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Now with plenty of guitar hero and rock band music
Ok, C an hero.
Gameboy sat down for a moment. Not much to think about except weather to let Feraligatr out or not. Today seemed like a pretty average Sunday, except he had missed the Gfaq trade.
"Oh well," thought Gameboy "Like they have anything good."
Gameboy then stood up and released Feraligatr.
"Feral" [Stop doing that.] Feraligatr said as he was released from his small prison.
"You know Feraligatr," Gameboy said ignoring Feraligatr "There's only one way to make this day rock."
"What?" said Feraligatr, once again in english.
"Laughing in Meno's face and making him clean up," Gameboy said.
"Feral" [Lets go find him then] said Feraligatr.
And with that, they took off for the battle center where Menofuntall was taking care of CrossDragon's tyranitar droppings. As the two walked into the battle center, Feraligatr began to dream of how tasty Menofuntall might be. Gameboy on the other hand, was looking at some fierce battles between metapods.
"METAPOD, HARDEN!"
"METAPOD, QUICKLY STRING SHOT!"
Gameboy wasn't sure if he should cry or laugh. He looked at another battle...
"MAGIKARP, USE A SPLASH ATTACK!"
"NOW MAGIKARP, USE YOUR SPLASH ATTACK!"
"Waste of life," thought Gameboy.
They walked for 40 seconds and 40 minutes. On the 41st minute, they reached a room that read "CrossDragon". When Gameboy went to turn the knob, he felt Feraligatr drooling on him.
"What the fuck Feraligatr?" Gameboy said confused as he tried to wipe the beastly fluids off him.
"Feral" [Sorry, I'm hungy and thinking of meno's juicy thighs doesn't help] said Feraligatr, still dazed.
"Well stop it, Meno is in here." said Gameboy.
"Feral?" [How do you know?] asked Feraligatr.
"Because I do things to annoy Ruesap, and breaking the fourth wall is one of them," Gameboy said laughing.
"Feral" [Makes perfect sense]
Gameboy opened the door. He saw that Menofuntall was sweeping the room mumbling to himself.
"stupid kids these days, not cleaning up after their pokemon. It's like they're trying to make me work." mumbled Meno.
"Hello Meno, about that making you work thing, someone, who we definitely don't know, trashed the dining room. We just happened to walk past it and saw..." Gameboy told Meno.
"In the name of Arceus, what the hell did this person do?" Meno asked.
Gameboy told Menofuntall what he did to the dining room, all the time he was smiling and at the end started laughing. Meno realized that is was Gameboy who did it.
"Damn you Gayboy, damn you."
"Yeah yeah, damn me later, right now you need to clean up that place before someone important sees, don't want them thinking we have a bad janitor now, do we?" Gameboy said, snickering.
Menofuntall, glaring at Gameboy, ran out of the room faster than a cubone could bone rush.
"What the fuck? That was an unnecessary example," said Gameboy into the air.
Oh umm sorry. Anyway, as Gameboy and Feraligatr readied to leave the room, someone walked in. None other than CrossDragon. CrossDragon going into his own dressing room? No way.
"The hell are you doing here?" asked Cross.
Well, why the hell are you here?
[quote]
A) Tell him the truth
B) Challenge him to a pokemon battle
C) Challenge him to a children's card game.
D) Tell him you want to rape his tyranitar.
[/quote]
Gameboy sat down for a moment. Not much to think about except weather to let Feraligatr out or not. Today seemed like a pretty average Sunday, except he had missed the Gfaq trade.
"Oh well," thought Gameboy "Like they have anything good."
Gameboy then stood up and released Feraligatr.
"Feral" [Stop doing that.] Feraligatr said as he was released from his small prison.
"You know Feraligatr," Gameboy said ignoring Feraligatr "There's only one way to make this day rock."
"What?" said Feraligatr, once again in english.
"Laughing in Meno's face and making him clean up," Gameboy said.
"Feral" [Lets go find him then] said Feraligatr.
