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not just your ordianary story
Woot! More writings from your "favorite" person :D.
Anyway, here I'm using a new style of writing.
Here's a little back round info in the story:
You will be reading journal entries of people and pokemon from a time in history known as The Pokemon Encounter ( But I don't really want to spoil that so I won't go into much detail). In the first entry, you learn pretty much where they come from and some back round info on the characters. Also, I plan on having some references to some members ( Some of you will reconize one right away). So no, I give you THE NEXT "BEST" STORY EVER!
Feraligatr
9-5-84
The name’s Feraligatr, ‘Gatr for short. I’m known as a pokemon. That word really means a human that was effected by selekta radiation. Hmph, can’t really say I'm much human. I have no resemblance whatsoever. Anyway, we pokemon live in a closed off section somewhere in Florida. Damn humans think we’re too much of a threat to regular society. At least we have our own society here. Some human parents chose to stay with their pokemon kids despite being warned against it. My parents did. They were scientists.Those fools. They should have known better.
When I was younger, they told me what happened to me was an accident. But as I grew older, I did a bit of peeking around the house where I shouldn’t have been. They always warned me not to go in their laboratory, but curiosity got the best of me. So when they were out one day, I decided to check that place out. Boy did it give me the creeps. There was glass beakers and test tubes every where. They also kept the room pretty damp.
So anyway, I was looking around and I found a journal. I remember what was written clear in my mind. “Today, using this newly found radiation, we created an entirely new pokemon breed! We used few human cells and we combined those with some alligator cells. This breed is quite marvelous. IT’s scales are blue, it walks on 2 legs, it even has a tail! It also has red spikes on it’s back. From it’s appearance, no signs of any human parts are detectable. We find that this pokemon is basically an alligator standing on it’s hind legs with average human intelligence “.
Those bastards. How dare they talk about me like that. HA! Trying to say I have average intelligence. I’m actually very smart. Anyway, after I read that entry I looked around a bit, not able to believe what I has just read. I soon came to find what would unfortunately confirm this: an alligator in this lab. I looked at it nervously. It seemed very unhappy. In a state of confusion and rage I freed this alligator from the small iron prison from which it had been in.
When the door to the cage opened, it looked at me. It looked into my eyes, and as if it read my mind, it left the lab. I quickly followed it out. As luck, or perhaps unluckily, my “parents” were just coming home from “work”. I looked out a window when I heard their car coming. I knew something bad, or as I see it, good was about to happen. i looked at that alligator, teary eyed. I said to it “make these bad people go away forever”. Now, whether it understood me or not doesn’t seem to have mattered.
When they came in the door, that alligator attacked them. Now, a normal alligator would have had major problems with this. However, this was a bull alligator. Bull alligators are the roughest, toughest, damn meanest alligators there is ( if you exclude me from the category that is). So when this alligator attacked, it had no problem with them. Those poor helpless fools never stood a chance, and they deserved what they got. So from that day forth, I learned the truth behind us pokemon, and what we really are: a genetic combination of human and animals.
So back to our community, it really is pretty cool. We live a lot like humans. We have schools, stores, houses all that. I go to school. I don’t have any friends though. Once that whole incident got around this place, everyone tried to avoid me. That’s ok though. My parents had a lot of money so when they died I inherited it all. So I can support myself. So back to school, we have human teachers. I read they get paid over twice as much as regular teachers, which still doesn't amount to much. I try to remain as far from learning from her as possible. I’d rather learn on my own. So basically, if my teacher try to get me to involved, I make sure she knows to back off or something might happen. Not the best thing to do but it works. She doesn’t make me do homework like the rest of the class. I also never have to do anything like group projects or speeches. The teacher knows I don’t work well with others.
At home, I usually use my electronics. Mostly my computer. I can’t believe we’re allowed to use them. Well if by allow I mean no one knows then yeah. Mostly what I do is talk to regular humans who come together because someone thought it would be fun to make games of pokemon battling. I joined to tell them to stop, but they didn’t believer I was a pokemon so I just pretend to be a regular person now. But it’s not easy typing with claws. I make many spelling and grammatical errors. They aren’t smart enough to realize why that is. And to think, these are the people that will control my life in many years, unless we do something...
