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There's something over the mountains,
something so dark and clear.
There's something wandering the endless plains,
Something so evil and near.
These two are filled with anger and rage,
the beast not yet locked in a cage.
If there ever comes a point in your life,
where you should think to die by knife,
then journey to the endless plains,
or just past the mountains.
Because when these two are lurking near,
you know that death is near.
The Death of CrossDragon
The night was dark. There was a crisp coolness in the air. There were few clouds in the sky and the moon shone brightly. Feraligatr was running through the plains.
Gameboy was sweating. He was climbing the mountains. Although the night air was cold, the mountains had blocked most of the wind from getting too him.
"Almost there" said Gameboy.
Ever since the last killing, the two were on the run. There had been a bounty placed on them - 10,000 pokedollars for Gameboy and 100,000 for the gatr. Of course many were too afraid to go after them, but one brave person dared to tempt fate, CrossDragon. He was a skilled hunter and had tracked the two down with the greatest passion one could have. When Gameboy and Feraligatr were close, they were nearly captured. But they are smarter than the average runaways. CrossDragon sent out his mighty tyranitar. CrossDragon, being dumb as he was, did not realize that the sandstorm that the beast created would give Gameboy and Feraligatr the chance to run. In a weaker state, the two decided it would be best to split. Gameboy would take the mountainous route, while Feraligatr would take the plains route. It was then that they ran.
"You will be mine" said CrossDragon.
He was following Gameboy's path. CrossDragon had used his aerodactyl to fly him over the mountains, now waiting for Gameboy.
But Gameboy was prepared. He knew CrossDragon would follow him. He knew he would get ahead of him. He knew that he was waiting for him up ahead. So Gameboy had found a cave in the area. He was heading towards it. CrossDragon, unaware of this, simply waited where the road began.
"Simple fool" thought Gameboy. "You think that I am not prepared. I will not go down without a fight. I will make sure that you die, soon. But I must wait for Feraligatr first. Soon he should reach the road on his side. IF CrossDragon is waiting for him on that side, the I have instructed him to run away towards the mountains, where this cave lies. IF he is on my side, which there is no doubt he is, then Feraligatr was to climb the treacherous mountains, as I have, and find me.
So when Feraligatr saw CrossDragon in the distance earlier, he ran back and looked for the easiest mountains to climb. Of course, there were few, so Feraligatr was running for nothing.
"Gameboy, I will meet you soon" thought Feraligatr. "These mountains are dangerous, I have no idea whether you made it or not. I hope you have. You shall find safety in that cave, at least if it has not changed since you first found me there..."
"Where is he?" said CrossDragon talking to his sleeping tyranitar. "I've waited so long, and I am running low on supplies. I don't even know if Gameboy is alive or not."
CrossDragon stood up from where he was sitting and threw a rock at Tyranitar. It angrily woke up. It opened one eye and saw CrossDragon was talking to himself again. He tried to go back to sleep, but CrossDragon kept on throwing rocks at him, in his bored state, and once Tyranitar finally managed to get back to sleep, he began to talk in an annoying manner in which Tyranitar had wished he was Feraligatr and could eat him.
At dawn, Feraligatr was climbing a mountain. Gameboy was just entering the cave, and CrossDragon asleep next to Tyranitar.
"Finally here" said Gameboy, panting as he entered the cave. It was but one section. However, it was the exact opposite from small. It was circular with a pool of water near an end of it. Gameboy ran over to that pool and drank from it, as dirty as it was.
"It feels weird to be back here again. The last time I was here, I was exploring this area. That's how I know it so well. Then I found this cave. I found a totadile in here. He was sleeping. There was a note next to him. It said something like "please take care of him. He is special. He will only warm up to the right trainer. I warn you, if you are the wrong one, then he will kill you". Guess I was the right one." said Gameboy as he lied down.
"WAIT, I remember placing some supplies here, just in case I ever needed to comeback here. Guess it was a coincidence that I now need them."
Gameboy walked over to another edge of the cavern. He found a small crate with supplies. He quickly ate some of the food. Then, knowing he was safe for the time being, layed down to rest.
something so dark and clear.
There's something wandering the endless plains,
Something so evil and near.
These two are filled with anger and rage,
the beast not yet locked in a cage.
If there ever comes a point in your life,
where you should think to die by knife,
then journey to the endless plains,
or just past the mountains.
Because when these two are lurking near,
you know that death is near.
The Death of CrossDragon
The night was dark. There was a crisp coolness in the air. There were few clouds in the sky and the moon shone brightly. Feraligatr was running through the plains.