And with that, they took off for the battle center where Menofuntall was taking care of CrossDragon's tyranitar droppings. As the two walked into the battle center, Feraligatr began to dream of how tasty Menofuntall might be. Gameboy on the other hand, was looking at some fierce battles between metapods.
"METAPOD, HARDEN!"
"METAPOD, QUICKLY STRING SHOT!"
Gameboy wasn't sure if he should cry or laugh. He looked at another battle...
"MAGIKARP, USE A SPLASH ATTACK!"
"NOW MAGIKARP, USE YOUR SPLASH ATTACK!"
"Waste of life," thought Gameboy.
They walked for 40 seconds and 40 minutes. On the 41st minute, they reached a room that read "CrossDragon". When Gameboy went to turn the knob, he felt Feraligatr drooling on him.
"What the fuck Feraligatr?" Gameboy said confused as he tried to wipe the beastly fluids off him.
"Feral" [Sorry, I'm hungy and thinking of meno's juicy thighs doesn't help] said Feraligatr, still dazed.
"Well stop it, Meno is in here." said Gameboy.
"Feral?" [How do you know?] asked Feraligatr.
"Because I do things to annoy Ruesap, and breaking the fourth wall is one of them," Gameboy said laughing.
"Feral" [Makes perfect sense]
Gameboy opened the door. He saw that Menofuntall was sweeping the room mumbling to himself.
"stupid kids these days, not cleaning up after their pokemon. It's like they're trying to make me work." mumbled Meno.
"Hello Meno, about that making you work thing, someone, who we definitely don't know, trashed the dining room. We just happened to walk past it and saw..." Gameboy told Meno.
"In the name of Arceus, what the hell did this person do?" Meno asked.
Gameboy told Menofuntall what he did to the dining room, all the time he was smiling and at the end started laughing. Meno realized that is was Gameboy who did it.
"Damn you Gayboy, damn you."
"Yeah yeah, damn me later, right now you need to clean up that place before someone important sees, don't want them thinking we have a bad janitor now, do we?" Gameboy said, snickering.
Menofuntall, glaring at Gameboy, ran out of the room faster than a cubone could bone rush.
"What the fuck? That was an unnecessary example," said Gameboy into the air.
Oh umm sorry. Anyway, as Gameboy and Feraligatr readied to leave the room, someone walked in. None other than CrossDragon. CrossDragon going into his own dressing room? No way.
"The hell are you doing here?" asked Cross.
Well, why the hell are you here?
[quote]
A) Tell him the truth
B) Challenge him to a pokemon battle
C) Challenge him to a children's card game.
D) Tell him you want to rape his tyranitar.
[/quote]
B wins. Why? Because Doom doesn't count. Now that's settled it's time for A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME! I err mean pokemon battle.
CrossDragon was very impatiently awaiting an answer from Gameboy.
"Well, uhh, you see, Feraligatr here thinks that he can own your Ttar," Gameboy finally said.
"Feral! FERA!" [The hell? I said no such thing, that thing can so beat me.] said Feraligatr.
"Haha, what a pity. Not only is your Feraligatr gay with you, but it's weak too," responded CrossDragon, getting a belly full from Cross' comment.
"Feral" [Oh hell no. Bring it on CrossFucker] said Feraligatr, now ready to be the kick ass pokemon he was.
"Shall we?" asked Gameboy holding out his hand.
"We shall," responded CrossDragon, who took Gameboy's hand.
In an instant they were warped to a battle stadium. It was a small arena fitting only 1000 people. Only about 30 people were actually here, however.
"FERALIGATR, I CHOOSE YOU!" shouted Gameboy.
"Feral" [I'm already out] said Feraligatr.
"Don't ruin the moment," said Gameboy waving to the booing fans.
"BOOO! YOU SUCK! YES LITERALLY! GO BE GAY SOMEWHERE ELSE! BOO!" roared the crowd.
"Pleasant folks," said CrossDragon "Now, BOAH... I MEAN TYRANITAR SHOW THEM SOME TITS!"