Lopunny
9-25-84
Oh shoot! I’m gonna be late! Stupid make-up. Stupid Men No Fun At All meeting. Darn Ursy for going to these meetings. Why can’t she see that men can be fun to use. Tehe, I suppose as a Lopunny I should know. I have the genetics of some how shall I say it: wanting more sex kinda human genes. That with some attractable women and some bunny genes and here I am. Not many of us know that little secret. Well, most of us weren’t created. So pokemon were born like that. The radiation apparently affected them before they were born. So no doubt their will be more, unintentionally of course.
For those of us who do know, we try to keep it a secret that we know this from our parents, unlike Feraligatr. I kinda feel bad for him. Those nasty rumors started spreading, and soon he became really distant from the class. On the other hand, he needs to suck it up like I, and the others have.
I think he has the best of it out of all of us. He’s got tons of money from his parents. He’s got a nice house, with a nice backyard. And I’ve read that the species he was created with would make running a breeze. Oh no! I’m running even later now. I should probably just tell Ursy I can’t go. tehehehe, I can tell my parents I’m going with her, and then go to the club. Perfect! Now to just call Ursy...
Ursaring
9-25-84
Oh darn that Lopunny. She knows I’m shy. And I don’t like going to those Men No Fun At All meetings. Stupid parents make me go every week. Lopunny should be the one going. She has major boy issues. Her parents should take more control over her. She goes to the club like every month. At least she knows when she’s gone too far.
Being a pokemon isn’t so bad. Wait, what am I saying? Being a pokemon is terrible. Especially for me. I was combined with a bear. A BEAR! I mean come on, I’m a girl! I can totally understand what ‘Gatr feels. Speaking of him, I really miss the old ‘Gatr. Before the incident, we used to be friends. We were in the first group of pokemon to be created. So we went to school together. We had a lot in common. We were both misfits. Lopunny was with us. Though Lopunny never really got to know Feraligatr that well.
And now, he has no friends. He is alone most of the time. He barely does anything in school. He doesn’t even eat lunch. I wonder why... not even lunch? It’s probably none of my business. He’s probably going through depression. I never really went through that. I guess I just accept the fact that I was genetically created. I think it might have something to do with the animal he was made with. Alligators are known to humans to be vicious. He shows that part a lot in school. Whenever the teacher bugs him about something, he gives her this evil glare and gives a small roar, which is nothing that bothers us, but the teacher, who knows he could eat her. I know he would do that, but she doesn’t. It’s actually kind of funny. Oh hey, that was the phone ringing, I bet it’s Lopunny...
Feraligatr
9-30-84
Today was odd. Ursaring came up to me in class today. I was a little shocked. We haven’t spoken in a while now. I can’t really say I missed her, but it was nice.
“Hi ‘Gatr”
“...”
“Look, I know we haven’t spoken in a while but...”
“What do you want?”
“I just want to talk”
“I don’t talk to anyone any more. You got that?”
“Ugh you are so hard headed.”
“... Go away”
“fine”
So then later at lunch while I was sitting alone trying not to think about food, Ursaring comes back over to me.
“Hi again”
“What are you doing back here again?”
“I dunno”
“I warned you before. GO AWAY!”
“But why?”
“ Why do you want to know something that could kill on a moments notice without a single regret?”
“I don’t care. I can understand what you felt.”
“NO YOU CAN’T! YOU DIDN’T READ WHAT I READ! YOU DIDN’T SEE WHAT I SAW!”
“So what?”
“Tell me Ursaring, have you seen the bear whose genes were given to you?”
“No.”
“Then you have no idea what happens to them. You did not see that alligator. It was as if something had drained it’s life. The look on it’s face when I found it. You have no idea what it looked like. You do not know the look on it’’s face when it killed.”
“...”
“At least you had honest parents. They told you straight up. I had no idea.”
“ ‘Gatr...I’m sorry.”
Then she started to walk away but I stopped her.
“Ursaring, WAIT!”
“Huh?”
“Do you know why I don’t eat lunch?”
“No”
“I know you wonder why. I see you look at me a lot in here.”
“Yeah, I thought you didn’t notice, now I feel like a stalker”
“Well can you keep a secret?”
“Yeah.”
