Forums · The Life and Times of CrossDragon and Tyranitar, Season 2 (The Dead Man Walking Arc) • Page 4
By: CrossDragon
So...Lazy.... Must update... Head is killing me... >_> So yeah, Update tomorrow ? >_> </procrastination>
Fuck it. Here's the update you've all been waiting for. Voters chose C.)DD Gatr. Well, Here we go. Time to dust off the writing skills. More Music, I think this will be a daily thing now.
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As Feraligatr stood forth and approached Jerem. Jerem could feel the heat flowing into his body once more from the energy Feraligatr was emitting. Feraligatr stared at Tyranitar, like a madman staring at his precious cocaine, ready to feast and get a new all time high. Feraligatr then roared at the top of his lungs.
"FERAAAAA!!"(GET READY YOU BASTARD!!)
Tyranitar was quickly taken by surprise from the huge roar Feraligatr emitted and stumbled back a few steps. Feraligatr quickly took the chance and started a mystical dance known to trainers as "Dragon Dance". The dance was strange, and took a mere 5 seconds to complete. When finished, it appeared nothing had happened to Feraligatr, no change physical or mental wise.
Jerem who was has been lying behind Feraligatr, paralyzed from his legs down could only mutter the same words over and over again hoping for a miracle to occur.
"Feraligatr...Win...Feraligatr...Win..."
Tyranitar, after seeing Feraligatr use his Dragon Dance and not seeing a change at all, decided to scout and not take any unnecessary risks. Tyranitar quickly unleashed a Dark Pulse and an eerie dark pulse of energy was unleashed.
"TYYRANNITTARR!" (Take this, Fucking Gatr!)
The pulse of energy fired off in all directions covering a 360 degrees radius. And as it traveled, wailing could be heard as if spirits were moaning in pain.
However in Feraligatr's eyes, the wave of dark energy was traveling extremely slow. It was as if a tortoise was crawling towards him, but as slow as the attack was, it was without a doubt devastating. If his trainer Jerem was hit with the attack, all their efforts would go to waste.
Alas, Feraligatr could not think of what he could do to protect Jerem. He growled under his breath, rapidly thinking, and as his sweat slowly dripped down, he could only mutter.
("Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. Fuck you Tyranitar, and your fucking Substitute.")
Then, it struck him. If you can't beat them, join them or in this case, copy them. And as he thought of what he could do, he noticed that the slow tortoise like wave was quickly picking up speed and transforming into a shark like wave. Ripping through the sand like a shark in water, it was about to collide with Jerem, with only Feraligatr standing in the Dark Pulse's way.
Feraligatr, then mustered up as much energy as he could, concentrating only on the sole purpose to destroy and protect Jerem, even to the point of whittling away his own health, but the moment of truth quickly came, like a shark ready to rip apart it's prey with it's fangs, Feraligatr at the last possible moment, created a Substitute. As the Substitute arose and materialized it absorbed the Dark Pulse. But, as the Dark Pulse was absorbed a minor crack, hardly noticeable appeared. Feraligatr could only smirk and laugh at Tyranitar, however Tyranitar was getting ready to unleash another Dark Pulse.
"FERAL, FERAL!" (Hahaha, Fuck you Tyranitar! You see this? Hahaha!)
"Ty...ran...i....TAR!!!!" (You...Son...of...a...BITCH!!!!"
What will Feraligatr do now? Who will notice the crack first? Will CrossDragon and Agent J arrive in time? And because of the lack of recent updates, in this CYOA, you can submit your own answer!
A.) Continue to Fight, and whittle away at Tyranitar's health slowly.
B.) Short-Story Update
C.) (Submit your Own Answer)
Fuck it. Here's the update you've all been waiting for. Voters chose C.)DD Gatr. Well, Here we go. Time to dust off the writing skills. More Music, I think this will be a daily thing now.
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As Feraligatr stood forth and approached Jerem. Jerem could feel the heat flowing into his body once more from the energy Feraligatr was emitting. Feraligatr stared at Tyranitar, like a madman staring at his precious cocaine, ready to feast and get a new all time high. Feraligatr then roared at the top of his lungs.
"FERAAAAA!!"(GET READY YOU BASTARD!!)
Tyranitar was quickly taken by surprise from the huge roar Feraligatr emitted and stumbled back a few steps. Feraligatr quickly took the chance and started a mystical dance known to trainers as "Dragon Dance". The dance was strange, and took a mere 5 seconds to complete. When finished, it appeared nothing had happened to Feraligatr, no change physical or mental wise.
Jerem who was has been lying behind Feraligatr, paralyzed from his legs down could only mutter the same words over and over again hoping for a miracle to occur.
"Feraligatr...Win...Feraligatr...Win..."
Tyranitar, after seeing Feraligatr use his Dragon Dance and not seeing a change at all, decided to scout and not take any unnecessary risks. Tyranitar quickly unleashed a Dark Pulse and an eerie dark pulse of energy was unleashed.
"TYYRANNITTARR!" (Take this, Fucking Gatr!)
The pulse of energy fired off in all directions covering a 360 degrees radius. And as it traveled, wailing could be heard as if spirits were moaning in pain.
However in Feraligatr's eyes, the wave of dark energy was traveling extremely slow. It was as if a tortoise was crawling towards him, but as slow as the attack was, it was without a doubt devastating. If his trainer Jerem was hit with the attack, all their efforts would go to waste.
Alas, Feraligatr could not think of what he could do to protect Jerem. He growled under his breath, rapidly thinking, and as his sweat slowly dripped down, he could only mutter.
("Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. Fuck you Tyranitar, and your fucking Substitute.")
Then, it struck him. If you can't beat them, join them or in this case, copy them. And as he thought of what he could do, he noticed that the slow tortoise like wave was quickly picking up speed and transforming into a shark like wave. Ripping through the sand like a shark in water, it was about to collide with Jerem, with only Feraligatr standing in the Dark Pulse's way.
Feraligatr, then mustered up as much energy as he could, concentrating only on the sole purpose to destroy and protect Jerem, even to the point of whittling away his own health, but the moment of truth quickly came, like a shark ready to rip apart it's prey with it's fangs, Feraligatr at the last possible moment, created a Substitute. As the Substitute arose and materialized it absorbed the Dark Pulse. But, as the Dark Pulse was absorbed a minor crack, hardly noticeable appeared. Feraligatr could only smirk and laugh at Tyranitar, however Tyranitar was getting ready to unleash another Dark Pulse.
"FERAL, FERAL!" (Hahaha, Fuck you Tyranitar! You see this? Hahaha!)
"Ty...ran...i....TAR!!!!" (You...Son...of...a...BITCH!!!!"
What will Feraligatr do now? Who will notice the crack first? Will CrossDragon and Agent J arrive in time? And because of the lack of recent updates, in this CYOA, you can submit your own answer!
A.) Continue to Fight, and whittle away at Tyranitar's health slowly.
B.) Short-Story Update
C.) (Submit your Own Answer)
C.) (Actually a big text... Well, no.)