"Tar" [But you've already seen them] replied Tyranitar.
"Shut up," said CrossDragon.
***
As Gameboy and CrossDragon battled, something somewhere in some place was going on. Yes, it was the daily commute on route 105. However, somewhere else in an undisclosed location, there was something even worse going on, people were throwing pennies away. And if that isn't enough to give you a heart attack, then consider the following: each year, over 100 Johotians will become millionaires. And one of them, has created Smogon...
"Any word from Doom?" asked mysterious voice.
"Yes sir, he said that he had to do some overtime at TLF and couldn't come here," replied a clearly different mysterious voice.
"Well tell him that if he is going to be a traitor, that he needs better pokemon," said the first mysterious voice.
"Will do Mr. Chaos," said the second mysterious voice.
"What the fuck? I told you never to call me that. You have failed me for the last time commander." said an angry Chaos.
Chaos then proceeded to strangle this commander with the force. He then pressed a circular red button that was next to him for who knows why.
"Mrs. Misty, you are now in charge of my affairs." said Chaos into a mini mic.
"Sorry boss, I have my own affairs to take care of," replied Misty.
"I MEANT BUSINESS AFFAIRS MISTY!" shouted Chaos.
"Oh, I guess I can do that," replied Misty.
"Good, now do my laundry and cook my dinner..."
***
"You fight like you are gay," said CrossDragon "Oh wait, you are. HA!"
Gameboy and CrossDragon had been battling for ten minutes. Tyranitar had ben whooping Feraligatr's ass (and once when a focus punch missed, it was literal).
"DON'T GIVE UP FERALIGATR!" Gameboy shouted to Feraligatr who had just taken a nasty earthquake.
"Feral" [Easy for you to say] said Feraligatr.
"Ok ok, anyway, USE WATERFALL!" screamed Gameboy, who was hoping a sword dance'd attack would take down Tyranitar.
Feraligatr began to glow blue. His eyes glowed aqua. He clenched his hands to summon a massive waterfall that flooded the stadium.
"Fuck, TTAR, DODGE IT!" Shouted CrossDragon.
"Tar..." [Haha, yeah right, gg] said Tyranitar has the wave of water came crashing down on him.
AND THE WINNER IS GAYBOY... I MEAN GAMEBOY WITH HIS FAMED FERALIGATR!
"Feral" [That's right bitch, where is your god now?] said Feraligatr.
"Ugh, good game Gayboy," said CrossDragon.
"Yeah that's right, be ashamed," said Gameboy.
"Anyway, I need to go do err something, see you later," said CrossDragon.
"Wait, did you talk to Fantasty about getting me a better room?" asked Gameboy.
"Oh yeah, he said to come talk to him yourself," replied CrossDragon, who began to leave the stadium.
"Alright, Feraligatr, I guess it's time to visit Fantasty," Gameboy said to Feraligatr.
Gameboy then began towards the exit to head up to the main administration office.
"Feral" [Wait, what about healing me?] Feraligatr asked, catching up with Gameboy who ignored him.
"FERAL!" [HEY GAMEBOY, I'M FUCKING TIRED, HEAL ME NOW!] roared Feraligatr.
Gameboy, not even glancing at Feraligatr, took his pokeball and withdrew him. He also added the extra lock, just in case.
After about a minute of walking, Gameboy reached an office that read "Fantasty - important people, or Gameboy only".
"Damn, I forgot me and Fant were like home boys, well, if we were from the lower east side of Kanto we would be home boys," said Gameboy, who then opened the door.
Gameboy was greeted by Fantasty, a nice, thin looking guy who wore Harry Potter glasses and had black curly hair. There was only one thing Gameboy was jealous about Fantasty, he had this awesome accent that was from some foreign place.
"¡Hola! Como estas Gameboy?" habla senor Fantasty.
"¡Hola! Yo estoy muy bien, y tu?" asked Gameboy.
"Ok, cut the crap," said Fantasty.
"Will do," replied Gameboy.
