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Apr 29 '08
The Life and Times of CrossDragon and Tyranitar:Memories of the Past,Part 3
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Best Song Ever. <_<
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Post-Libelldra
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"Jerem, honey! You're going to be late!"
"Now get your sorry ass down these stairs and eat your breakfast!"
"But, Mo-"
"No, buts! Get your lazy ass down here!"
Upstairs in Jerem's room, Jerem slowly got out of from the comfort of his bed and walked towards the bathroom. About halfway to the bathroom, he thought to himself, "Fuck it, I'm not brushing my teeth." and with that he got dressed in a matter of minutes and went downstairs. Sliding down the spiral staircase along the way.
He then yelled,
"What's for breakfast mom?"
"Why, pancakes!"
"What? I don't want no shitty panca-"
"Sit your ass down and eat what I make you!"
"Oh Shi-"
"K, calm down, I'll eat them."
"<_<"
">_>"
He hesitantly sat down on a chair while his mother slid a plate across the table with pancakes and maple syrup on it. He snatched the plate midway and began feasting upon it.
While Jerem was eating his breakfast, his mother began to talk to him.
"Listen Jerem, 2 Days from now, you're turning 14. I think it's about time you got yourself a pokemon."
"I mean you've failed the exam for the past 3 years now. Ever since you turned 10!"
"But, Mom it's becau-"
"LISTEN WHILE YOUR MOTHER IS TALKING FOOL!"
Jerem instantly quieted down and continued munching on his pancakes. He thought to himself,
"What a bitch. If it wasn't because of Professor Elm failing my every time because of my obsession of wanting a Charmander.... I would've already passed!"
"No, Jerem. This is the Johto region, not Kanto. If you want a Charmander, go ask Professor Oak! Now pick something or I will have to fail you again!"
Those words burned in Jerem's mind, slowly making him angry while he could still hear his mom talking nonstop. He quickly got up and said,
"I'm done, I'm going to Professor Birchs."
"Why? You're not 14 yet!"
"Oh my god, BECAUSE I CAN!!!"
"Get the fuck out of my house!"
"I'm about too!"
"Good! GET THEN!"
"I'm getting!! GOD!"
He slammed the door as hard as he could, while swearing under his breath. One could tell this was a daily thing for Jerem and his mother, but to Jerem it was just another argument he failed to win.
It took him about 3 minutes to get to Professor Elm's lab and upon entry he yelled,
"I'M HERE FOR MY POKEMON!!!"
Professor Elm, who had been sleeping, immediately jolted up and looked around, and then spotted Jerem.
"Oh, Jerem!"
"I thought your birthday was 2 days from now?"
"It is."
"Well, why are you here then?"
"To get my god damn Charmander! I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING THEM SOMEWHERE!!"
"We've been through this about 4 times now, ever since you turned 10."
"I don't have a Charmander hiding in my closet. Seriously, either pick one of the three that are available or you won't be able to become an official Pokemon Trainer!"
"Pfft, that's what she said."
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Listen, I just want a Charmander, is that too much to ask for?"
"Yes."
"Fuck you then."
"But I can give you a pokemon that closely resembles Charmander, to an extent."
"Oh Really?"
"Yes, it's called a Totodile."
"Can it shoot fire from it's mouth?"
"No, it shoots water instead."
"I don't want it."
"Too damn bad. You're taking it. Now gtfo my lab."
Professor Elm then grabbed a pokeball that was holding Totodile and thrusted it into Jerem. He then quickly kicked Jerem out of his lab and quickly slammed the door shut and locked it.
"DAMN YOU, ELM!!! DAMN YOU!!"
Jerem, had yet again lost another battle. But he was now an official pokemon trainer. He slowly began to walk home, with his new pokemon, Totodile along his side.
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As A Libelldrian
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3 Months after forcefully being given a Totodile, Jerem was then ran out of his home town. He then somehow wounded up in the Hoenn Region, where he soon joined up with Libelldra Inc.
"Go Croconaw!"
"Go Grovyle!"
"Well, Ladies and Gentlemen. It's that battle of the century! JEREM VS. O DOOM! A 1 ON 1 BATTLE WHERE THE WINNER GETS A CHARMANDER EGG! IT'S ALL OR NOTHING FOLKS!"
"Heh, I clearly have the type advantage, Gameboy3333!" said a somewhat younger O Doom.
"I TOLD YOU, NEVER CALL ME GAMEBOY3333, IT'S JEREM!!"
"Whatever. Grovyle, Leaf Blade!"
"Croconaw, dodge it and use Hyper Beam!"
"Pfft, Dumbass! Hyper Beam is going to be your downfall!"
"Shut the fuck up! FULL POWAH CROCONAW!!"
Croconaw heard his trainer's commands and gathered a sphere of light inside his opened mouth and unleashed it rather quickly. The sphere of light then exploded into a magnificent stream of light, piercing straight into Grovyle.
Croconaw used Hyper Beam!
It's a Critical Hit!
Grovyle lost 96% of it's health!
As the dust cleared from the attack, a Croconaw was on it's knees gasping for air, for the Hyper Beam had left it exhausted. Meanwhile, across from Croconaw layed a extremely damaged Grovyle. Barely holding on, O Doom saw this as a chance to finish off Croconaw once and for all.
Grovyle's Overgrow activated!
"Grovyle, Use LEAF BLADE!"
"I Win, Faggot!" roared O Doom.
"NO, ME!" screamed Jerem in response.
"It's time to evolve, Croconaw!"
"What? You can't bring MD/MD2 into this!"
"Shut up, Yes I can!"
Jerem then threw a Joy Seed at Croconaw and as soon as it touched Croconaw's layer of blue skin, Croconaw started to shine a magnificent white. His features changed drasiticlly and slowly changed into a stronger, better looking, yet somewhat uglier pokemon. For Croconaw had evolved into a Feraligatr!
"YOU CHEATER!!!"
"Feraligatr, USE ICE PUNCH!"
"FERAAAA!!!" (EAT THIS, PIYAHHHH!!!)
Feraligatr's left hand immediatly froze itself into a block of ice and collided with Grovyle's incoming Leaf Blade. Feraligatr's evolution immediatly gave him the edge as the Ice Punch connected with Grovyle and sent him smashing into the stadium wall.
"OOOOOHHHHH! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I GIVE YOU THE WINNER OF THIS TOURNEY! OPERATIVE JEREM!!! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF A FABULOUS CHARMANDER EGG!!! TELL ME JEREM, WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE TO BE A WINNER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE?!??"
"It feels goo- Wait, you bitch. I'm always a winner!"
"YOU HEAR THAT FOLKS? WHAT A COMEDIAN!!"
"Bastard.." Jerem quickly thought to himself as he was awarded a Charmander Egg. But he had finally won something, for once in his life, he won.
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6 Months then passed and his once hated starter pokemon, his Totodile who's now a Feraligatr became one of his closest pokemon. Jerem's Charmander Egg hatched and he finally got the starter pokemon of his dreams and it soon evolved into a Charmeleon and then a Charizard. Jerem and his Feraligatr and Charizard was then sent on a mission to stop a rampaging Tyranitar. Then you know how the story goes from there..
MillionDagger's Backstory will be on Wedensday, I won't be here Tuesday.