“The reason I don’t eat lunch is because I eat live food.”
“WHAT?”
“Yep, whatever creature I can find in my backyard will be in my stomach.”
She smacked me after I said that.
“Oh you crazy thing! How could you?”
“It’s just instinct I guess. I can’t stand this crappy human food”
“That is no excuse to eat little woodland critters..................................................................you should be ...............................................................and with all your.........................................”
I kinda zoned out a little bit when she started talking. Anyway, we then chatted a little and I guess we became friends again.
Miss R’skoop
10-10-84
Oh wait a day it’s been! I just don’t think I’m cut out for what I’m doing. Aw well, at least the pay isn’t half bad. It’s just these damn pokemon. There’s an oversized alligator, an oversized bear, some weird rabbit thing which is addicted to sex, and some others. I’ve been with this group since the school was started. I thought it would be fun to teach this totally new species. Boy was I wrong. Perhaps if it wasn’t for that Feraligatr thing than it wouldn’t be so bad. But that damn thing, it nearly ate me today. I thought that since it’s social life was getting better that I could get it to do work, WRONG. I don’t know why I try. Maybe it’s just how I get my adrenaline pumping, but damn today scared the life out of me.
“Excuse me Feral, but could you at least try to pay attention?”
“Don’t call me that”
“I’ll call you what I want to call you.”
“And I’ll do what I want to do.”
At this point, the class was looking at us.
“Feral, your grades have reached an all time low. I’m afraid I will have to make you participate more.”
It then gave me one if it’s roars that usually makes me go away, but today I meant business.
“Not today”
He then got out of the seat,which I have no idea how he fits in in the first place. He stands about 3 feet taller than me. I got a nervous feeling, but I ignored it.
“What did you say?”
“I said, I will not be intimidated by that today. Now, SIT DOWN!”
“Just do what she says ‘Gatr.”
“Stay out of this Ursy.”
“Hey, don’t talk to her like that!”
It then turned to Lopunny and gave her an evil glare. I should have probably left it alone after but...
“SIT DOWN YOU HORRIBLE CREATION!”
This seemed to really tick it off. As soon as I said that he turned to me, picked me up, and rammed me into a wall.
“What did you call me?”
It kept it’s mouth right in front of me, so when it talked I could see inside it.
“PUT ME DOWN!”
“C’mon dude, don’t eat her.”
I have no idea why said that but I think it was Alakazam.
“I’ll let her go when she apologizes for what she just said!”
“I WILL NOT!”
“ ‘Gatr, don't do this. You know what will happen.”
“I DON’T CARE!”
“You do to. You know they’ll take you away if you kill another person”
It then looked at me.
“I’ll let you off... this time. But I warn you, if you ever call me that again, then you can enjoy the view of my insides.”
And with that it let go of me and left the room. I think it probably went home. Whoo, I get all jittery just thinking about it.
Feraligatr
10-10-84
Gah! Today was a bad day at school. I got into this whole mess with the teacher. I almost ate her, but that stupid Alakazam kid, who thinks he’s so smart, warned me not to. Damn, I should have killed her. The way she spoke to me. Like I’m some kind of animal. WELL GET THIS: I THINK HUMANS ARE THE ANIMALS! One day, I’ll make sure to show them what it’s like being us.
I wonder, where did Alakazam get the idea they’d take me away? You know, I did go to court for the incident. However, I was proven innocent. However, that alligator was not so lucky. And despite the fact I’m “innocent”, I have a reputation around the community. Just about everyone is afraid of me. Of course Ursy and the other pure pokemon aren’t, but the others are.
I don’t think I’ll be going back to school any time soon. My reputation there was already bad, but now, now it will be even worse. Wherever I walk, everyone around will probably cower in fear. Actually, when I think about it, that’s not bad. I like my privacy, and I like others to fear me. It feels good. It makes me feel... powerful.
Lopunny
11-17-84
I feel really bad. Feraligatr hasn’t been to school in like a month. Although it’s his fault. But then again, that alligator part of him puts him on his bad side a lot. And the teacher really shouldn’t have said some of those things.