"So, CrossDragon tells me you're looking to get a better place to sleep," said Fantasty, pulling out some records from a file drawer in his desk.
"Yeah, the place I have is ok and all, but it makes me feel like I'm..."
Gameboy shuddered
"... poor. Plus, Ominous_Doom is right across from me," said Gameboy.
"Damn, that is bad. Look, I have an open room across the hall from me, Iggy, Rue, CrossDragon, and TPX. Think you can handle it?" asked Fantasty.
"You bet!" replied Gameboy.
"Great, I'll get some machokes to move you in right away," said Fantasty.
"Umm, I have no stuff," said Gameboy.
"God, it must suck to live there," said Fantasty.
"More than you can imagine," replied Gameboy.
"Wait a minute, where's Feraligatr?" asked Fantasty.
"Sometimes you need to set boundaries, Fant, and Feraligatr crossed that today when he couldn't count four ways." said Gameboy.
"Wasn't that like eight hours ago?" asked Fantasty.
"I'm a little slow, and how did you know?" asked Gameboy.
"I can break the fourth wall too," said Fantasty.
>_>
"Anyway, you should get some rest, we have a big job for you to do tomorrow," said Fantasty, trying to ignore the narrator.
"Fuck, it's Monday tomorrow, isn't it?" asked Gameboy.
"Well if it isn't, then something must've gone wrong," said Fantasty.
The two then proceeded to talk for some time, all while Feraligatr frantically tried to get out of the pokeball.
***
"This is it, my new room," said Gameboy as he looked around his new cloud room. It was at least twenty times bigger than his old one, and actually had more than one room.
"And guess what Feraligatr, we get our own rooms!" said Gameboy, holding the pokeball up close. "I think we shall sleep well tonight."
Or will you?
Ok now, while Gameboy sleeps, I shall tell you some back story of someone, but who?
[quote]
A)CrossDragon
B)Fantasty
C)Ominous_Doom[/quote]
CrossDragon was very impatiently awaiting an answer from Gameboy.
"Well, uhh, you see, Feraligatr here thinks that he can own your Ttar," Gameboy finally said.
"Feral! FERA!" [The hell? I said no such thing, that thing can so beat me.] said Feraligatr.
"Haha, what a pity. Not only is your Feraligatr gay with you, but it's weak too," responded CrossDragon, getting a belly full from Cross' comment.
"Feral" [Oh hell no. Bring it on CrossFucker] said Feraligatr, now ready to be the kick ass pokemon he was.
"Shall we?" asked Gameboy holding out his hand.
"We shall," responded CrossDragon, who took Gameboy's hand.
In an instant they were warped to a battle stadium. It was a small arena fitting only 1000 people. Only about 30 people were actually here, however.
"FERALIGATR, I CHOOSE YOU!" shouted Gameboy.
"Feral" [I'm already out] said Feraligatr.
"Don't ruin the moment," said Gameboy waving to the booing fans.
"BOOO! YOU SUCK! YES LITERALLY! GO BE GAY SOMEWHERE ELSE! BOO!" roared the crowd.
"Pleasant folks," said CrossDragon "Now, BOAH... I MEAN TYRANITAR SHOW THEM SOME TITS!"
"Tar" [But you've already seen them] replied Tyranitar.
"Shut up," said CrossDragon.
***
As Gameboy and CrossDragon battled, something somewhere in some place was going on. Yes, it was the daily commute on route 105. However, somewhere else in an undisclosed location, there was something even worse going on, people were throwing pennies away. And if that isn't enough to give you a heart attack, then consider the following: each year, over 100 Johotians will become millionaires. And one of them, has created Smogon...
"Any word from Doom?" asked mysterious voice.
"Yes sir, he said that he had to do some overtime at TLF and couldn't come here," replied a clearly different mysterious voice.
"Well tell him that if he is going to be a traitor, that he needs better pokemon," said the first mysterious voice.
"Will do Mr. Chaos," said the second mysterious voice.
"What the fuck? I told you never to call me that. You have failed me for the last time commander." said an angry Chaos.