Feraligatr uses Waterfall, countered by Tyranitar's Dark Pulse. Then the Feraligatr uses DD once again, a Focus Punch, avoid with a Sub, Tyranitar breaks it with Dark Pulse, and gets hit by a Focus Punch, while Agent J and CrossDragon are hit from behind by a Dragonite's Draco Meteor.
Yep, I'm realistic.
Feraligatr uses Waterfall, countered by Tyranitar's Dark Pulse. Then the Feraligatr uses DD once again, a Focus Punch, avoid with a Sub, Tyranitar breaks it with Dark Pulse, and gets hit by a Focus Punch, while Agent J and CrossDragon are hit from behind by a Dragonite's Draco Meteor.
Yep, I'm realistic.
Short Story Update because I'm mad bored. >_> That means in the other story, it's either A or C. In the Short Story, it's tied with A.) CMKou and C.) ScarfKou Probably my longest Update yet. Here's some music to make the read not so boring. Enjoy!
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A CYOA Short Side Story
CYOA Side Story #2 Watch Your Mouth
After thinking to himself for a few minutes, Fantasty finally came to a conclusion. Fantasty quickly yelled at the top of his lungs trying to make himself heard in the stormy stadium.
"Ruesap! I have figured out what your Raikou is using! You can't fool me! Your Raikou is obviously a *BOOM*...
Before Fantasty could finish his sentence, Ruesap ordered Raikou to unleash a Thunderbolt. The Thunderbolt had nearly burned Fantasty alive had it struck any closer.
"You think you know what my Raikou is using? What are you trying to pull Fantasty?"
"Shut your mouth, Ruesap. I didn't make it this far with luck alone. I came here to win and won't go home without a trophy. I will definitely win!"
"Watch yourself now, people shouldn't speak unless they can back those words up."
"Very Well, En Garde!"
Quickly Fantasty ordered his Alakazam to set up a Substitute, but as quickly as the Substitute was created it was destroyed by a Thunderbolt coming from Raikou. Ruesap was obviously not giving Fantasty any time to find out what his Raikou was using.
"You Bastard..."
"Heh, where are those words you spoke before now? Has your confidence faded?"
Fantasty then whipped out his Pokedex from his backpocket and quickly pressed a variety of buttons till a screen came up showing his Alakazam's health.
Alakazam: 25%
Raikou: 100%
"I'm clearly at a disadvantage right here, I can set up one more Substitute but knowing Ruesap he'll destroy before I can set up. Should I attack? I don't have Stab backing me up but with 3 CMs, A Shadow Ball is bound to hurt Raikou. Damn it all, it's either win or lose right here." Fantasty quickly muttered all this under his breath, while trying to think at the same time.
"What ever will you do now Fantasty?"
Ruesap smirked at Fantasty, giving off a look from his eyes as if he knew what Fantasty was going to do next.
"Well, I guess it's now or never."
"GO ALAKAZAM!!!"
Ruesap readied himself and so did his Raikou, ready to strike as soon as Fantasty made his move."
"ALAKAZAM, USE SUBSTITUTE!"
Alakazam obliged without hesitation, and quickly drained the remainder of his health until he was down to a mere 1% to create his final Substitute.
Alakazam used Substitute!
Alakazam lost 25% of it's health.
Raikou used Thunderbolt!
A Critical Hit!
Alakazam's Substitute faded.
But... As the Substitute was created, Ruesap's Raikou fired off a massive Thunderbolt blowing it up. The Substitute then slowly faded into the air.
"Heh, Better luck next time Fantasty. You did well to come this far, even forcing me to use my last pokemon. But you weren't strong enough. Come back in a few years when you've gotten stronger. And you said you could win... " Ruesap said with a smug look on his face. He expected Fantasty to say something, but then thought to himself Fantasty must be breaking down right now in tears. "Hah, What a loser!" He muttered once more.
He looked up expecting to see Fantasty breaking down, yet he saw something else. Fantasty's Alakazam was eating a berry while Fantasty had a confident look on his face.
Alakazam's Petaya Berry increased its Special Attack!
"Heh, What did you say before Ruesap? People shouldn't speak unless they can back those words up? Shame, I expected more from the Great Ruesap, from someone that had has 386 consecutive victories. I really expected more."
"Well, let's truly end the battle now. ALAKAZAM, USE SHADOW BALL!!"
Alakazam raised both it's arms and concentrated his mind, generating a dark ball of glowing energy that looked like it was made up from millions of shadows grouped together. Alakazam then quickly released it and it shot down, straight towards Raikou like a missile ready to shatter its target. Raikou tried jumping out of the way, but was too slow and the force of the impact sent Raikou flying straight into the stadium wall. Raikou then layed there limp on the floor while Ruesap could not bare to look and could only hang his head in shame. Then the announcer let out a magnificent roar,
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! INCREDIABLE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WHAT A SURPRISE ENDING! FANTASTY's ALAKAZAM MAKES A COMEBACK VICTORY THAT NEITHER YOU NOR I COULD'VE POSSIBLY EXPECTED! CONGRATULATIONS FANTASTY! YOU ARE NOW THE NEW POKEMON CHAMPION OF ORRE!
Later on, Fantasty was awarded the Orre Champion Ribbon and his team was then entered into the Hall of Fame. It was a joyous day indeed but, during the Celebration, Ruesap however mysteriously disappeared muttering a few words that only a nearby spectator heard. "I'll kill you, Fantasty. I'll kill you." Novkris at the time only heard it because of a coincidence merely because he was passing by to try and get some popcorn. Those words however had him concerned and he decided to look into with his Sceptile. And thus another story begins to spin itself like a spider's web and slowly it entwines more and more people into the inevitable events known to man as "fate"
Where has Ruesap gone? What will Novkris do?
A.) Try and find information on Ruesap
B.) Find and ask some people that knew Ruesap
C.) Inspect the Stadium for some clues
D.) Go drink some beer, clues will eventually come to you
E.) Walk Around Town and try and get some girls
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A CYOA Short Side Story
CYOA Side Story #2 Watch Your Mouth
After thinking to himself for a few minutes, Fantasty finally came to a conclusion. Fantasty quickly yelled at the top of his lungs trying to make himself heard in the stormy stadium.
"Ruesap! I have figured out what your Raikou is using! You can't fool me! Your Raikou is obviously a *BOOM*...
Before Fantasty could finish his sentence, Ruesap ordered Raikou to unleash a Thunderbolt. The Thunderbolt had nearly burned Fantasty alive had it struck any closer.
"You think you know what my Raikou is using? What are you trying to pull Fantasty?"
"Shut your mouth, Ruesap. I didn't make it this far with luck alone. I came here to win and won't go home without a trophy. I will definitely win!"
"Watch yourself now, people shouldn't speak unless they can back those words up."
"Very Well, En Garde!"
Quickly Fantasty ordered his Alakazam to set up a Substitute, but as quickly as the Substitute was created it was destroyed by a Thunderbolt coming from Raikou. Ruesap was obviously not giving Fantasty any time to find out what his Raikou was using.
