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Azelf used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Forretress lost 100% of its health.
dephi's Forretress fainted.
The Occa Berry weakened Flamethrower's power!
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dephi switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Link-Epona switched in Electivire (lvl 100 Electivire ?).
Blissey used Flamethrower.
Electivire lost 31% of its health.
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As the rules are shouted, I summon my pixie, Azelf, as he summons awierd ball of Steel. However, the Scarf around my pixie's neck makes nodifference, as I summon it to shoot flames at the opponent. Even theberry couldn't stop it being fried. As the opponent switched inBlissey, I switch into Electivire to scare it off....only to be hitwith a weak flame.
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dephi switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Electivire used Cross Chop.
Electivire's attack missed!
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Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Electivire lost 69% of its health.
Link-Epona's Electivire fainted.</strong>
Oh man. The opposing Garchomp avoids the Karate chop, and is outrage atEVire, pummeling it into the ground. EVire, your death will not be invain!
5-5
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<strong>Link-Epona switched in Weezing (lvl 100 Weezing ?).
Garchomp used Outrage.
Weezing lost 57% of its health.
Weezing used Will-o-wisp.
Weezing's attack missed!
Weezing's leftovers restored its health a little!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.</strong>
As Weezing takes more outraged hits, it still manages to avoid Weezing's soft flame, threatening to faint Weezing.
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<strong>Garchomp used Outrage.
Weezing lost 49% of its health.
Link-Epona's Weezing fainted.
Garchomp's rampage ended.
Garchomp became confused!</strong>
Weezing is down. However, it is not in vain, as the enemy Garchomp is too confused from the outraged hits.
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<strong>Link-Epona switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Heracross used Close Combat.
Garchomp lost 65% of its health.
Heracross's defence was lowered.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.
Garchomp is confused!
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
Heracross lost 100% of its health.
Link-Epona's Heracross fainted.</strong>
I clenched my fists. Two of my beloved pokemon had been fainted bythe might of Garchomp! I couldn't let this go on, after suummoning myheracross to use close quarter attacks to faint Garchomp, but alas, hegot hit back, to hard <__<.
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<strong>Link-Epona switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
Azelf used Psychic.
Garchomp lost 35% of its health.
dephi's Garchomp fainted.</strong>
Azelf's scarf shows it's powers, and finally takes out Garchomponce and for all. However, it is now stuck on Psychic, and with anenemy Blissey.....
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Link-Epona: Screw you.
<strong>dephi switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Link-Epona switched in Floatzel (lvl 100 Floatzel ?).
Blissey used Flamethrower.
It's not very effective...
Floatzel lost 18% of its health.
Floatzel's leftovers restored its health a little!
Floatzel restored 6% of its health.</strong>
I switch in Floatzel, to take the fire attack and laugh at it. Itell him to taunt, getting ready to stop the sparks which wouldparalyze me.
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<strong>dephi switched in Exeggutor (lvl 100 Exeggutor ?).
Floatzel used Taunt.
Exeggutor fell for the taunt!
Floatzel's leftovers restored its health a little!
Floatzel restored 6% of its health.
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Floatzel used Bulk Up.
Floatzel's attack was raised.
Floatzel's defence was raised.
Exeggutor used Solarbeam.
Exeggutor takes in sunlight!
Floatzel's leftovers restored its health a little!
Floatzel restored 6% of its health.</strong>
My Floatzel has done well, but it must switch nao!
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<strong>Link-Epona switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Exeggutor used Solarbeam.
Blissey lost 24% of its health.
Exeggutor's taunt wore off!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">Go Heat- what? Blissey is here? The determination was too strong. However, I decided I would lecture her later.[/strong]
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Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Exeggutor is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Exeggutor used Sunny Day.
The sun began to shine!
The sun continues to shine.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">I summon my Blissey to shoot sparks at the coconuts, totally paralyzing it.[/strong]
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Exeggutor lost 25% of its health.
Exeggutor used Solarbeam.