Chaos then proceeded to strangle this commander with the force. He then pressed a circular red button that was next to him for who knows why.
"Mrs. Misty, you are now in charge of my affairs." said Chaos into a mini mic.
"Sorry boss, I have my own affairs to take care of," replied Misty.
"I MEANT BUSINESS AFFAIRS MISTY!" shouted Chaos.
"Oh, I guess I can do that," replied Misty.
"Good, now do my laundry and cook my dinner..."
***
"You fight like you are gay," said CrossDragon "Oh wait, you are. HA!"
Gameboy and CrossDragon had been battling for ten minutes. Tyranitar had ben whooping Feraligatr's ass (and once when a focus punch missed, it was literal).
"DON'T GIVE UP FERALIGATR!" Gameboy shouted to Feraligatr who had just taken a nasty earthquake.
"Feral" [Easy for you to say] said Feraligatr.
"Ok ok, anyway, USE WATERFALL!" screamed Gameboy, who was hoping a sword dance'd attack would take down Tyranitar.
Feraligatr began to glow blue. His eyes glowed aqua. He clenched his hands to summon a massive waterfall that flooded the stadium.
"Fuck, TTAR, DODGE IT!" Shouted CrossDragon.
"Tar..." [Haha, yeah right, gg] said Tyranitar has the wave of water came crashing down on him.
AND THE WINNER IS GAYBOY... I MEAN GAMEBOY WITH HIS FAMED FERALIGATR!
"Feral" [That's right bitch, where is your god now?] said Feraligatr.
"Ugh, good game Gayboy," said CrossDragon.
"Yeah that's right, be ashamed," said Gameboy.
"Anyway, I need to go do err something, see you later," said CrossDragon.
"Wait, did you talk to Fantasty about getting me a better room?" asked Gameboy.
"Oh yeah, he said to come talk to him yourself," replied CrossDragon, who began to leave the stadium.
"Alright, Feraligatr, I guess it's time to visit Fantasty," Gameboy said to Feraligatr.
Gameboy then began towards the exit to head up to the main administration office.
"Feral" [Wait, what about healing me?] Feraligatr asked, catching up with Gameboy who ignored him.
"FERAL!" [HEY GAMEBOY, I'M FUCKING TIRED, HEAL ME NOW!] roared Feraligatr.
Gameboy, not even glancing at Feraligatr, took his pokeball and withdrew him. He also added the extra lock, just in case.
After about a minute of walking, Gameboy reached an office that read "Fantasty - important people, or Gameboy only".
"Damn, I forgot me and Fant were like home boys, well, if we were from the lower east side of Kanto we would be home boys," said Gameboy, who then opened the door.
Gameboy was greeted by Fantasty, a nice, thin looking guy who wore Harry Potter glasses and had black curly hair. There was only one thing Gameboy was jealous about Fantasty, he had this awesome accent that was from some foreign place.
"¡Hola! Como estas Gameboy?" habla senor Fantasty.
"¡Hola! Yo estoy muy bien, y tu?" asked Gameboy.
"Ok, cut the crap," said Fantasty.
"Will do," replied Gameboy.
"So, CrossDragon tells me you're looking to get a better place to sleep," said Fantasty, pulling out some records from a file drawer in his desk.
"Yeah, the place I have is ok and all, but it makes me feel like I'm..."
Gameboy shuddered
"... poor. Plus, Ominous_Doom is right across from me," said Gameboy.
"Damn, that is bad. Look, I have an open room across the hall from me, Iggy, Rue, CrossDragon, and TPX. Think you can handle it?" asked Fantasty.
"You bet!" replied Gameboy.
"Great, I'll get some machokes to move you in right away," said Fantasty.
"Umm, I have no stuff," said Gameboy.
"God, it must suck to live there," said Fantasty.
"More than you can imagine," replied Gameboy.
"Wait a minute, where's Feraligatr?" asked Fantasty.
"Sometimes you need to set boundaries, Fant, and Feraligatr crossed that today when he couldn't count four ways." said Gameboy.