"You Bastard..."
"Heh, where are those words you spoke before now? Has your confidence faded?"
Fantasty then whipped out his Pokedex from his backpocket and quickly pressed a variety of buttons till a screen came up showing his Alakazam's health.
Alakazam: 25%
Raikou: 100%
"I'm clearly at a disadvantage right here, I can set up one more Substitute but knowing Ruesap he'll destroy before I can set up. Should I attack? I don't have Stab backing me up but with 3 CMs, A Shadow Ball is bound to hurt Raikou. Damn it all, it's either win or lose right here." Fantasty quickly muttered all this under his breath, while trying to think at the same time.
"What ever will you do now Fantasty?"
Ruesap smirked at Fantasty, giving off a look from his eyes as if he knew what Fantasty was going to do next.
"Well, I guess it's now or never."
"GO ALAKAZAM!!!"
Ruesap readied himself and so did his Raikou, ready to strike as soon as Fantasty made his move."
"ALAKAZAM, USE SUBSTITUTE!"
Alakazam obliged without hesitation, and quickly drained the remainder of his health until he was down to a mere 1% to create his final Substitute.
Alakazam used Substitute!
Alakazam lost 25% of it's health.
Raikou used Thunderbolt!
A Critical Hit!
Alakazam's Substitute faded.
But... As the Substitute was created, Ruesap's Raikou fired off a massive Thunderbolt blowing it up. The Substitute then slowly faded into the air.
"Heh, Better luck next time Fantasty. You did well to come this far, even forcing me to use my last pokemon. But you weren't strong enough. Come back in a few years when you've gotten stronger. And you said you could win... " Ruesap said with a smug look on his face. He expected Fantasty to say something, but then thought to himself Fantasty must be breaking down right now in tears. "Hah, What a loser!" He muttered once more.
He looked up expecting to see Fantasty breaking down, yet he saw something else. Fantasty's Alakazam was eating a berry while Fantasty had a confident look on his face.
Alakazam's Petaya Berry increased its Special Attack!
"Heh, What did you say before Ruesap? People shouldn't speak unless they can back those words up? Shame, I expected more from the Great Ruesap, from someone that had has 386 consecutive victories. I really expected more."
"Well, let's truly end the battle now. ALAKAZAM, USE SHADOW BALL!!"
Alakazam raised both it's arms and concentrated his mind, generating a dark ball of glowing energy that looked like it was made up from millions of shadows grouped together. Alakazam then quickly released it and it shot down, straight towards Raikou like a missile ready to shatter its target. Raikou tried jumping out of the way, but was too slow and the force of the impact sent Raikou flying straight into the stadium wall. Raikou then layed there limp on the floor while Ruesap could not bare to look and could only hang his head in shame. Then the announcer let out a magnificent roar,
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! INCREDIABLE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WHAT A SURPRISE ENDING! FANTASTY's ALAKAZAM MAKES A COMEBACK VICTORY THAT NEITHER YOU NOR I COULD'VE POSSIBLY EXPECTED! CONGRATULATIONS FANTASTY! YOU ARE NOW THE NEW POKEMON CHAMPION OF ORRE!
Later on, Fantasty was awarded the Orre Champion Ribbon and his team was then entered into the Hall of Fame. It was a joyous day indeed but, during the Celebration, Ruesap however mysteriously disappeared muttering a few words that only a nearby spectator heard. "I'll kill you, Fantasty. I'll kill you." Novkris at the time only heard it because of a coincidence merely because he was passing by to try and get some popcorn. Those words however had him concerned and he decided to look into with his Sceptile. And thus another story begins to spin itself like a spider's web and slowly it entwines more and more people into the inevitable events known to man as "fate"
Where has Ruesap gone? What will Novkris do?
A.) Try and find information on Ruesap
B.) Find and ask some people that knew Ruesap
C.) Inspect the Stadium for some clues
D.) Go drink some beer, clues will eventually come to you
E.) Walk Around Town and try and get some girls
Well, another update. Aren't you fools lucky? The Winner this time is..... A.) Continue to Fight, and whittle away at Tyranitar's health slowly. Why? Because Luis also voted A on IRC therefore A wins. >_> No I am not making up a lie. And on a Side Note.
Gameboy, in order to avoid me dramatizing your fetish, I repeat, DON'T READ THIS UPDATE. I REPEAT, DON'T READ!
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This song just goes along so well with this update. :D
"In the midst of the Sandstorm, where the sun does not shine, we recap what has happened once more. A wild Tyranitar aka Pokemon T has been on a rampage throughout a small village near Fallabor Town for 5 days.
On Day 4 of the ramapage, we see Pokemon Trainer A, Kidat clashing against Pokemon T with a Pokemon of his/her own. That Pokemon known as Pokemon S, Swampert puts up a decent fight holding its own against Pokemon T until Trainer J arrives with his 2 Pokemon, Pokemon C (Charizard) and Pokemon F (Feraligatr).
Upon arrival to the designated place Trainer A pleads with Trainer J for help and eventually Trainer J agrees with a ridicoulus demand in exchange for his help. And thus begins the battle between Pokemon C and Pokemon F against Pokemon T. Trainer J starts off by executing a variety of stupid moves that causes a Pokemon C to be put in a fainted state, leaving Pokemon F to fend for itself and protect Trainer F at the same time.
During that time, it is estimated that we decided to send in reinforcements for Trainer J by sending Agent J and Agent CD. The quickly depart to Trainer J's Aid, meanwhile Pokemon F reaches it's resolution to protect Trainer J and manages to fight on par with Pokemon T. After exchanging so many blows Pokemon F is merely hanging on while Pokemon T is fighting purely fueled by rage.
As the fight reaches its climax, Pokemon T manages to unleash a fatal attack know as "Dark Pulse" that deals critical damage to Pokemon F nearly putting it into a death state. However Trainer J urges Pokemon F to continue fighting and Pokemon F has no choice but to continue, whether it was because of his shortly developed hate for Pokemon T or because of Trainer J's commands. Then, because of Trainer J's unwise choices, Pokemon F enters the Death state as Agent J and Agent CD arrives.
They quickly realize the situation, and send out Pokemon J and Pokemon M to fend off Pokemon T. Both of the fore mentioned pokemon are barely able to fight equally with Pokemon T. So Agent J and Agent CD come up with a new plan, to evacuate Trainer J, Pokemon C, who are fatally wounded and Pokemon F who has entered the Death State. Agent J hesitates at the plan but eventually agrees leaving Agent CD to fend for his own.
2 Days later, Operatives O Doom, and F Rat are dispatched to find Agent CD. They arrive at the desert to find Agent CD and Pokemon M having evolved into Pokemon S in a critical state. But, Pokemon T is nowhere to be found.
When Agent CD came to, he told us that Pokemon T was killed off, but we have reasons to doubt this claim. On the other hand, Trainer A and his/her Pokemon are in the Medical Room, receiving treatment with wounds. We will eventually question him/her when they awake.
