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B1001

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Oct 27 '07

How Hypnosis has perfect accuracy for everyone else. I'm not kidding either, in the past 20 or 30 battles, Hypnosis ALWAYS gets me. ALWAYS. It's not even a question, or a hope it might miss. The hell is this crap? I can't be more serious, Hypnosis ALWAYS gets me.
It's like the game is flipping me off by giving a move that has 70 fucking accuracy a 100% chance of incapacitating one of my pokemon. And better yet, what happened a few battles ago, when I was trying to get my Alakazam to use Focus Blast, is another kick in the balls. Focus Blast misses, letting the Absol use Swords Dance. I eventually killed it, and later when I was trying to do in a low health Jirachi, it missed again, and the Jirachi sweeped the remainder of my team.
"But everyone has bad luck, it's nothing to get upset over". No, fuck you, go and tell me that after the past 20-30 battles you have had have been ruined by Luck Hax. And then the bastards say "Good game" and act as if nothing happened, and as if they would have won without it. These are the moments I really wish I could punch someone through the computer screen, because I tell you, a lot of people would have sore faces after their battle with me.

/Rant
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Weremidget

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Oct 27 '07

Ummm... Ok?

Seriously, are we meant to reply?

I guess this is a topic about bad luck then (or Shoddy Battle hating B1001 if that's how you want to put it). I never have streaks of games where I get kinda bad luck, games where absolutely nothing goes right for me and everything runs smoothly for my opponent pop up occasionally though.

Maybe you should use something with Spore...
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ryo!slacknet

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Oct 27 '07

rant goes to trashcan next time.
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CrossDragon

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Oct 27 '07

*Points to Custom Title* >_> *runs*
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Novkris

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Oct 27 '07

You soiled the AVG name by making this topic with an obviously ripped off topic title. I expected the video series. I would like to punch you in the face too right about now.
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B1001

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Oct 27 '07

QUOTE (Novkris @ Oct 27 2007, 04:20 PM)
You soiled the AVG name by making this topic with an obviously ripped off topic title. I expected the video series. I would like to punch you in the face too right about now.

Ugh, I wasn't trying to. It's just a fucking rant, what more did you want? You want the video series? Go on youtube and fucking see it yourself then. I think luck hax is bullshit.
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FearMonger99

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Oct 27 '07

Listen to some music. It'll calm you down.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QYx2mmnE7U


>_>
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Novkris

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Oct 27 '07

QUOTE (B1001 @ Oct 27 2007, 08:27 PM)
QUOTE (Novkris @ Oct 27 2007, 04:20 PM)
You soiled the AVG name by making this topic with an obviously ripped off topic title. I expected the video series. I would like to punch you in the face too right about now.

Ugh, I wasn't trying to. It's just a fucking rant, what more did you want? You want the video series? Go on youtube and fucking see it yourself then. I think luck hax is bullshit.

I already saw it, obviously why I know of it. And Pokemon has a luck factor in it, deal with it.
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B1001

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Oct 27 '07

QUOTE (Novkris @ Oct 27 2007, 04:37 PM)
QUOTE (B1001 @ Oct 27 2007, 08:27 PM)
QUOTE (Novkris @ Oct 27 2007, 04:20 PM)
You soiled the AVG name by making this topic with an obviously ripped off topic title. I expected the video series. I would like to punch you in the face too right about now.

Ugh, I wasn't trying to. It's just a fucking rant, what more did you want? You want the video series? Go on youtube and fucking see it yourself then. I think luck hax is bullshit.

I already saw it, obviously why I know of it. And Pokemon has a luck factor in it, deal with it.

Then why the hell did you expect the video series, and why were you so upset when this topic didn't have it? Like, seriously, how the fuck do I ruin a series of videos by making a rant on a message board with the same name, and I "ruin" it ONLY because you expected them to be here?
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Novkris

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Oct 27 '07

QUOTE (B1001 @ Oct 27 2007, 08:39 PM)
QUOTE (Novkris @ Oct 27 2007, 04:37 PM)
QUOTE (B1001 @ Oct 27 2007, 08:27 PM)
QUOTE (Novkris @ Oct 27 2007, 04:20 PM)
You soiled the AVG name by making this topic with an obviously ripped off topic title. I expected the video series. I would like to punch you in the face too right about now.

Ugh, I wasn't trying to. It's just a fucking rant, what more did you want? You want the video series? Go on youtube and fucking see it yourself then. I think luck hax is bullshit.

I already saw it, obviously why I know of it. And Pokemon has a luck factor in it, deal with it.

Then why the hell did you expect the video series, and why were you so upset when this topic didn't have it? Like, seriously, how the fuck do I ruin a series of videos by making a rant on a message board with the same name, and I "ruin" it ONLY because you expected them to be here?

Because rather then finding someone who knows of the series as well and wants to discuss it I find a person pissed off for no reason. Forgive me for having high expectations of you.
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B1001

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Oct 27 '07

QUOTE (Novkris @ Oct 27 2007, 04:42 PM)
QUOTE (B1001 @ Oct 27 2007, 08:39 PM)
QUOTE (Novkris @ Oct 27 2007, 04:37 PM)
QUOTE (B1001 @ Oct 27 2007, 08:27 PM)
QUOTE (Novkris @ Oct 27 2007, 04:20 PM)
You soiled the AVG name by making this topic with an obviously ripped off topic title. I expected the video series. I would like to punch you in the face too right about now.