"Wasn't that like eight hours ago?" asked Fantasty.
"I'm a little slow, and how did you know?" asked Gameboy.
"I can break the fourth wall too," said Fantasty.
>_>
"Anyway, you should get some rest, we have a big job for you to do tomorrow," said Fantasty, trying to ignore the narrator.
"Fuck, it's Monday tomorrow, isn't it?" asked Gameboy.
"Well if it isn't, then something must've gone wrong," said Fantasty.
The two then proceeded to talk for some time, all while Feraligatr frantically tried to get out of the pokeball.
***
"This is it, my new room," said Gameboy as he looked around his new cloud room. It was at least twenty times bigger than his old one, and actually had more than one room.
"And guess what Feraligatr, we get our own rooms!" said Gameboy, holding the pokeball up close. "I think we shall sleep well tonight."
Or will you?
Ok now, while Gameboy sleeps, I shall tell you some back story of someone, but who?
[quote]
A)CrossDragon
B)Fantasty
C)Ominous_Doom[/quote]
K, Fant wins. Now here's some music that totally doesn't fit ( Just like CD's story <3)
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Fantasty looked down at the road of Goldenrod. Never had he felt so miserable since last week. He had just spent his weeks paycheck, a whopping thirty dollars, on the slots, and lost it all. He know had to go home and face a wife who would yell until that vein in her head popped.
"At least I have friends who are supportive," whispered Fantasty as several drops of rain fell from the night sky.
He was right, Fantasty had many friends who helped him make it to the next day.
"GET A BETTER JOB!"
"STOP GAMBLING!"
"WHY HASN'T YOUR WIFE DIVORCED YOU YET!?"
"YOU'RE A JOHOTIAN! YOU SHOULD BE RICH!"
Yep, Fantasty had the greatest friends. They stood by him in the worst of times.
"FIRE HIM ALREADY!"
"I'M LEAVING YOU FANTASTY!"
"I DON'T LOVE YOU!"
Fantasty sighed as he reached his front door. He was covered it rainwater. His wife, probably sitting in her chair by the front door had planned to give the same speech she always gave.
But Fantasty thought wrong.
As he entered the door, his wife was nowhere to be found. Fantasty didn't mind it, as he would rather have not dealt with her. Fantasty went into his bedroom, also void of his wife, and surrendered himself to his bed, not knowing there was a note next to him.
~~~ The next morning ~~~
Fantasty woke up at seven.
"Fuck," he said as he rushed to get dressed "I'm late for work."
He tried to dress as fast as he could, but by the time he finished, it was already twelve.
"Damn, that was the best damn battle I've ever seen," said Fantasty getting up from the couch.
He was dressed four hours ago, but decided to watch some television. He then left the house and walked to work, which was across the street from him.
"you're late," said Mr. Miech.
"I know, I know, but.."
"I don't want any of your crap Fantasty, you're fired."
"WHAT!?" shouted Fantasty at his ex-boss.
You heard me, now GET OUT!" Shouted Mr. Miech, pointing at to the door.
Fantasty did as instructed. He left the gas station and headed towards Goldenrod. Now what was he going to do?
As he entered town, he was knocked over the side of the road into a mud puddle by a kid on a bike.
"Je gek kid!" (You crazy kid!) shouted Fantasty, now covered in mud.
Everyone in town pretended they didn't see anything and carried on with their usual business.
Fantasty just lied there in the mud. He was feeling down, feeling like he could kill himself. His life sucked, his wife didn't. His friends made fun of him, and he lost his job. And now, Fantasty broke his only pair of glasses from falling into the mud.
"Please Arceus, help me," Said Fantasty, looking up.
At that moment, a flygon was passing by, and stopped to look at Fantasty. It went over to him without a care in the world and started pouncing on him. Fantasty gave it a shove and got up. The flygon then knocked Fantasty over, wanting to play.
"Ugh, you flygon, go back to your trainer," said Fantasty trying to wipe off his shattered glasses.