Blissey lost 23% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">Blissey was proving her worth, shooting karate attacks at Exeggutorwhenever she could. But surely Blissey couldn't take down apokemon?.....right?[/strong]
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Exeggutor lost 25% of its health.
Exeggutor used Solarbeam.
Blissey lost 24% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">Maybe she can?[/strong]
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Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 46% of its health.
Exeggutor used Synthesis.
Exeggutor restored 51% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">I summon my Blissey to heal, awaiting the opponent to move.[/strong]
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Exeggutor lost 25% of its health.
Exeggutor is paralysed! It can't move!
The sun continues to shine.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">BAM! The opponent can't move, and Blissey damages the coconuts.[/strong]
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Exeggutor lost 25% of its health.
Exeggutor used Solarbeam.
Blissey lost 23% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Exeggutor lost 25% of its health.
Exeggutor used Solarbeam.
Blissey lost 26% of its health.
The sun continues to shine.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Exeggutor lost 24% of its health.
dephi's Exeggutor fainted.
The sun faded.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">Again. Bam. Blissey was worth it now. However, she was injured. I bit my nails.[/strong]
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dephi switched in Jolteon (lvl 100 Jolteon ?).
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Jolteon lost 37% of its health.
Jolteon used Roar.
Link-Epona switched in Floatzel (lvl 100 Floatzel ?).
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">Come on Blissey, Karate the bun.[/strong]
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Link-Epona switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Jolteon used Thunder.
Blissey lost 21% of its health.
Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">After switching Blissey in again, she too was paralyzed[/strong]
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Jolteon used Rain Dance.
Rain began to fall!
Blissey used Aromatherapy.
The rain continues to fall.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">"Blissey, heal yourself" I shouted. She did, healing her parallysis.[/strong]
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Jolteon used Thunder.
Blissey lost 21% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Jolteon lost 37% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">Keep your karate powers going Blissey.[/strong]
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Jolteon lost 26% of its health.
dephi's Jolteon fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">Yes! Blissey had taken down 2 already, and was moving on to the third.[/strong]
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dephi switched in Porygonz (lvl 100 Porygonz).
Porygonz used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 29% of its health.
Blissey used Thunder Wave.
Porygonz is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
The rain continues to fall.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">Well done Blissey. But take a break....Nao![/strong]
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Link-Epona switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
Porygonz used Hidden Power.
It's not very effective...
Azelf lost 33% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">Azelf takes the Hidden Power like a beast. However, predicting a Blissey switch, I U-Turn to Floatzel.[/strong]
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dephi switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Azelf used U-turn.
Blissey lost 20% of its health.
Link-Epona switched in Floatzel (lvl 100 Floatzel ?).
The rain continues to fall.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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Floatzel used Waterfall.
A critical hit!
Blissey lost 79% of its health.
Blissey flinched!
The rain continues to fall.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">Critflinch hax ftw! Blissey's ugly mum was down, which made her even stronger.[/strong]
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Floatzel used Waterfall.
Blissey lost 13% of its health.
dephi's Blissey fainted.
The rain stopped.
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dephi switched in Porygonz (lvl 100 Porygonz).
Floatzel used Waterfall.
Porygonz lost 46% of its health.
Porygonz used Tri Attack.
Floatzel lost 100% of its health.
Link-Epona's Floatzel fainted.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">I tried to make Floatzel come back, but he refused, telling himsomething like we needed damage or something. I trusted him, however.Floatzel bravely dies for his team.[/strong]
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Link-Epona switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
Porygonz used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 31% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">Blissey, heal nao![/strong]
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Porygonz lost 32% of its health.
Porygonz used Tri Attack.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
[/strong]<strong style="font-weight:normal;">Use your featured Karate action Bliss. Nao![/strong]
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Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Porygonz lost 22% of its health.
dephi's Porygonz fainted.
Link-Epona wins!
Link-Epona: gg</strong>
Well done Blissey. I patted Heatran on the head. "Maybe someday

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