But that’s not the only reason I feel bad. A few days ago, Ursy told me about why Feraligatr doesn’t eat lunch at school. So I stared spreading the rumor, only I changed it a little. So now everyone thinks that Feraligatr eats the little pokemon. So I’m sure that whenever there’s a small pokemon around him, they’ll probably scream and run away.
Feraligatr
11-20-84
AH! Fuck the world. Just when things start to get better. I went back to school today. There was a new teacher, apparently the old one changed classes. I'm glad,I hated her anyway. So this new teacher, she gave me this weird look when I came in. I can't really explain it, but it was something like a small frown and her eyes were a bit crossed. So I went to sit down, but she was like
"That's not your seat Mr. Feral."
And then pointed to a seat next to Lopunny and Alakazam.
"No way in hell I'm sitting there."
"What did you just say?"
"I said, there is no fucking way I'm sitting in that seat."
"What's wrong with sitting next to me?" said Lopunny.
"And me" said Alakazam also.
"Yes Mr. Feral, what is wrong with sitting next to them? Also, for cursing at me, one week of detention."
...
Anyway, here I'm using a new style of writing.
Here's a little back round info in the story:
You will be reading journal entries of people and pokemon from a time in history known as The Pokemon Encounter ( But I don't really want to spoil that so I won't go into much detail). In the first entry, you learn pretty much where they come from and some back round info on the characters. Also, I plan on having some references to some members ( Some of you will reconize one right away). So no, I give you THE NEXT "BEST" STORY EVER!
Feraligatr
9-5-84
The name’s Feraligatr, ‘Gatr for short. I’m known as a pokemon. That word really means a human that was effected by selekta radiation. Hmph, can’t really say I'm much human. I have no resemblance whatsoever. Anyway, we pokemon live in a closed off section somewhere in Florida. Damn humans think we’re too much of a threat to regular society. At least we have our own society here. Some human parents chose to stay with their pokemon kids despite being warned against it. My parents did. They were scientists.Those fools. They should have known better.
When I was younger, they told me what happened to me was an accident. But as I grew older, I did a bit of peeking around the house where I shouldn’t have been. They always warned me not to go in their laboratory, but curiosity got the best of me. So when they were out one day, I decided to check that place out. Boy did it give me the creeps. There was glass beakers and test tubes every where. They also kept the room pretty damp.
So anyway, I was looking around and I found a journal. I remember what was written clear in my mind. “Today, using this newly found radiation, we created an entirely new pokemon breed! We used few human cells and we combined those with some alligator cells. This breed is quite marvelous. IT’s scales are blue, it walks on 2 legs, it even has a tail! It also has red spikes on it’s back. From it’s appearance, no signs of any human parts are detectable. We find that this pokemon is basically an alligator standing on it’s hind legs with average human intelligence “.
Those bastards. How dare they talk about me like that. HA! Trying to say I have average intelligence. I’m actually very smart. Anyway, after I read that entry I looked around a bit, not able to believe what I has just read. I soon came to find what would unfortunately confirm this: an alligator in this lab. I looked at it nervously. It seemed very unhappy. In a state of confusion and rage I freed this alligator from the small iron prison from which it had been in.
When the door to the cage opened, it looked at me. It looked into my eyes, and as if it read my mind, it left the lab. I quickly followed it out. As luck, or perhaps unluckily, my “parents” were just coming home from “work”. I looked out a window when I heard their car coming. I knew something bad, or as I see it, good was about to happen. i looked at that alligator, teary eyed. I said to it “make these bad people go away forever”. Now, whether it understood me or not doesn’t seem to have mattered.
When they came in the door, that alligator attacked them. Now, a normal alligator would have had major problems with this. However, this was a bull alligator. Bull alligators are the roughest, toughest, damn meanest alligators there is ( if you exclude me from the category that is). So when this alligator attacked, it had no problem with them. Those poor helpless fools never stood a chance, and they deserved what they got. So from that day forth, I learned the truth behind us pokemon, and what we really are: a genetic combination of human and animals.