The flygon continued it's playful attack on Fantasty. Fantasty made a decision that changed his life.
He threw his only pokeball at the flygon.
Once it shook. Fantasty hoped it would work.
Twice. Fantasty prayed.
Three times it shook. Fantasty shouted.
The wild flygon was caught!
"HURRAY!" shouted Fantasty, picking up the pokeball.
And so, with this capture, which clearly has no plot holes in it, changed Fantasty's life. Soon after this, he realized that his wife had left him. He was ok with this, though. He dropped his friends and got new ones. He got a better job and rose through the rankings to become C.E.O of the Goldenrod money maker.
Soon after, Fantasty left his job to create his own company, which he named after his pokemon, Libelldra. He used his new friends to create employers. As many people joined, Libelldra expanded and became one of the most widely known companies in the world. It rivaled those like Gfaq and Smogon.
Note to Fantasty:
My dear husband,
I am leaving you. I can't take this life anymore. I've going to Kanto to find a better life. I leave you however, a way to make your's better. Go to Goldenrod tomorrow, I've left a pokemon for you to have. I know we could never afford one, but I managed to scrape of some cash by selling the car.
Please take care,
-Love, your wife
Ok that was the greatest backstory ever, I know. Now for choices.
What is going to happen now?
[quote]
A) Continue with main story
B) Backstory on Gameboy
C) Backstory on Meno
D) Backstory on CD[/quote]
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Fantasty looked down at the road of Goldenrod. Never had he felt so miserable since last week. He had just spent his weeks paycheck, a whopping thirty dollars, on the slots, and lost it all. He know had to go home and face a wife who would yell until that vein in her head popped.
"At least I have friends who are supportive," whispered Fantasty as several drops of rain fell from the night sky.
He was right, Fantasty had many friends who helped him make it to the next day.
"GET A BETTER JOB!"
"STOP GAMBLING!"
"WHY HASN'T YOUR WIFE DIVORCED YOU YET!?"
"YOU'RE A JOHOTIAN! YOU SHOULD BE RICH!"
Yep, Fantasty had the greatest friends. They stood by him in the worst of times.
"FIRE HIM ALREADY!"
"I'M LEAVING YOU FANTASTY!"
"I DON'T LOVE YOU!"
Fantasty sighed as he reached his front door. He was covered it rainwater. His wife, probably sitting in her chair by the front door had planned to give the same speech she always gave.
But Fantasty thought wrong.
As he entered the door, his wife was nowhere to be found. Fantasty didn't mind it, as he would rather have not dealt with her. Fantasty went into his bedroom, also void of his wife, and surrendered himself to his bed, not knowing there was a note next to him.
~~~ The next morning ~~~
Fantasty woke up at seven.
"Fuck," he said as he rushed to get dressed "I'm late for work."
He tried to dress as fast as he could, but by the time he finished, it was already twelve.
"Damn, that was the best damn battle I've ever seen," said Fantasty getting up from the couch.
He was dressed four hours ago, but decided to watch some television. He then left the house and walked to work, which was across the street from him.
"you're late," said Mr. Miech.
"I know, I know, but.."
"I don't want any of your crap Fantasty, you're fired."
"WHAT!?" shouted Fantasty at his ex-boss.
You heard me, now GET OUT!" Shouted Mr. Miech, pointing at to the door.
Fantasty did as instructed. He left the gas station and headed towards Goldenrod. Now what was he going to do?
As he entered town, he was knocked over the side of the road into a mud puddle by a kid on a bike.
"Je gek kid!" (You crazy kid!) shouted Fantasty, now covered in mud.
Everyone in town pretended they didn't see anything and carried on with their usual business.
Fantasty just lied there in the mud. He was feeling down, feeling like he could kill himself. His life sucked, his wife didn't. His friends made fun of him, and he lost his job. And now, Fantasty broke his only pair of glasses from falling into the mud.
"Please Arceus, help me," Said Fantasty, looking up.