Gameboy was sweating. He was climbing the mountains. Although the night air was cold, the mountains had blocked most of the wind from getting too him.
"Almost there" said Gameboy.
Ever since the last killing, the two were on the run. There had been a bounty placed on them - 10,000 pokedollars for Gameboy and 100,000 for the gatr. Of course many were too afraid to go after them, but one brave person dared to tempt fate, CrossDragon. He was a skilled hunter and had tracked the two down with the greatest passion one could have. When Gameboy and Feraligatr were close, they were nearly captured. But they are smarter than the average runaways. CrossDragon sent out his mighty tyranitar. CrossDragon, being dumb as he was, did not realize that the sandstorm that the beast created would give Gameboy and Feraligatr the chance to run. In a weaker state, the two decided it would be best to split. Gameboy would take the mountainous route, while Feraligatr would take the plains route. It was then that they ran.
"You will be mine" said CrossDragon.
He was following Gameboy's path. CrossDragon had used his aerodactyl to fly him over the mountains, now waiting for Gameboy.
But Gameboy was prepared. He knew CrossDragon would follow him. He knew he would get ahead of him. He knew that he was waiting for him up ahead. So Gameboy had found a cave in the area. He was heading towards it. CrossDragon, unaware of this, simply waited where the road began.
"Simple fool" thought Gameboy. "You think that I am not prepared. I will not go down without a fight. I will make sure that you die, soon. But I must wait for Feraligatr first. Soon he should reach the road on his side. IF CrossDragon is waiting for him on that side, the I have instructed him to run away towards the mountains, where this cave lies. IF he is on my side, which there is no doubt he is, then Feraligatr was to climb the treacherous mountains, as I have, and find me.
So when Feraligatr saw CrossDragon in the distance earlier, he ran back and looked for the easiest mountains to climb. Of course, there were few, so Feraligatr was running for nothing.
"Gameboy, I will meet you soon" thought Feraligatr. "These mountains are dangerous, I have no idea whether you made it or not. I hope you have. You shall find safety in that cave, at least if it has not changed since you first found me there..."
"Where is he?" said CrossDragon talking to his sleeping tyranitar. "I've waited so long, and I am running low on supplies. I don't even know if Gameboy is alive or not."
CrossDragon stood up from where he was sitting and threw a rock at Tyranitar. It angrily woke up. It opened one eye and saw CrossDragon was talking to himself again. He tried to go back to sleep, but CrossDragon kept on throwing rocks at him, in his bored state, and once Tyranitar finally managed to get back to sleep, he began to talk in an annoying manner in which Tyranitar had wished he was Feraligatr and could eat him.
At dawn, Feraligatr was climbing a mountain. Gameboy was just entering the cave, and CrossDragon asleep next to Tyranitar.
"Finally here" said Gameboy, panting as he entered the cave. It was but one section. However, it was the exact opposite from small. It was circular with a pool of water near an end of it. Gameboy ran over to that pool and drank from it, as dirty as it was.
"It feels weird to be back here again. The last time I was here, I was exploring this area. That's how I know it so well. Then I found this cave. I found a totadile in here. He was sleeping. There was a note next to him. It said something like "please take care of him. He is special. He will only warm up to the right trainer. I warn you, if you are the wrong one, then he will kill you". Guess I was the right one." said Gameboy as he lied down.
"WAIT, I remember placing some supplies here, just in case I ever needed to comeback here. Guess it was a coincidence that I now need them."
Gameboy walked over to another edge of the cavern. He found a small crate with supplies. He quickly ate some of the food. Then, knowing he was safe for the time being, layed down to rest.
"Ugh finally" panted Feraligatr as he reached a ledge. From where he was, he could see the cave entrance.
CrossDragon had woken up. Tyranitar was still asleep from last night. CrossDragon stood up and shook Tyranitar, who woke up. Tyranitar, angered, took off it's collar. This caused a sandstorm to happen.
"Damn it Tyranitar, don't take that off. You know it stops your ability" said CrossDragon unhappily. He was trying to stop the sand from getting into his eye. Tyranitar was walking over to a giant rock and fell asleep behind it so CrossDragon couldn't find him.
Feraligatr had just gotten to the mouth of the cave. He peeked inside. He saw Gameboy asleep, so he rushed over. Feraligatr's footsteps woke Gameboy up.
"Feraligatr!" shouted Gameboy. This shout echoed throughout the cave, and up the mountains, and up to CrossDragon.
"What the hell was that?" asked CrossDragon as the echo was distorted to something like "fuck la gladiators". As CrossDragon talked, sand filled his mouth. He spat it out and yelled again.
"TYRANITAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING COLLAR ON!" Tyranitar did wake up, and did as told.
"Thank you" said CrossDragon softly. "Now, we investigate that noise".
"Feraligatr" said Gameboy again. Feraligatr looked at Gameboy.
"I bet you remember this place" said Gameboy. Feraligatr nodded.
"Hey Tyranitar, LOOK, IT'S A CAVE!" shouted CrossDragon.
Tyranitar and CrossDragon has been wandering the mountains looking for the source of the echo. Tyranitar, less than amused, had been laying down looking at the clouds.
"GOD DAMN IT TYRANITAR, WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LAZY?" yelled CrossDragon into Tyranitar's face.
Tyranitar just looked at CrossDragon and yawned. Then he got up and followed CrossDragon.
"I hear something" whispered Gameboy to Feraligatr as Tyranitar walked near the cave mouth.
"It's CrossDragon again" said Gameboy.
"Quick, hide behind that stalagmite near the entrance" said Gameboy.
Feraligatr quickly ran there just as CrossDragon entered.
"Hello?" said CrossDragon, unsure of what was in here.
"CrossDragon" said Gameboy.
"GAMEBOY!" shouted CrossDragon. "I have you now"
"We shall see"
"Yes we shall"
"Did you really need to respond to that?"
"Yes"
"Ok, fucking stop"
"Don't tell me to stop"
"SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP"
"Fine, but only because I just can't wait to capture you"
Gameboy facepalmed.
"I'm glad to get away from things like those" thought Gameboy.
"Anyway, you're going down. TYRANITAR..."
Tyranitar looked at CrossDragon.
"Wait... where is that Feraligatr?" said CrossDragon in an unsteady tone.
"Does it matter?" replied Gameboy.
"No not really I guess. Anyway, TYRANITAR HYPER BEAM!" screamed CrossDragon.
"What? Only noobs use hyper beam" said Gameboy.
"FERALIGATR, KILL CROSSDRAGON"
Tyranitar used hyper beam. But because he was tired, he missed.
"HA" laughed Gameboy. "You can't even touch me"
Feraligatr had walked over behind CrossDragon, who was punching Tyranitar for missing. When Feraligatr walked over towards him, he turned around.
"CrossDragon, you tried and you failed. You shall die. Enjoy Feraligatr's insides" said Gameboy in a victorious tone.
Feraligatr took CrossDragon, and swallowed him.
"Good job Feraligatr" said Gameboy.
Feraligatr smiled.
Tyranitar was just standing there, waiting for something to happen.
"Hmmm, what to do with this tyranitar" said Gameboy.
In response, Feraligatr opened it's mouth. When Tyranitar saw it, it got scared. It made a little wimpering noise. Feraligatr opened it's jaw wider. Tyranitar saw a small blood stain on one of his teeth where CrossDragon's arm had been cut when he was eaten.
"Go ahead Feraligatr" said Gameboy.
Feraligatr looked at Tyranitar who was shivering.
"Calm yourself, it is time for you to meet Arceus" said Feraligatr.
"I'm not ready" replied Tyranitar.
"No one is" said Feraligatr.
And with that, Feraligatr opened it's massive jaws and consumed him.
CrossDragon had woken up. Tyranitar was still asleep from last night. CrossDragon stood up and shook Tyranitar, who woke up. Tyranitar, angered, took off it's collar. This caused a sandstorm to happen.
"Damn it Tyranitar, don't take that off. You know it stops your ability" said CrossDragon unhappily. He was trying to stop the sand from getting into his eye. Tyranitar was walking over to a giant rock and fell asleep behind it so CrossDragon couldn't find him.
Feraligatr had just gotten to the mouth of the cave. He peeked inside. He saw Gameboy asleep, so he rushed over. Feraligatr's footsteps woke Gameboy up.
"Feraligatr!" shouted Gameboy. This shout echoed throughout the cave, and up the mountains, and up to CrossDragon.
"What the hell was that?" asked CrossDragon as the echo was distorted to something like "fuck la gladiators". As CrossDragon talked, sand filled his mouth. He spat it out and yelled again.
"TYRANITAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING COLLAR ON!" Tyranitar did wake up, and did as told.
"Thank you" said CrossDragon softly. "Now, we investigate that noise".
"Feraligatr" said Gameboy again. Feraligatr looked at Gameboy.
"I bet you remember this place" said Gameboy. Feraligatr nodded.
"Hey Tyranitar, LOOK, IT'S A CAVE!" shouted CrossDragon.
