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Warning: Crossovers and parodies ahead.
The long awaited… --Chapter 7--
The humans shielded their eyes from the bright sparks. Which ironicly, is probably why these Pokemon are so hard to obtain - you can’t help not to look at it.
Cirno: O wow~~
A green and yellow Roselia emerged from the ball. It had both purple and black roses. It was quite small.
Rose: What’s this?
Magma Grunt: Make this quick little girl, ‘cause as soon as I win I’m taking that Pokemon of yours to my boss. Maxie’ll be real pleased with this token.
Devon Researcher: Don’t just stand there gawping at it! Attack his Poochyena!
Poochyena used Tackle!
Roselia took 37% damage!
Roselia’s Poison Point poisoned the foe!
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP.
And before anyone could really grasp what a small semi-intelligent flower could do in a battle, Poochyena struck a devastating tackle into Roselia, sending the small bud flying. Incidentally, it fell among a flower bed, and was lost from vision.
Magma Grunt: Go Poochyena! Find that flower and finish it off!
Rose: Roselia? Where are you?
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP
Devon Researcher: Where did it fall anyway?
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP
Cirno: Here little flower! Over here! Come to Cirno!
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP
Rose: I found it! Oh, no, it’s just a Shroomish.
Devon Researcher: Shroomish?
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP
Magma Grunt: This is pointless. Poochyena, Howl!
Poochyena used Howl. It’s attack was raised!
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP
Poochyena howled pointlessly in front of the flowerbed.
Rose: Umm…what moves does a Roselia know?
Devon Researcher: Try Razor Leaf.
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP
Rose: Roselia! Razor Leaf now!!
Roselia used Razor Leaf! Criticial Hit!
Poochyena lost 12.5% HP.
Poochyena fainted.
Magma Grunt is out of usable Pokemon! Magma Grunt whited out.
Devon Researcher: I can show you the way to Rustboro if you need to. I need to get back anyway…I can’t believe I left my Pokeballs on my desk…
Rose, Cirno and the Devon Researcher walk together through the forest, leaving the unconscious Grunt lying face down on the forest floor. Several Shroomish were starting to gather…
Rose: Yes please! But what about him…?
Devon Researcher: He’ll be fine. Not that I care. ‘Names Ruesap miss. Pleased to make your acquaintance. Not that I’m too happy myself, it’s not like I enjoy being saved by noob trainers, y’know.
Rose: Hi Mister Ruesap! And what are these Goods he was talking about?
Ruesap: O these? Nothing to do with you anyway. But I’m a researcher for Devon… y’know Devon right?
Rose: You mean the people who make Pokeballs?
Ruesap: Silly girl, not just Pokeballs. Devon is the leading developer in all technology related to Pokemon. We worked with Bill to create the Storage System you use, the items you buy in the Pokemarts, right down to the Pokemon Centres that heal your Pokemon. You can find a Devon brand logo on nearly anything you care to name.
Rose: Wow.
Ruesap: That’s not all. We also made and recently released the PokeNav. I helped design it y’know. Check me up in the credits.
Rose: I don’t have one. And it’s not like I can afford one anyway.
Ruesap: We’re also working with Cpt.Stern on his new… anyway, we’re nearly there. Look, as thanks for today, I give you this Great ball, and you tell no one what happened. I could lose my job. And anyway, maybe you’d like to visit the flower shop?
Rose: Yea ok… bye Ruesap! Thank you!
Rose obtained a Great Ball!
Ruesap: I hope I never have to see you again! Seriously…with my line of work…
Rose: What?
Ruesap: Nothing!! See you again sometime maybe!
Route 104~ At the Pretty Petal Flower Shop
Assistant: Welcome! We are here to serve all your plant growing needs! How can I help you ladies?
Cirno: Do you sell toasters?
Assistant: No, but if you like shiny metal objects, we have some watering cans over there.
Cirno: Yay! Thank you!
Rose: So… you do flowers?
Assistant: Yes, we work to cover the whole of Hoenn in plants and flowers and halt the advance of the concrete age! Take this Wailmer Pail and this Rawst berry and go make the world a more green place!
A loud crash was heard, and the Assistant and Rose turned to look at where Cirno was, only except that it was now a large mountain of silver watering cans.
Assistant: You’re paying for the ones you break!
Rose: Get out of there!
Cirno: I cant find the Devon logo…
Rose: We’re going now Cirno!
Rose grabbed Cirno by the collar and dragged her out of the store, followed to the door by the aggravated assistant.
Assistant: Don’t come back!
Route 104
Rose: Now if cross that bridge, we should be in Rustboro…
Cirno: How’d you know that?
Rose: There’s a bridge over there…and a city over there…
Cirno: Ooo…
Meanwhile, back in the flower shop…A white rip in reality appeared along the back wall. It sucked in a flowerpot or two, and a girl in a blue dress walked through the gap in time and space.
Assistant: I hope that girl never comes back… O, can I help you miss?
Mysterious Girl Have you seen a young girl with…wings lately?
Assistant: I hope I never see her again! She messed up my display!
Mysterious Girl How long ago was this?
Assistant: About 5 minutes, they’ll be heading for Rustboro if you need to catch up.
Mysterious Girl You’ve been ever so helpful. I’ll be going then.