At that moment, a flygon was passing by, and stopped to look at Fantasty. It went over to him without a care in the world and started pouncing on him. Fantasty gave it a shove and got up. The flygon then knocked Fantasty over, wanting to play.
"Ugh, you flygon, go back to your trainer," said Fantasty trying to wipe off his shattered glasses.
The flygon continued it's playful attack on Fantasty. Fantasty made a decision that changed his life.
He threw his only pokeball at the flygon.
Once it shook. Fantasty hoped it would work.
Twice. Fantasty prayed.
Three times it shook. Fantasty shouted.
The wild flygon was caught!
"HURRAY!" shouted Fantasty, picking up the pokeball.
And so, with this capture, which clearly has no plot holes in it, changed Fantasty's life. Soon after this, he realized that his wife had left him. He was ok with this, though. He dropped his friends and got new ones. He got a better job and rose through the rankings to become C.E.O of the Goldenrod money maker.
Soon after, Fantasty left his job to create his own company, which he named after his pokemon, Libelldra. He used his new friends to create employers. As many people joined, Libelldra expanded and became one of the most widely known companies in the world. It rivaled those like Gfaq and Smogon.
Note to Fantasty:
My dear husband,
I am leaving you. I can't take this life anymore. I've going to Kanto to find a better life. I leave you however, a way to make your's better. Go to Goldenrod tomorrow, I've left a pokemon for you to have. I know we could never afford one, but I managed to scrape of some cash by selling the car.
Please take care,
-Love, your wife
Ok that was the greatest backstory ever, I know. Now for choices.
What is going to happen now?
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B) Backstory on Gameboy
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"MOMMIE! MY ICE CWEAM!"
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"MOMMIE! MY ICE CWEAM!"
CrossDragon was sitting on a bench in the park near Goldenrod city. A young child was hollering about how his ice cream was stolen by the gnomes.
"Oh for the love of god, hey lady: shut your child up already. I'm trying to read," yelled Cross, barely heard over the now crying kid.
"Hey, screw you. Those damn gnomes stole my kid's ice cream," replied an angry mom.
CrossDragon sighed. He hated kids, and he hated parents who didn't care about others. He decided to do the same.
<p>"GO TYRANITAR!" CRossDragon unleashed his infamous partner, tyranitar.[/p]<p>Upon coming out, a brutal sandstorm was whipped up. The child and his mom took off towards the park exit. Several other people left the park. CrossDragon, fully prepared, put on his goggles. Unfortunately, we all know they do nothing.[/p]"Damn you narrator!" shouted CrossDragon.
Screw off, only so many people are allowed to read this. Anyway, CrossDragon kept his goggles on.
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~~~ 5 days later ~~~
CrossDragon is back at the park, on the same bench. He's reading the latest in "Trainer I.Q.". From the corner of his eye he spots the same women from five days ago. She has some biker dudes with her. She was looking angry. CrossDragon thought she wanted some super sex, but the thought was lost as she ordered the men to attack him.
"OH HELL NO! TYRANITAR, USE PROTECT!" Tyranitar was sent out, and shrouded itself in a mystical veil that protected himself and CrossDragon from the oncoming attackers. A sandstorm was not here because CrossDragon gave tyranitar an air lock band. The commercial still ringing inside his head.
[span style="font-family:Courier;font-size:10px;white-space:pre;"][span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:13px;white-space:normal;"][[span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:13px;white-space:normal;"]i]Buying friends for a day - $10
Paying the school bully so he doesn't take your lunch - $50
<p>Activating swords of revealing light so your opponent can't attack your life points directly - priceless.[/p]There's somethings money can't buy, for everything else, there's Kaiba corp.
Buy a duel disk and get a FREE air lock band.[/i]
Yep, a great commercial. Anyway, CrossDragon that battled the bikers and obviously he lost because otherwise he would have no motivation to join TLF to become a great battler and one day get revenge.
<p>[/p]<p>Yes, what a great update, failstory is fail <3[/p]<p>
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Now, what happens now?
<p>A)Back to main story[/p]<p>[/p]
What will YOU chose!?
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