Tyranitar and CrossDragon has been wandering the mountains looking for the source of the echo. Tyranitar, less than amused, had been laying down looking at the clouds.
"GOD DAMN IT TYRANITAR, WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LAZY?" yelled CrossDragon into Tyranitar's face.
Tyranitar just looked at CrossDragon and yawned. Then he got up and followed CrossDragon.
"I hear something" whispered Gameboy to Feraligatr as Tyranitar walked near the cave mouth.
"It's CrossDragon again" said Gameboy.
"Quick, hide behind that stalagmite near the entrance" said Gameboy.
Feraligatr quickly ran there just as CrossDragon entered.
"Hello?" said CrossDragon, unsure of what was in here.
"CrossDragon" said Gameboy.
"GAMEBOY!" shouted CrossDragon. "I have you now"
"We shall see"
"Yes we shall"
"Did you really need to respond to that?"
"Yes"
"Ok, fucking stop"
"Don't tell me to stop"
"SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP"
"Fine, but only because I just can't wait to capture you"
Gameboy facepalmed.
"I'm glad to get away from things like those" thought Gameboy.
"Anyway, you're going down. TYRANITAR..."
Tyranitar looked at CrossDragon.
"Wait... where is that Feraligatr?" said CrossDragon in an unsteady tone.
"Does it matter?" replied Gameboy.
"No not really I guess. Anyway, TYRANITAR HYPER BEAM!" screamed CrossDragon.
"What? Only noobs use hyper beam" said Gameboy.
"FERALIGATR, KILL CROSSDRAGON"
Tyranitar used hyper beam. But because he was tired, he missed.
"HA" laughed Gameboy. "You can't even touch me"
Feraligatr had walked over behind CrossDragon, who was punching Tyranitar for missing. When Feraligatr walked over towards him, he turned around.
"CrossDragon, you tried and you failed. You shall die. Enjoy Feraligatr's insides" said Gameboy in a victorious tone.
Feraligatr took CrossDragon, and swallowed him.
"Good job Feraligatr" said Gameboy.
Feraligatr smiled.
Tyranitar was just standing there, waiting for something to happen.
"Hmmm, what to do with this tyranitar" said Gameboy.
In response, Feraligatr opened it's mouth. When Tyranitar saw it, it got scared. It made a little wimpering noise. Feraligatr opened it's jaw wider. Tyranitar saw a small blood stain on one of his teeth where CrossDragon's arm had been cut when he was eaten.
"Go ahead Feraligatr" said Gameboy.
Feraligatr looked at Tyranitar who was shivering.
"Calm yourself, it is time for you to meet Arceus" said Feraligatr.
"I'm not ready" replied Tyranitar.
"No one is" said Feraligatr.
And with that, Feraligatr opened it's massive jaws and consumed him.
Didn't bother ready the 2 walls of text. I just skipped to the end.
Let me show you something, Gameboy.
Height -Feraligatr- 7'07"
Weight -Feraligatr- 195.8 lbs
Info - It usually moves slowly, but it goes at blinding speed when it attacks and bites prey.
Height -Tyranitar- 6'07"
Weight -Tyranitar- 445.3 lbs
Info - If it rampages, it knocks down mountains and buries rivers. Maps must be redrawn afterward.
You can't lift Tyranitar or nor eat him in one bite, dumbass. There is no fricking way you can swallow 445lbs of pure Tyranitar and not die. Clearly Tyranitar is superior to Feraligatr in every, single way. Feraligatr can DD, Tyranitar does it better, Feraligatr attempts to hide behind a Sub? Boah does it better. TYRANITAR IS BETTER. Don't deny it!
Let me show you something, Gameboy.
Height -Feraligatr- 7'07"
Weight -Feraligatr- 195.8 lbs
Info - It usually moves slowly, but it goes at blinding speed when it attacks and bites prey.
Height -Tyranitar- 6'07"
Weight -Tyranitar- 445.3 lbs
Info - If it rampages, it knocks down mountains and buries rivers. Maps must be redrawn afterward.
You can't lift Tyranitar or nor eat him in one bite, dumbass. There is no fricking way you can swallow 445lbs of pure Tyranitar and not die. Clearly Tyranitar is superior to Feraligatr in every, single way. Feraligatr can DD, Tyranitar does it better, Feraligatr attempts to hide behind a Sub? Boah does it better. TYRANITAR IS BETTER. Don't deny it!
Also, Sandstorm screws Feraligatr's attempt to set Subs up then proceed to DD and repeat the process. Your story also has a flaw in it. With Tyranitar out, Sandstorm whittles away what's left of Feraligatr's health.