So back to our community, it really is pretty cool. We live a lot like humans. We have schools, stores, houses all that. I go to school. I don’t have any friends though. Once that whole incident got around this place, everyone tried to avoid me. That’s ok though. My parents had a lot of money so when they died I inherited it all. So I can support myself. So back to school, we have human teachers. I read they get paid over twice as much as regular teachers, which still doesn't amount to much. I try to remain as far from learning from her as possible. I’d rather learn on my own. So basically, if my teacher try to get me to involved, I make sure she knows to back off or something might happen. Not the best thing to do but it works. She doesn’t make me do homework like the rest of the class. I also never have to do anything like group projects or speeches. The teacher knows I don’t work well with others.
At home, I usually use my electronics. Mostly my computer. I can’t believe we’re allowed to use them. Well if by allow I mean no one knows then yeah. Mostly what I do is talk to regular humans who come together because someone thought it would be fun to make games of pokemon battling. I joined to tell them to stop, but they didn’t believer I was a pokemon so I just pretend to be a regular person now. But it’s not easy typing with claws. I make many spelling and grammatical errors. They aren’t smart enough to realize why that is. And to think, these are the people that will control my life in many years, unless we do something...
Lopunny
9-25-84
Oh shoot! I’m gonna be late! Stupid make-up. Stupid Men No Fun At All meeting. Darn Ursy for going to these meetings. Why can’t she see that men can be fun to use. Tehe, I suppose as a Lopunny I should know. I have the genetics of some how shall I say it: wanting more sex kinda human genes. That with some attractable women and some bunny genes and here I am. Not many of us know that little secret. Well, most of us weren’t created. So pokemon were born like that. The radiation apparently affected them before they were born. So no doubt their will be more, unintentionally of course.
For those of us who do know, we try to keep it a secret that we know this from our parents, unlike Feraligatr. I kinda feel bad for him. Those nasty rumors started spreading, and soon he became really distant from the class. On the other hand, he needs to suck it up like I, and the others have.
I think he has the best of it out of all of us. He’s got tons of money from his parents. He’s got a nice house, with a nice backyard. And I’ve read that the species he was created with would make running a breeze. Oh no! I’m running even later now. I should probably just tell Ursy I can’t go. tehehehe, I can tell my parents I’m going with her, and then go to the club. Perfect! Now to just call Ursy...
Ursaring
9-25-84
Oh darn that Lopunny. She knows I’m shy. And I don’t like going to those Men No Fun At All meetings. Stupid parents make me go every week. Lopunny should be the one going. She has major boy issues. Her parents should take more control over her. She goes to the club like every month. At least she knows when she’s gone too far.
Being a pokemon isn’t so bad. Wait, what am I saying? Being a pokemon is terrible. Especially for me. I was combined with a bear. A BEAR! I mean come on, I’m a girl! I can totally understand what ‘Gatr feels. Speaking of him, I really miss the old ‘Gatr. Before the incident, we used to be friends. We were in the first group of pokemon to be created. So we went to school together. We had a lot in common. We were both misfits. Lopunny was with us. Though Lopunny never really got to know Feraligatr that well.
And now, he has no friends. He is alone most of the time. He barely does anything in school. He doesn’t even eat lunch. I wonder why... not even lunch? It’s probably none of my business. He’s probably going through depression. I never really went through that. I guess I just accept the fact that I was genetically created. I think it might have something to do with the animal he was made with. Alligators are known to humans to be vicious. He shows that part a lot in school. Whenever the teacher bugs him about something, he gives her this evil glare and gives a small roar, which is nothing that bothers us, but the teacher, who knows he could eat her. I know he would do that, but she doesn’t. It’s actually kind of funny. Oh hey, that was the phone ringing, I bet it’s Lopunny...
Feraligatr
9-30-84
Today was odd. Ursaring came up to me in class today. I was a little shocked. We haven’t spoken in a while now. I can’t really say I missed her, but it was nice.
“Hi ‘Gatr”
“...”
“Look, I know we haven’t spoken in a while but...”
“What do you want?”
“I just want to talk”
“I don’t talk to anyone any more. You got that?”
“Ugh you are so hard headed.”
“... Go away”
“fine”
So then later at lunch while I was sitting alone trying not to think about food, Ursaring comes back over to me.
“Hi again”
“What are you doing back here again?”
“I dunno”
“I warned you before. GO AWAY!”
“But why?”
“ Why do you want to know something that could kill on a moments notice without a single regret?”
“I don’t care. I can understand what you felt.”