We then held a wake and funeral for Trainer J's Pokemon F. There we built a statue in Memorium and we awarded a Medal of Honor to Pokemon F. We then covered up the death of Pokemon F by assigning a new Pokemon (Pokemon K) to Trainer J.
Shortly after Trainer J resigned from our workforce and departed. Tabs are still being kept on him and Pokemon K. Meanwhile we are still monitoring Agent CD's activities in case anything happens. More so, our plan to control the..." The person speaking was interrupted, right before he could speak of the plan.
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Another Video, Didn't expect that now did you? Haha, Stfu. :x
"Stop, very well. Our plans obviously did not go as we expected." said the man sitting with his chair turned around. He spoke with a low voice, as if he was a giant. Upon closer examination, one could make out the shadow of a Gardevoir hovering near the man.
"Sooooo I asssumee we goo onto ourrr nexxt plan?"
Everyone in the dimly lit room, quickly shifted their eyes upon Agent J's face and stared at him. Waiting.
"But Of Course! Operation S failed, therefore we move onto Operation Doom. Do we still have the machine we used to tamper with the Magikarps in the Lake Of Rage?"
"Yes, but only pieces of it. A traveling trainer had to come and just screw everything up."
Great, then we can start Operation Doom. Get Operative O Doom. I have a new mission for him.
Meanwhile, outside the conference room, CrossDragon was secretly listening into the conversation. Horrified at what they were planning, he steadily raced towards Operative O Doom's room, to inform him.
However, before CrossDragon could reach the battered door that was before his eyes, he was stopped by a guard.
To his surprise, he didn't even know who the guard was, which was quite unexpected as he was friends with every guard in the building.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?"
"Obviously trying to go into Operative O Doom's room."
"Well, all permission has been denied to someone called CrossDragon. And I've got a feeling that person's you. Well, Am I right?"
"What? Are you stupid? I'm obviously not CrossDragon. I'm ..."
A new arc, a new plan, just what was plan the higher ups spoke of? Why can't CrossDragon go into O Doom's room? Who is this new guard?
A.) Breloom
B.) Krew
C.) Anonymous
D.) FearMonger
E.) Fuck it, Kick him in his nuts and go in the room anyways
Gameboy, in order to avoid me dramatizing your fetish, I repeat, DON'T READ THIS UPDATE. I REPEAT, DON'T READ!
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This song just goes along so well with this update. :D
"In the midst of the Sandstorm, where the sun does not shine, we recap what has happened once more. A wild Tyranitar aka Pokemon T has been on a rampage throughout a small village near Fallabor Town for 5 days.
On Day 4 of the ramapage, we see Pokemon Trainer A, Kidat clashing against Pokemon T with a Pokemon of his/her own. That Pokemon known as Pokemon S, Swampert puts up a decent fight holding its own against Pokemon T until Trainer J arrives with his 2 Pokemon, Pokemon C (Charizard) and Pokemon F (Feraligatr).
Upon arrival to the designated place Trainer A pleads with Trainer J for help and eventually Trainer J agrees with a ridicoulus demand in exchange for his help. And thus begins the battle between Pokemon C and Pokemon F against Pokemon T. Trainer J starts off by executing a variety of stupid moves that causes a Pokemon C to be put in a fainted state, leaving Pokemon F to fend for itself and protect Trainer F at the same time.
During that time, it is estimated that we decided to send in reinforcements for Trainer J by sending Agent J and Agent CD. The quickly depart to Trainer J's Aid, meanwhile Pokemon F reaches it's resolution to protect Trainer J and manages to fight on par with Pokemon T. After exchanging so many blows Pokemon F is merely hanging on while Pokemon T is fighting purely fueled by rage.
As the fight reaches its climax, Pokemon T manages to unleash a fatal attack know as "Dark Pulse" that deals critical damage to Pokemon F nearly putting it into a death state. However Trainer J urges Pokemon F to continue fighting and Pokemon F has no choice but to continue, whether it was because of his shortly developed hate for Pokemon T or because of Trainer J's commands. Then, because of Trainer J's unwise choices, Pokemon F enters the Death state as Agent J and Agent CD arrives.
They quickly realize the situation, and send out Pokemon J and Pokemon M to fend off Pokemon T. Both of the fore mentioned pokemon are barely able to fight equally with Pokemon T. So Agent J and Agent CD come up with a new plan, to evacuate Trainer J, Pokemon C, who are fatally wounded and Pokemon F who has entered the Death State. Agent J hesitates at the plan but eventually agrees leaving Agent CD to fend for his own.
2 Days later, Operatives O Doom, and F Rat are dispatched to find Agent CD. They arrive at the desert to find Agent CD and Pokemon M having evolved into Pokemon S in a critical state. But, Pokemon T is nowhere to be found.
When Agent CD came to, he told us that Pokemon T was killed off, but we have reasons to doubt this claim. On the other hand, Trainer A and his/her Pokemon are in the Medical Room, receiving treatment with wounds. We will eventually question him/her when they awake.
We then held a wake and funeral for Trainer J's Pokemon F. There we built a statue in Memorium and we awarded a Medal of Honor to Pokemon F. We then covered up the death of Pokemon F by assigning a new Pokemon (Pokemon K) to Trainer J.
Shortly after Trainer J resigned from our workforce and departed. Tabs are still being kept on him and Pokemon K. Meanwhile we are still monitoring Agent CD's activities in case anything happens. More so, our plan to control the..." The person speaking was interrupted, right before he could speak of the plan.
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Another Video, Didn't expect that now did you? Haha, Stfu. :x
"Stop, very well. Our plans obviously did not go as we expected." said the man sitting with his chair turned around. He spoke with a low voice, as if he was a giant. Upon closer examination, one could make out the shadow of a Gardevoir hovering near the man.
"Sooooo I asssumee we goo onto ourrr nexxt plan?"
Everyone in the dimly lit room, quickly shifted their eyes upon Agent J's face and stared at him. Waiting.
"But Of Course! Operation S failed, therefore we move onto Operation Doom. Do we still have the machine we used to tamper with the Magikarps in the Lake Of Rage?"
"Yes, but only pieces of it. A traveling trainer had to come and just screw everything up."
Great, then we can start Operation Doom. Get Operative O Doom. I have a new mission for him.
Meanwhile, outside the conference room, CrossDragon was secretly listening into the conversation. Horrified at what they were planning, he steadily raced towards Operative O Doom's room, to inform him.
However, before CrossDragon could reach the battered door that was before his eyes, he was stopped by a guard.
To his surprise, he didn't even know who the guard was, which was quite unexpected as he was friends with every guard in the building.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?"
"Obviously trying to go into Operative O Doom's room."
"Well, all permission has been denied to someone called CrossDragon. And I've got a feeling that person's you. Well, Am I right?"
"What? Are you stupid? I'm obviously not CrossDragon. I'm ..."
A new arc, a new plan, just what was plan the higher ups spoke of? Why can't CrossDragon go into O Doom's room? Who is this new guard?