"What? Only noobs use hyper beam" said Gameboy."
Taking a page from my book eh? Try and be original, dumbass.
"What? Only noobs use hyper beam" said Gameboy."
Taking a page from my book eh? Try and be original, dumbass.
[QUOTE USER="CrossDragon" TIME="1200800337"]Didn't bother ready the 2 walls of text. I just skipped to the end.
Let me show you something, Gameboy.
Height -Feraligatr- 7'07"
Weight -Feraligatr- 195.8 lbs
Info - It usually moves slowly, but it goes at blinding speed when it attacks and bites prey.
Height -Tyranitar- 6'07"
Weight -Tyranitar- 445.3 lbs
Info - If it rampages, it knocks down mountains and buries rivers. Maps must be redrawn afterward.
You can't lift Tyranitar or nor eat him in one bite, dumbass. There is no fricking way you can swallow 445lbs of pure Tyranitar and not die. Clearly Tyranitar is superior to Feraligatr in every, single way. Feraligatr can DD, Tyranitar does it better, Feraligatr attempts to hide behind a Sub? Boah does it better. TYRANITAR IS BETTER. Don't deny it!
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Not so fast Mr. Wright. :D
ok no but 4 reel.
CROSSDRAGON
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
GO DIE
ok err nvm
OK REALLY
It's good to see you use those brains of yours. However, I give 2 different answers.
1. IF YOU BOTHERED TO READ, then you would see that in no way, shape, or form, did I express that Feraligatr ate him in 1 bite, or picked him up. Yes see I pay attention to those little details that you seem to ignore.
2. If you don't like that answer, then we'll go with this.
My Gatr's size = Jerem's Gatr > average Gatr > Tyranitar
good day sir
Let me show you something, Gameboy.
Height -Feraligatr- 7'07"
Weight -Feraligatr- 195.8 lbs
Info - It usually moves slowly, but it goes at blinding speed when it attacks and bites prey.
Height -Tyranitar- 6'07"
Weight -Tyranitar- 445.3 lbs
Info - If it rampages, it knocks down mountains and buries rivers. Maps must be redrawn afterward.
You can't lift Tyranitar or nor eat him in one bite, dumbass. There is no fricking way you can swallow 445lbs of pure Tyranitar and not die. Clearly Tyranitar is superior to Feraligatr in every, single way. Feraligatr can DD, Tyranitar does it better, Feraligatr attempts to hide behind a Sub? Boah does it better. TYRANITAR IS BETTER. Don't deny it!
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Not so fast Mr. Wright. :D
ok no but 4 reel.
CROSSDRAGON
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
GO DIE
ok err nvm
OK REALLY
It's good to see you use those brains of yours. However, I give 2 different answers.
1. IF YOU BOTHERED TO READ, then you would see that in no way, shape, or form, did I express that Feraligatr ate him in 1 bite, or picked him up. Yes see I pay attention to those little details that you seem to ignore.
2. If you don't like that answer, then we'll go with this.
My Gatr's size = Jerem's Gatr > average Gatr > Tyranitar
good day sir
[QUOTE USER="CrossDragon" TIME="1200800564"]Also, Sandstorm screws Feraligatr's attempt to set Subs up then proceed to DD and repeat the process. Your story also has a flaw in it. With Tyranitar out, Sandstorm whittles away what's left of Feraligatr's health.
"What? Only noobs use hyper beam" said Gameboy."
Taking a page from my book eh? Try and be original, dumbass.
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*me looks at your story name*
original my ass
Oh and if you wanna fucking go there, then I invite you to court because mine is copyrighted :D unlike yours :D
"What? Only noobs use hyper beam" said Gameboy."
Taking a page from my book eh? Try and be original, dumbass.
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*me looks at your story name*
original my ass
Oh and if you wanna fucking go there, then I invite you to court because mine is copyrighted :D unlike yours :D
[QUOTE USER="CrossDragon" TIME="1200819750"]Leave it to gameboy to take everything I say to the extremes. Sometimes you make me wonder how the hell you got so far in life.
THATS RIGHT I WENT THERE. I PULLED THE LIFE CARD, NOT MINES BUT YOUR FAILURE OF A LIFE CARD. I WENT THERE!!![/QUOTE]
My life > your's ;p
THATS RIGHT I WENT THERE. I PULLED THE LIFE CARD, NOT MINES BUT YOUR FAILURE OF A LIFE CARD. I WENT THERE!!![/QUOTE]
My life > your's ;p