“NO YOU CAN’T! YOU DIDN’T READ WHAT I READ! YOU DIDN’T SEE WHAT I SAW!”
“So what?”
“Tell me Ursaring, have you seen the bear whose genes were given to you?”
“No.”
“Then you have no idea what happens to them. You did not see that alligator. It was as if something had drained it’s life. The look on it’s face when I found it. You have no idea what it looked like. You do not know the look on it’’s face when it killed.”
“...”
“At least you had honest parents. They told you straight up. I had no idea.”
“ ‘Gatr...I’m sorry.”
Then she started to walk away but I stopped her.
“Ursaring, WAIT!”
“Huh?”
“Do you know why I don’t eat lunch?”
“No”
“I know you wonder why. I see you look at me a lot in here.”
“Yeah, I thought you didn’t notice, now I feel like a stalker”
“Well can you keep a secret?”
“Yeah.”
“The reason I don’t eat lunch is because I eat live food.”
“WHAT?”
“Yep, whatever creature I can find in my backyard will be in my stomach.”
She smacked me after I said that.
“Oh you crazy thing! How could you?”
“It’s just instinct I guess. I can’t stand this crappy human food”
“That is no excuse to eat little woodland critters..................................................................you should be ...............................................................and with all your.........................................”
I kinda zoned out a little bit when she started talking. Anyway, we then chatted a little and I guess we became friends again.
Miss R’skoop
10-10-84
Oh wait a day it’s been! I just don’t think I’m cut out for what I’m doing. Aw well, at least the pay isn’t half bad. It’s just these damn pokemon. There’s an oversized alligator, an oversized bear, some weird rabbit thing which is addicted to sex, and some others. I’ve been with this group since the school was started. I thought it would be fun to teach this totally new species. Boy was I wrong. Perhaps if it wasn’t for that Feraligatr thing than it wouldn’t be so bad. But that damn thing, it nearly ate me today. I thought that since it’s social life was getting better that I could get it to do work, WRONG. I don’t know why I try. Maybe it’s just how I get my adrenaline pumping, but damn today scared the life out of me.
“Excuse me Feral, but could you at least try to pay attention?”
“Don’t call me that”
“I’ll call you what I want to call you.”
“And I’ll do what I want to do.”
At this point, the class was looking at us.
“Feral, your grades have reached an all time low. I’m afraid I will have to make you participate more.”
It then gave me one if it’s roars that usually makes me go away, but today I meant business.
“Not today”
He then got out of the seat,which I have no idea how he fits in in the first place. He stands about 3 feet taller than me. I got a nervous feeling, but I ignored it.
“What did you say?”
“I said, I will not be intimidated by that today. Now, SIT DOWN!”
“Just do what she says ‘Gatr.”
“Stay out of this Ursy.”
“Hey, don’t talk to her like that!”
It then turned to Lopunny and gave her an evil glare. I should have probably left it alone after but...
“SIT DOWN YOU HORRIBLE CREATION!”
This seemed to really tick it off. As soon as I said that he turned to me, picked me up, and rammed me into a wall.
“What did you call me?”
It kept it’s mouth right in front of me, so when it talked I could see inside it.
“PUT ME DOWN!”
“C’mon dude, don’t eat her.”
I have no idea why said that but I think it was Alakazam.
“I’ll let her go when she apologizes for what she just said!”
“I WILL NOT!”
“ ‘Gatr, don't do this. You know what will happen.”
“I DON’T CARE!”
“You do to. You know they’ll take you away if you kill another person”
It then looked at me.
“I’ll let you off... this time. But I warn you, if you ever call me that again, then you can enjoy the view of my insides.”
And with that it let go of me and left the room. I think it probably went home. Whoo, I get all jittery just thinking about it.
Feraligatr
10-10-84
Gah! Today was a bad day at school. I got into this whole mess with the teacher. I almost ate her, but that stupid Alakazam kid, who thinks he’s so smart, warned me not to. Damn, I should have killed her. The way she spoke to me. Like I’m some kind of animal. WELL GET THIS: I THINK HUMANS ARE THE ANIMALS! One day, I’ll make sure to show them what it’s like being us.