A.) Breloom
B.) Krew
C.) Anonymous
D.) FearMonger
E.) Fuck it, Kick him in his nuts and go in the room anyways
:) Finally, I'm in. Although i'd like the name Overwin more... Oh well, it's not my story, I can't complain. :x
There ain't no fucking way you'll get to my room. I'd call Anonymous, but I don't know him, so I call... B, the mighty KREW.
Oh, and...
FERALIGATR IS DEAD!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
There ain't no fucking way you'll get to my room. I'd call Anonymous, but I don't know him, so I call... B, the mighty KREW.
Oh, and...
FERALIGATR IS DEAD!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Cheers to me for reaching a Post Count of 666, and to celebrate, we have updates! Voters chose E.) Fuck it, Kick him in his nuts and go in the room anyways Alas, no music this update, bare with it for now. This is the start of a new Arc, an Arc I like to call.... The Dead Man Walking Arc.
"...Krew."
"You shit liar, Mister Krew is Captain of the ANF Police Force, who do you think you're lying too?"
CrossDragon, surprised by this bit of information that the new security guard so carelessly released, quickly stuttered.
"Uhhh...Well..I'm actually Anonymous!"
"Yeah, that should get him." thought CrossDragon as he stared eye to eye with the security guard.
"The fuck? Who do you think I am? I know full well, that Anonymous was exiled from after the Forge was completed! You bastard... You're really testing my patience right now. I'll ask you once more and I better get a real answer this time, OR ELS-"
Before the guard knew what was going on, a severe blow was dealt to his testicles. The guard quickly dropped onto the ground in pain and started to scream from the pain. However, CrossDragon hastily put both his hands in order to conceal the scream.
"Shut the fuck up, Grow some balls if you're a man!"
"Oh wait, I probably crushed whatever balls you just had when I kicked you eh?"
CrossDragon snickered at his own joke and quickly dragged the new security guard into a conviently located closet. He then proceeded to steal the guard's clothing. In the process he took the guard's Pokemon, Pokedex, his name tag, and a rainbow colored feather that caught his eye. Cross then went outside of the room and quickly glanced at the sparkling new name tag which read:
Name: Zero
Libelldra Forge INC,
Forged from Dragons and Runners
"Zero, eh?"
"Interesting" Cross thought to himself, he knew all 4 guards that guarded the north,south,east,west entrances into the building, yet why was there a 5th guard? And for O Doom?
Calmly, CrossDragon approached the battered door once more, and slowly slid his member's card down the slider. To his surprise it jammed halfway denying any further access into the room. Frustrated at the slider for jamming, he punched the slider but not a dent was left on the slider. The same could not be said for CrossDragon's hand however. He then quickly punched in the code to open the door manually on the doorpad.
"What was it again..."
"Oh right, it's 330."
And like magic, the battered door slowly slid open, slowly but dramatically Cross entered the room, expecting a greeting from O Doom. To his surprise however, he met inside the room all 4 of the guards.
"What the hell?"
"Nice to see you Zero.." said the guard at the furthermost right, who was known to everyone as Anubis.
"Enough Talk, let's get this over with." said the second guard to the right, who was tall and sleek. People referred to him as L-Beast.
"Sorry about this Cross." said one of the only female guards there, Eso.
"Heh, I'm going to enjoy this..." said Aldaron, the last and final guard who was also a fine battler to boot.
"BAM"
"BANG"
Then the last thing CrossDragon heard before fainting was
"So...Doom, now that your friend Cross is out, will you cooperate with us now? Or must we do a bit more persuasion?"
When CrossDragon woke up, he found himself in hand cuffs and all his pokeballs gone. He immediately recognized this place as GFaqs Prison, one of the most dirty, hellish place a trainer could be sent to. There was only a select few trainers here that had little respect outside of GFaqs Prison, but sadly they were reduced to hard labor.
He stared up and looked outside of his jail cell door only to see a guard facepalming himself nonstop, echoing "Why..Why...So Stupid..."
He immediately recognized the guard as Ice, one of the few somewhat respected trainers outside GFaqs Prison. And with Ice, were the keys to his confinement, dangling from his keychain.
"Fuck...I'm in one hell of a situation..."
---
Meanwhile...
In a deserted building near Celadon City, deep under the Game Corner, in a dark shady hallway. Echos could be heard as a man in a cape walked down the corridor. Following him was a another man, who walked arrogantly as he strided down the hallway with pride. The two seemed to be in a deep conversation about a pokemon...
"So, are all the prepariations complete yet?" said the man in the cape.
"Almost, we just require a few parts from that Lake Of Rage machine."
"Our provider should have it to us in 2 or 3 business days, provided nothing stupid happens."
"Very well, what about the pokemon?"
"Everything seems to be in order, though we need the pokemon's Pokeball to activate the process..."
"And where might we find the pokeball?"
"Well..It's at a place called Meteor HQ Memorial."
"Go, Send a few hundred men to achieve it. I don't care if grave digging is wrong... I WANT THAT POKEBALL!"
And with that, the man without the cape walked away muttering to himself.
"....k321,Just Wait, you'll get yours."
Who are these new characters? What will happen to CrossDragon? Will he be able to escape prison? Also, since this is a new arc, I am currently accepting new submissions for characters in my story, all you need to do is post here and follow the following format:
Name You want to be used:
Pokemon you want to use: (Cannot be used if pokemon has already been taken)
Role you want in story:
A Small Description:
Back to the choices! Will CrossDragon escape from GFaqs Prison? Will he be able to find Doom in time to warn him? Find out!
A.) Ask Ice to help
B.) Try and picklock the cell door
C.) Just wait for a miracle
"...Krew."
"You shit liar, Mister Krew is Captain of the ANF Police Force, who do you think you're lying too?"
CrossDragon, surprised by this bit of information that the new security guard so carelessly released, quickly stuttered.
"Uhhh...Well..I'm actually Anonymous!"
"Yeah, that should get him." thought CrossDragon as he stared eye to eye with the security guard.
"The fuck? Who do you think I am? I know full well, that Anonymous was exiled from after the Forge was completed! You bastard... You're really testing my patience right now. I'll ask you once more and I better get a real answer this time, OR ELS-"
Before the guard knew what was going on, a severe blow was dealt to his testicles. The guard quickly dropped onto the ground in pain and started to scream from the pain. However, CrossDragon hastily put both his hands in order to conceal the scream.
"Shut the fuck up, Grow some balls if you're a man!"
"Oh wait, I probably crushed whatever balls you just had when I kicked you eh?"
CrossDragon snickered at his own joke and quickly dragged the new security guard into a conviently located closet. He then proceeded to steal the guard's clothing. In the process he took the guard's Pokemon, Pokedex, his name tag, and a rainbow colored feather that caught his eye. Cross then went outside of the room and quickly glanced at the sparkling new name tag which read:
Name: Zero
Libelldra Forge INC,
Forged from Dragons and Runners
"Zero, eh?"