Assistant: Aren’t you going to buy anything?…
--End Chapter--
The humans shielded their eyes from the bright sparks. Which ironicly, is probably why these Pokemon are so hard to obtain - you can’t help not to look at it.
Cirno: O wow~~
A green and yellow Roselia emerged from the ball. It had both purple and black roses. It was quite small.
Rose: What’s this?
Magma Grunt: Make this quick little girl, ‘cause as soon as I win I’m taking that Pokemon of yours to my boss. Maxie’ll be real pleased with this token.
Devon Researcher: Don’t just stand there gawping at it! Attack his Poochyena!
Poochyena used Tackle!
Roselia took 37% damage!
Roselia’s Poison Point poisoned the foe!
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP.
And before anyone could really grasp what a small semi-intelligent flower could do in a battle, Poochyena struck a devastating tackle into Roselia, sending the small bud flying. Incidentally, it fell among a flower bed, and was lost from vision.
Magma Grunt: Go Poochyena! Find that flower and finish it off!
Rose: Roselia? Where are you?
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP
Devon Researcher: Where did it fall anyway?
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP
Cirno: Here little flower! Over here! Come to Cirno!
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP
Rose: I found it! Oh, no, it’s just a Shroomish.
Devon Researcher: Shroomish?
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP
Magma Grunt: This is pointless. Poochyena, Howl!
Poochyena used Howl. It’s attack was raised!
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP
Poochyena howled pointlessly in front of the flowerbed.
Rose: Umm…what moves does a Roselia know?
Devon Researcher: Try Razor Leaf.
Poochyena is Poisoned! Poochyena loses 12.5% HP
Rose: Roselia! Razor Leaf now!!
Roselia used Razor Leaf! Criticial Hit!
Poochyena lost 12.5% HP.
Poochyena fainted.
Magma Grunt is out of usable Pokemon! Magma Grunt whited out.
Devon Researcher: I can show you the way to Rustboro if you need to. I need to get back anyway…I can’t believe I left my Pokeballs on my desk…
Rose, Cirno and the Devon Researcher walk together through the forest, leaving the unconscious Grunt lying face down on the forest floor. Several Shroomish were starting to gather…
Rose: Yes please! But what about him…?
Devon Researcher: He’ll be fine. Not that I care. ‘Names Ruesap miss. Pleased to make your acquaintance. Not that I’m too happy myself, it’s not like I enjoy being saved by noob trainers, y’know.
Rose: Hi Mister Ruesap! And what are these Goods he was talking about?
Ruesap: O these? Nothing to do with you anyway. But I’m a researcher for Devon… y’know Devon right?
Rose: You mean the people who make Pokeballs?
Ruesap: Silly girl, not just Pokeballs. Devon is the leading developer in all technology related to Pokemon. We worked with Bill to create the Storage System you use, the items you buy in the Pokemarts, right down to the Pokemon Centres that heal your Pokemon. You can find a Devon brand logo on nearly anything you care to name.
Rose: Wow.
Ruesap: That’s not all. We also made and recently released the PokeNav. I helped design it y’know. Check me up in the credits.
Rose: I don’t have one. And it’s not like I can afford one anyway.
Ruesap: We’re also working with Cpt.Stern on his new… anyway, we’re nearly there. Look, as thanks for today, I give you this Great ball, and you tell no one what happened. I could lose my job. And anyway, maybe you’d like to visit the flower shop?
Rose: Yea ok… bye Ruesap! Thank you!
Rose obtained a Great Ball!
Ruesap: I hope I never have to see you again! Seriously…with my line of work…
Rose: What?
Ruesap: Nothing!! See you again sometime maybe!
Route 104~ At the Pretty Petal Flower Shop
Assistant: Welcome! We are here to serve all your plant growing needs! How can I help you ladies?
Cirno: Do you sell toasters?
Assistant: No, but if you like shiny metal objects, we have some watering cans over there.
Cirno: Yay! Thank you!
Rose: So… you do flowers?
Assistant: Yes, we work to cover the whole of Hoenn in plants and flowers and halt the advance of the concrete age! Take this Wailmer Pail and this Rawst berry and go make the world a more green place!
A loud crash was heard, and the Assistant and Rose turned to look at where Cirno was, only except that it was now a large mountain of silver watering cans.
Assistant: You’re paying for the ones you break!
Rose: Get out of there!
Cirno: I cant find the Devon logo…
Rose: We’re going now Cirno!
Rose grabbed Cirno by the collar and dragged her out of the store, followed to the door by the aggravated assistant.
Assistant: Don’t come back!
Route 104
Rose: Now if cross that bridge, we should be in Rustboro…
Cirno: How’d you know that?
Rose: There’s a bridge over there…and a city over there…
Cirno: Ooo…
Meanwhile, back in the flower shop…A white rip in reality appeared along the back wall. It sucked in a flowerpot or two, and a girl in a blue dress walked through the gap in time and space.
Assistant: I hope that girl never comes back… O, can I help you miss?
Mysterious Girl Have you seen a young girl with…wings lately?
Assistant: I hope I never see her again! She messed up my display!
Mysterious Girl How long ago was this?
Assistant: About 5 minutes, they’ll be heading for Rustboro if you need to catch up.
Mysterious Girl You’ve been ever so helpful. I’ll be going then.
Assistant: Aren’t you going to buy anything?…
--End Chapter--