I wonder, where did Alakazam get the idea they’d take me away? You know, I did go to court for the incident. However, I was proven innocent. However, that alligator was not so lucky. And despite the fact I’m “innocent”, I have a reputation around the community. Just about everyone is afraid of me. Of course Ursy and the other pure pokemon aren’t, but the others are.
I don’t think I’ll be going back to school any time soon. My reputation there was already bad, but now, now it will be even worse. Wherever I walk, everyone around will probably cower in fear. Actually, when I think about it, that’s not bad. I like my privacy, and I like others to fear me. It feels good. It makes me feel... powerful.
Lopunny
11-17-84
I feel really bad. Feraligatr hasn’t been to school in like a month. Although it’s his fault. But then again, that alligator part of him puts him on his bad side a lot. And the teacher really shouldn’t have said some of those things.
But that’s not the only reason I feel bad. A few days ago, Ursy told me about why Feraligatr doesn’t eat lunch at school. So I stared spreading the rumor, only I changed it a little. So now everyone thinks that Feraligatr eats the little pokemon. So I’m sure that whenever there’s a small pokemon around him, they’ll probably scream and run away.
Feraligatr
11-20-84
AH! Fuck the world. Just when things start to get better. I went back to school today. There was a new teacher, apparently the old one changed classes. I'm glad,I hated her anyway. So this new teacher, she gave me this weird look when I came in. I can't really explain it, but it was something like a small frown and her eyes were a bit crossed. So I went to sit down, but she was like
"That's not your seat Mr. Feral."
And then pointed to a seat next to Lopunny and Alakazam.
"No way in hell I'm sitting there."
"What did you just say?"
"I said, there is no fucking way I'm sitting in that seat."
"What's wrong with sitting next to me?" said Lopunny.
"And me" said Alakazam also.
"Yes Mr. Feral, what is wrong with sitting next to them? Also, for cursing at me, one week of detention."
...
[QUOTE]mom: JEREM, WAKE UP.
jerem:urrr i don't wanna
mom: NOW, don't you remember what day it is?
jerem:ummm...err....no
mom: >_>
jerem:umm wait, O *** i forgot, its the day i get my pokemon
mom:you use the word "pokemon" loosely, I can guarantee they'll let you get a feraligatr
jerem: you don't know that...mom: the elders look at everything you do...
jerem:so
mom:well i guess the fact you know everything about feraligatrs, INCLUDING their language,will absolutely not affect their decision.
jerem:well still, no one has ever managed to tame a feraligatr, and live anyway
mom:well you might be the first, how sweet will that be?
jerem:pretty awesome i guess
mom: anyway you should leave now
jerem: I HAVEN"T EVEN EATAN BREAKFEAST YET.
mom: too bad now go...
jerem:but...
mom:GO!
jerem:fine
*jerem walks out the front door*
mom: I LOVE YOU, GOOD LUCK
jerem:bye.
*jerem spits on the door*
jerem: FINALLY, god damn i hate you you ******, anyway i hope i can do get feraligatr, that would really rock.....[/QUOTE]
I'd say it's an improvement for sure.
This story is pretty odd, but it's a neat way to tell it.
jerem:urrr i don't wanna
mom: NOW, don't you remember what day it is?
jerem:ummm...err....no
mom: >_>
jerem:umm wait, O *** i forgot, its the day i get my pokemon
mom:you use the word "pokemon" loosely, I can guarantee they'll let you get a feraligatr
jerem: you don't know that...mom: the elders look at everything you do...
jerem:so
mom:well i guess the fact you know everything about feraligatrs, INCLUDING their language,will absolutely not affect their decision.
jerem:well still, no one has ever managed to tame a feraligatr, and live anyway
mom:well you might be the first, how sweet will that be?
jerem:pretty awesome i guess
mom: anyway you should leave now
jerem: I HAVEN"T EVEN EATAN BREAKFEAST YET.
mom: too bad now go...
jerem:but...
mom:GO!
jerem:fine
*jerem walks out the front door*
mom: I LOVE YOU, GOOD LUCK
jerem:bye.
*jerem spits on the door*
jerem: FINALLY, god damn i hate you you ******, anyway i hope i can do get feraligatr, that would really rock.....[/QUOTE]
I'd say it's an improvement for sure.
This story is pretty odd, but it's a neat way to tell it.