"Interesting" Cross thought to himself, he knew all 4 guards that guarded the north,south,east,west entrances into the building, yet why was there a 5th guard? And for O Doom?
Calmly, CrossDragon approached the battered door once more, and slowly slid his member's card down the slider. To his surprise it jammed halfway denying any further access into the room. Frustrated at the slider for jamming, he punched the slider but not a dent was left on the slider. The same could not be said for CrossDragon's hand however. He then quickly punched in the code to open the door manually on the doorpad.
"What was it again..."
"Oh right, it's 330."
And like magic, the battered door slowly slid open, slowly but dramatically Cross entered the room, expecting a greeting from O Doom. To his surprise however, he met inside the room all 4 of the guards.
"What the hell?"
"Nice to see you Zero.." said the guard at the furthermost right, who was known to everyone as Anubis.
"Enough Talk, let's get this over with." said the second guard to the right, who was tall and sleek. People referred to him as L-Beast.
"Sorry about this Cross." said one of the only female guards there, Eso.
"Heh, I'm going to enjoy this..." said Aldaron, the last and final guard who was also a fine battler to boot.
"BAM"
"BANG"
Then the last thing CrossDragon heard before fainting was
"So...Doom, now that your friend Cross is out, will you cooperate with us now? Or must we do a bit more persuasion?"
When CrossDragon woke up, he found himself in hand cuffs and all his pokeballs gone. He immediately recognized this place as GFaqs Prison, one of the most dirty, hellish place a trainer could be sent to. There was only a select few trainers here that had little respect outside of GFaqs Prison, but sadly they were reduced to hard labor.
He stared up and looked outside of his jail cell door only to see a guard facepalming himself nonstop, echoing "Why..Why...So Stupid..."
He immediately recognized the guard as Ice, one of the few somewhat respected trainers outside GFaqs Prison. And with Ice, were the keys to his confinement, dangling from his keychain.
"Fuck...I'm in one hell of a situation..."
---
Meanwhile...
In a deserted building near Celadon City, deep under the Game Corner, in a dark shady hallway. Echos could be heard as a man in a cape walked down the corridor. Following him was a another man, who walked arrogantly as he strided down the hallway with pride. The two seemed to be in a deep conversation about a pokemon...
"So, are all the prepariations complete yet?" said the man in the cape.
"Almost, we just require a few parts from that Lake Of Rage machine."
"Our provider should have it to us in 2 or 3 business days, provided nothing stupid happens."
"Very well, what about the pokemon?"
"Everything seems to be in order, though we need the pokemon's Pokeball to activate the process..."
"And where might we find the pokeball?"
"Well..It's at a place called Meteor HQ Memorial."
"Go, Send a few hundred men to achieve it. I don't care if grave digging is wrong... I WANT THAT POKEBALL!"
And with that, the man without the cape walked away muttering to himself.
"....k321,Just Wait, you'll get yours."
Who are these new characters? What will happen to CrossDragon? Will he be able to escape prison? Also, since this is a new arc, I am currently accepting new submissions for characters in my story, all you need to do is post here and follow the following format:
Name You want to be used:
Pokemon you want to use: (Cannot be used if pokemon has already been taken)
Role you want in story:
A Small Description:
Back to the choices! Will CrossDragon escape from GFaqs Prison? Will he be able to find Doom in time to warn him? Find out!
A.) Ask Ice to help
B.) Try and picklock the cell door
C.) Just wait for a miracle
A. Asking for help is a good idea.
And if you're handing out cameos...
Name You want to be used: Rose
Pokemon you want to use: Dewgong, Cyndaquil
Role you want in story: Whatever.
A Small Description: I think I'm the villan in MD's story so make me one of the good guys k ^_^
And if you're handing out cameos...
Name You want to be used: Rose
Pokemon you want to use: Dewgong, Cyndaquil
Role you want in story: Whatever.
A Small Description: I think I'm the villan in MD's story so make me one of the good guys k ^_^
Jesus, not even a day and so many replies already? Guess an update is in order. And by a landslide... A.)Ask Ice to help WINS! Again, no music for now. *Edits* Did I say no music? I lied.
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"Clank, Clank, Clank, CLANK!"
For a moment jail guard Ice quickly looked up after hearing a nonstop clanking. He then hastily looked for his flashlight on the small rusted metal round table. He then found it under the table, quickly picking it up, he turned it on.
Slowly, he walked down the dirty narrow hallway, trying to find the source of the clank. As he arrived further to the end, the clank grew louder.
"CLANK, CLANK, CLANK, CLANK!"
"God damn it, where's this noise coming from?" said Ice as he facepalmed himself for getting stuck with such a miserable job.
"CLANK, CLANK, CLANK, CLANK!"
After arriving at the end of the corridor, Ice finally deteremined the sourve of the noise to be coming from the cell, IV 23, CrossDragon's cell.
"Cross, what the fuck are you doing?"
"Nothing, just banging my cup around."
"Well, stop it. It's really fricking annoying!"
"Well, fuck you. This is prison, I do whatever I want!"
"Oh Yeah? [Insert something funny Ice would say here]"
"What? You bitch!"
"Shut up, anywho how'd you get stuck here anyway? You're not one of those insane battlers that need to go to an asylum but instead are sent to prison instead.."
"Well, that's like me asking you, Why are you stuck as a jailguard? Working for GFaqs Prison of all places?"
"You could've worked in Marriland's Insane Asylum instead, it pays better there."
"Well, Marriland is secretly a mafia boss that kills you if you quit, so I decided to work here instead, even though the pay here sucks."
"Fair enough, Hey, I was just wondering, you mind busting me out of here?"
"What? I can't do that. That's against the rules!"
"There are rules in GFaqs Prison? Funny, I thought it was just troll or die here."
"Well, nevermind then Ice, it seems you're just like all the other insane GFaqers here, All talk and no Balls to back it up."
"What? No Fuck you, I'll show you who has balls!" Ice said in frustration.
Ice then whipped out a pair of balls, pokeballs that is. He then threw them up in the air. In a blaze of flashing light, two streams of pure white light bursted open from the pokeballs.
"Magmar, Gastrodon break that cell door open!"
"Use Flamethrower and Surf!"
Magmar and Gastrodon quickly replied to Ice's commands. Magmar jumped back a bit and took in a breath of air, and then unleashed a magnificent stream of glowing red fire. The attack quickly burned the metal bars setting them glowing red, burning all that would dare be foolish enough to touch them.
Gastrodon, then proceeded to jump backwards as Magmar did and roared mildly.
"GASSSSTROOOOO" (Incoming!!!!)
And out of nowhere a small wave of water collided with the red hot bars, cooling them. It left the bars extremely vulnerable to breaking, and break they did as CrossDragon quickly kicked the bars, smashing them into a million pieces.
"Thanks, but why didn't you just unlock the cell door with your key?"
">_>"
Ice quickly facepalmed himself for not thinking of that earlier. He then went on and replied,
"Because it's funner this way and who HAS BALLS NOW??"