Ugh, I wasn't trying to. It's just a fucking rant, what more did you want? You want the video series? Go on youtube and fucking see it yourself then. I think luck hax is bullshit.

I already saw it, obviously why I know of it. And Pokemon has a luck factor in it, deal with it.

Then why the hell did you expect the video series, and why were you so upset when this topic didn't have it? Like, seriously, how the fuck do I ruin a series of videos by making a rant on a message board with the same name, and I "ruin" it ONLY because you expected them to be here?

Because rather then finding someone who knows of the series as well and wants to discuss it I find a person pissed off for no reason. Forgive me for having high expectations of you.

Yes, because having the past 20 fucking battles ruined by something I have no control over is not a valid reason to be pissed off.
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Novkris

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Oct 27 '07

If you're counting the battles you fight you should really take a break.
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B1001

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Oct 27 '07

QUOTE (Novkris @ Oct 27 2007, 04:47 PM)
If you're counting the battles you fight you should really take a break.

The first post said 20-30. It's an estimation. You really start noticing how bad your luck is after it keeps on happening over and over again.
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Novkris

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Oct 27 '07

Wasn't Shoddy known to attempt to balance luck? I remember a lot of people getting critical hits right after being hit by one and miss after being missed. Just assume it works that way and eventually you will have Battle Tower, fights 150+, hax for a few days.
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B1001

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Oct 27 '07

I don't like getting Luck Hax, I'll even run away if I get it too much. I just want a fair fight, instead of one player having a blatant disadvantage. Where's the skill in that?

And what made you assume I play on Shoddy? It doesn't work for me anymore...
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Novkris

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Oct 27 '07

QUOTE (B1001 @ Oct 27 2007, 08:55 PM)
And what made you assume I play on Shoddy? It doesn't work for me anymore...

Well you said they say good game and voice chat is usually off on Wifi so I just assumed.
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infermon

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Oct 27 '07

Luck problems do suck.I have problems with stuff like accuracy, hell, I even have problems with ice fang missing constantly, then the opponent either faints my pokemon or gets it's HP down low enough from a critical hit in return. It's like the Haxdaunt situation from the Battle tower. Most people know that Guillotine has only 30 Acc, yet it always hit. When I got bored once, I decided to use a Crawdaunt using Guillotine holding a quick claw with the battle tower, and guess what happens next.

If you had guessed "Both do not work, resulting in you getting swept by a COM Haxdaunt in the 20th battle.", you'd be correct.
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Of course my wonderful luck spreads into different games, like D&D. Out of all of the 16 attacks I had made last night, only TWO hit. My character almost died 4-5 times last night, twice from almost drowning while I swim (10 was passing. I rolled a 2, then a 5). Then the DM was being a dick and sent out a High-Level water elemental up against a level 2 Samurai w/o armor, and a level 2 ninja (me). We barely live from that, and says that we have to swim yet again. I fuck up here too, and almost drown again. In another moment of dickery, he sends another water elemental against level 2 mages (shadow caster and a war mage, or as we joke around now, our "meat shields", since they're the two with the lowest HP).

Mage dies due to a critical hit, I get dropped down from 9 HP to -3, thus knocking me out from a critical hit, and the Samurai goes to -8 from two criticals. My turn comes around, I try to stable myself, but I fail, dropping me down to -4 HP. We win in the end.

the above was right after we lost a Half-Orc Barbarian due to 2 critical hits from the enemy. Next game, I am going to keep tally marks of all the times the DM has gotten a critical hit, and all the times the players get a critical hit, because I swear that every time he rolls, I swear I see him use his finger to nudge it. Also, the last time any of the players got a critical hit was 3 games ago, while the DM gets at least 2 every time we play.

</my own pissed of luck rant>
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Slowflake

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Oct 27 '07

It's amazing how luck seemingly favors the same people over and over. For instance, if you've checked Disfunction's vids... you know what I'm talking about. As for me, I never really struggled with Stone Edge's accuracy, for instance. Of course, it means that one battle in PBR's Sunset Colosseum was karmic retaliation at its finest... but that's not the point.
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Masterofidiots

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Oct 27 '07

Luck shouldn't matter in the end, and usually doesn't. It can cost you 1 or 2 pokemon, but in the end, if you outplayed them, you should win. (Please, don't be like Siege. He would leave battles I had against him when I was winning 6-3 and one attack missed)
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B1001

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Oct 27 '07

QUOTE (Masterofidiots @ Oct 27 2007, 06:28 PM)
Luck shouldn't matter in the end, and usually doesn't. It can cost you 1 or 2 pokemon, but in the end, if you outplayed them, you should win. (Please, don't be like Siege. He would leave battles I had against him when I was winning 6-3 and one attack missed)

My latest battle says otherwise. First, Tyranitar's Crunch drops my Slowbro's defense not one, not two, but THREE fucking times(I had to switch repeatedly, having other pokemon get hurt). Then, I confuse his Skarmory later on(and it isn't affected by it for 3 turns) and then put it to sleep and have Alakazam hit it with Focus Blast.
It survives, wakes up and gets cleared of confusion at the same damn time, and Drill Pecks Alakazam. He barely survives, and Alakazam has missed two Focus Blasts so far, so he NEEDS to hit this time or he dies. Does he hit? Of course not. After Zam dies, I confuse Skarmory again and it never hits itself, and my last pokemon can't take it because my counters have gotten luck haxed, so I just quit. Does my game hate me or something?
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