"Haha, you. >_>" said CrossDragon, he thought to himself, "What a dumbass, are all GFaqers this easy to trick? Even the smart ones?" He then shook his head and rushed out of the door next to them.
"Wait, shit. What did I just do?"
Ice quickly took his walkie talkie and then pressed a big red button conveniently located next to the side of the device that read:
"Press in case CrossDragon escapes"
The alarms quickly blared red, lights flashing everywhere, then, suddenly one door in the prison slowly opened. And out from the door, walked a scrawny trainer. The name of this trainer? Clad.
---
CrossDragon who heard the alarm on the way out, panicked and tried find his way around the prison, luckily he had been here before. But that was a story for another time. Quickly and stealthily, Cross navigated his way to the GFaqs Pokemon D and P Section. A place where all the inmates pokemon are taken and held custody. He quickly found his pokeballs as he had marked them with a number 4 on each of them. He also found the pokeballs the had taken from Zero the bodyguard earlier on.
He then threw a pokeball into the air, the pokeball span around and quickly released a jet of light. Out from it came a Swampert.
"Perrrrt!!" (Wtf, GFaqs?)
"Hush up, Swampert. I know you have bad memories from this place but we need to get the hell out. NOW"
"Perrt.." (Agreed.)
"Hmmm, Swampert use Earthquake!"
Swampert slowly made a small jump into the air and upon touching the ground a huge crack ripped open from the ground. The crack quickly formed a passage which Cross and Swampert went into. And thus their escape began as Swampert dug their way out.
---
3 Hours Later after escaping the confines of GFaqs Prison...
CrossDragon and Swampert then went above ground after deciding it was safe enough. Upon coming up from the underground, they found themselves in Meteor HQ Memorial. A Place for the dead, for trainers and pokemons. CrossDragon was startled as he walked around the graves, quickly reaching a huge tombstone that had an Odd Keystone lodged into it. The tombstone read:
"In Th- Mem-ry of Str-k-r
Lead-r of M----r, May you rest in peace."
Cross who had returned Swampert back into it's pokeball, simply stared at the grave. A few minutes passed, until he finally spoke.
"It's been a while, eh Buddy?"
"Sorry, I couldn't stop it from falling apart."
"But I promise, I'll finish what you wanted me to this time."
And with that said, CrossDragon quickly pulled out the lodged Odd Keystone stuck in the middle of the tombstone. And as the Odd Keystone popped out, the tombstone split in half, revealing 2 glowing Orbs. A Lustrous Orb and an Adamant Orb.
Cross simply stared at the two orbs and quickly grabbed the Adamant Orb. As soon as he did, the Lustrous Orb quickly lost it's light and stayed limp on the ground, as if the life was just drained out of it. CrossDragon then placed the Odd Keystone back on half of the tombstone and with that the tombstone sealed itself. As if nothing ever happened. CrossDragon then made his way, back, back to Fallabor Town. He had some unfinished business there.
---
Meanwhile, In the western part of Saffron City...
In a Small Pub called "Short Man" on 22nd Street, 2 mysterious men could be heard in a deep conversation concerning something.
"Listen, I just want to know what Arceus is..."
"And I'm telling you, I don't know!"
"LISTEN BUB, I LOST HIM, I LOST HIM TO SOMETHING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT!"
"I'm sorry to hear that Millions, but I don't think losing a pokemon in Turnback Cave is really that big of a deal!"
"What? How dare you Meno... How would you like it if you lost your Gardevoir in Turnback Cave to some mysterious shadow?"
"Honestly, I'm not stupid enough to venture into a place like that."
"But since you're whining like a baby, here."
Meno held out his hand which was clenched tightly around a Pokeball.
"This is Gallade, Gardevoir's counterpart. I've trained it quite well, I think you'll find more use for it then I will."
"Take this as well" Meno said as he reached below the counter and took out a small band that seemed to glow with energy for a moment.
"A Choice Band, I assume?" MillionDaggers said as he carefully looked at the old, dusty, worn out headband.
"Yes, give this to Gallade before sending him out in battle. I'm sure someone like you can use it well."
"Hopefully you'll find Shiftry, OK?"
"Right. Sorry about before... How much do I owe for the Red Taurus? "
"It's on me this time. Just hurry up and find Shiftry, OK?"
"Roger. Till next time Meno!"
"Right."
As MillionDaggers left the pub, Meno quickly walked into the backroom where a telephone was located. He dialed a series of numbers before someone picked up.
"Hello? Libelldra Forge Incorporated, How may we help you?" said a shrilly girly voice.
"This is Admin+ Menofuntall, reporting, please connect me to -"
"Of course, say no more."
Meno glanced around to make sure no one was listening before he spoke into the telephone. And as he spoke, he spoke as quiet as possible, as if he was afraid...
"Hello? Meno?
"Yes, it's me. Listen I've sent Private Eye MillionDaggers on a false trail."
"Good, Good. You seem like you're in trouble, what's the matter?"
"Well, I had to give him my Gallade in order to get him off my back."
"Interesting, Would you like me to send an officer from ANF Police Force to trail him?"
"If you can, please."
"Very well, I'll send BlitzTheReaper after him then. Meanwhile, we must discuss what pokemon we will replace your Gallade with..."
What is this new plot that has been developed? What is CrossDragon up to? What was that memorial he visited? What happened to MillionDagger's Shiftry?? Find out! Next time, on another thrilling episode of Dragon Ba- *shot*
A.) Find out where CrossDragon is going to do
B.) Find out what MillionDaggers is up to
C.) Find out what happened to O Doom
D.) [Insert New Pokemon Meno will get]
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"Clank, Clank, Clank, CLANK!"
For a moment jail guard Ice quickly looked up after hearing a nonstop clanking. He then hastily looked for his flashlight on the small rusted metal round table. He then found it under the table, quickly picking it up, he turned it on.
Slowly, he walked down the dirty narrow hallway, trying to find the source of the clank. As he arrived further to the end, the clank grew louder.
"CLANK, CLANK, CLANK, CLANK!"
"God damn it, where's this noise coming from?" said Ice as he facepalmed himself for getting stuck with such a miserable job.
"CLANK, CLANK, CLANK, CLANK!"
After arriving at the end of the corridor, Ice finally deteremined the sourve of the noise to be coming from the cell, IV 23, CrossDragon's cell.
"Cross, what the fuck are you doing?"
"Nothing, just banging my cup around."
"Well, stop it. It's really fricking annoying!"
"Well, fuck you. This is prison, I do whatever I want!"
"Oh Yeah? [Insert something funny Ice would say here]"
"What? You bitch!"
"Shut up, anywho how'd you get stuck here anyway? You're not one of those insane battlers that need to go to an asylum but instead are sent to prison instead.."
"Well, that's like me asking you, Why are you stuck as a jailguard? Working for GFaqs Prison of all places?"
"You could've worked in Marriland's Insane Asylum instead, it pays better there."
"Well, Marriland is secretly a mafia boss that kills you if you quit, so I decided to work here instead, even though the pay here sucks."
"Fair enough, Hey, I was just wondering, you mind busting me out of here?"
"What? I can't do that. That's against the rules!"
"There are rules in GFaqs Prison? Funny, I thought it was just troll or die here."
"Well, nevermind then Ice, it seems you're just like all the other insane GFaqers here, All talk and no Balls to back it up."
"What? No Fuck you, I'll show you who has balls!" Ice said in frustration.
Ice then whipped out a pair of balls, pokeballs that is. He then threw them up in the air. In a blaze of flashing light, two streams of pure white light bursted open from the pokeballs.
"Magmar, Gastrodon break that cell door open!"
"Use Flamethrower and Surf!"
Magmar and Gastrodon quickly replied to Ice's commands. Magmar jumped back a bit and took in a breath of air, and then unleashed a magnificent stream of glowing red fire. The attack quickly burned the metal bars setting them glowing red, burning all that would dare be foolish enough to touch them.
Gastrodon, then proceeded to jump backwards as Magmar did and roared mildly.
"GASSSSTROOOOO" (Incoming!!!!)
And out of nowhere a small wave of water collided with the red hot bars, cooling them. It left the bars extremely vulnerable to breaking, and break they did as CrossDragon quickly kicked the bars, smashing them into a million pieces.
"Thanks, but why didn't you just unlock the cell door with your key?"
">_>"
Ice quickly facepalmed himself for not thinking of that earlier. He then went on and replied,
"Because it's funner this way and who HAS BALLS NOW??"
"Haha, you. >_>" said CrossDragon, he thought to himself, "What a dumbass, are all GFaqers this easy to trick? Even the smart ones?" He then shook his head and rushed out of the door next to them.
"Wait, shit. What did I just do?"
Ice quickly took his walkie talkie and then pressed a big red button conveniently located next to the side of the device that read:
"Press in case CrossDragon escapes"
The alarms quickly blared red, lights flashing everywhere, then, suddenly one door in the prison slowly opened. And out from the door, walked a scrawny trainer. The name of this trainer? Clad.
---
CrossDragon who heard the alarm on the way out, panicked and tried find his way around the prison, luckily he had been here before. But that was a story for another time. Quickly and stealthily, Cross navigated his way to the GFaqs Pokemon D and P Section. A place where all the inmates pokemon are taken and held custody. He quickly found his pokeballs as he had marked them with a number 4 on each of them. He also found the pokeballs the had taken from Zero the bodyguard earlier on.
He then threw a pokeball into the air, the pokeball span around and quickly released a jet of light. Out from it came a Swampert.
"Perrrrt!!" (Wtf, GFaqs?)
"Hush up, Swampert. I know you have bad memories from this place but we need to get the hell out. NOW"
"Perrt.." (Agreed.)
"Hmmm, Swampert use Earthquake!"
Swampert slowly made a small jump into the air and upon touching the ground a huge crack ripped open from the ground. The crack quickly formed a passage which Cross and Swampert went into. And thus their escape began as Swampert dug their way out.
---
3 Hours Later after escaping the confines of GFaqs Prison...
CrossDragon and Swampert then went above ground after deciding it was safe enough. Upon coming up from the underground, they found themselves in Meteor HQ Memorial. A Place for the dead, for trainers and pokemons. CrossDragon was startled as he walked around the graves, quickly reaching a huge tombstone that had an Odd Keystone lodged into it. The tombstone read:
"In Th- Mem-ry of Str-k-r
Lead-r of M----r, May you rest in peace."
Cross who had returned Swampert back into it's pokeball, simply stared at the grave. A few minutes passed, until he finally spoke.
"It's been a while, eh Buddy?"
"Sorry, I couldn't stop it from falling apart."
"But I promise, I'll finish what you wanted me to this time."
And with that said, CrossDragon quickly pulled out the lodged Odd Keystone stuck in the middle of the tombstone. And as the Odd Keystone popped out, the tombstone split in half, revealing 2 glowing Orbs. A Lustrous Orb and an Adamant Orb.
Cross simply stared at the two orbs and quickly grabbed the Adamant Orb. As soon as he did, the Lustrous Orb quickly lost it's light and stayed limp on the ground, as if the life was just drained out of it. CrossDragon then placed the Odd Keystone back on half of the tombstone and with that the tombstone sealed itself. As if nothing ever happened. CrossDragon then made his way, back, back to Fallabor Town. He had some unfinished business there.
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Meanwhile, In the western part of Saffron City...
In a Small Pub called "Short Man" on 22nd Street, 2 mysterious men could be heard in a deep conversation concerning something.
"Listen, I just want to know what Arceus is..."
"And I'm telling you, I don't know!"
"LISTEN BUB, I LOST HIM, I LOST HIM TO SOMETHING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT!"
"I'm sorry to hear that Millions, but I don't think losing a pokemon in Turnback Cave is really that big of a deal!"
"What? How dare you Meno... How would you like it if you lost your Gardevoir in Turnback Cave to some mysterious shadow?"
"Honestly, I'm not stupid enough to venture into a place like that."
"But since you're whining like a baby, here."
Meno held out his hand which was clenched tightly around a Pokeball.
"This is Gallade, Gardevoir's counterpart. I've trained it quite well, I think you'll find more use for it then I will."
"Take this as well" Meno said as he reached below the counter and took out a small band that seemed to glow with energy for a moment.
"A Choice Band, I assume?" MillionDaggers said as he carefully looked at the old, dusty, worn out headband.
"Yes, give this to Gallade before sending him out in battle. I'm sure someone like you can use it well."
"Hopefully you'll find Shiftry, OK?"
"Right. Sorry about before... How much do I owe for the Red Taurus? "
"It's on me this time. Just hurry up and find Shiftry, OK?"
"Roger. Till next time Meno!"
"Right."
As MillionDaggers left the pub, Meno quickly walked into the backroom where a telephone was located. He dialed a series of numbers before someone picked up.
"Hello? Libelldra Forge Incorporated, How may we help you?" said a shrilly girly voice.
"This is Admin+ Menofuntall, reporting, please connect me to -"
"Of course, say no more."
Meno glanced around to make sure no one was listening before he spoke into the telephone. And as he spoke, he spoke as quiet as possible, as if he was afraid...
"Hello? Meno?
"Yes, it's me. Listen I've sent Private Eye MillionDaggers on a false trail."
"Good, Good. You seem like you're in trouble, what's the matter?"
"Well, I had to give him my Gallade in order to get him off my back."
"Interesting, Would you like me to send an officer from ANF Police Force to trail him?"
"If you can, please."
"Very well, I'll send BlitzTheReaper after him then. Meanwhile, we must discuss what pokemon we will replace your Gallade with..."
What is this new plot that has been developed? What is CrossDragon up to? What was that memorial he visited? What happened to MillionDagger's Shiftry?? Find out! Next time, on another thrilling episode of Dragon Ba- *shot*
A.) Find out where CrossDragon is going to do
B.) Find out what MillionDaggers is up to
C.) Find out what happened to O Doom
D.) [Insert New Pokemon Meno will get]
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