This is probably going to sound ridiculous. I'm not even sure if this belongs here.

Basically, I'm using the "I can't believe it's not bulky Gyrados v.2!" in the Feraligatr analysis. But I need a Totodile with Dragon Dance and Ice Punch on it. Apparently, the only way to do that is to get a Male DD-knowing Dragonite on Emerald, teach it Ice Punch and breed it with a Female Totodile/Evos.
So I need someone to do that and trade it to me, because I don't own Emerald or a Totodile from any game. I will reward that person with a UT Naughty Trapinch with Earthquake and a UT Impish Lileep with Egg Move Recover.
I don't mind what nature that Totodile is, but it must be Male, so it passes on it's Egg Moves when I breed it with an Adamant Ditto. I also must insist that the Totodile is 100% legit, which is why I'm not just asking for a hacker. I've become paranoid about hacked everything since my Sapphire got messed up from hacking.

My FC is 3995 3864 2566, and voice chat might as well be turned off because my DS Mic is broken.

EDIT: I also need someone to teach a Male Electabuzz (any nature) Ice Punch and chain-breed so you get a Male Elekid (again, any nature) with Ice Punch and Cross Chop. Sorry to be such a hassle. For this, I will trade my UT 10ANNIV Entei and UT 10ANNIV Raikou.

will you be available at 8:30 EST?
I can breed you one

Um, what is 8:30 EST in GMT? Right now it's 6:50pm where I am. And I'm guessing you will be able to breed a completely legit one? (Also, which one are you breeding, I edited my post before you replied so I don't know if you're talking about the Feraligatr or the Electivire.)

I can get you both, and in 4 hours from now i will be able to

I'll probably be able to be on at 10pm (about 3 hours) but I doubt I'll be on at 11pm. I'll check in 3 hours, so tell me if you're done, and if I can make 11pm or can't make 10pm, I'll post in this topic.

I've got a male Totodile with DD/Ice Punch... I can breed more, possibly adamant ones with my Dittos, and I'll be able to trade you one in about 20 minutes. I think it has Crunch too, not sure.

they are both hatched and adamant

Totodile knows :Ice Punch and DD
Elekid knows: Ice Punch Cross Chop

I won't be availavle for 2.5 hrs due to collage, but i will trade as soon as I get to Wi-fi my DS can use

Name = Nico
code = 5455-6138-1119

Are they both male? And thanks alot, I would say I owe you one, but I'm giving you four Pokemon already lol.

Seeing as you're able to get on in about 2.5 hours (which is probably about 2 hours now, sorry for the late response, I was doing a splice of 6 pokemon), we can do the trade tonight.

yes they are both male, I'll also attach a Life Orb , an evolution stone or a power item

My God, this place makes GFAQs look like Soviet Russia.

You really don't have to attach something, but I'd like a Thunder Stone.

Well this does feel a little unfair, the extra two pokemon I'm trading are Ice Punch/Pursuit Sneasal, and DD/Hydro Pump Bagon, both male, not ideal nature

I thought we were doing your Elekid and Totodile for my Lileep, Trapinch, 10ANNIV Entei and Raikou, why are you trading me those pokemon when you can just trade me something useless (like a *gasp* Bidoof) for the other two?

cause they are extras I got from breeding, and I'm about to go online

I see you're back, I'm just about to go online, with all 4 of your Pokemon.

plus i had to release them all in order to have room to put my good pokemon and extras i got from breeding egg moves

Btw, I forgot to mention, the Trapinch IS UT, but it has been with the dyacare so although it's gained EXP, it hasn't gained any EVs.

I'm really sorry, but my Entei has been in one battle and has gained a small amount of EXP. If you still want it, sure, but I have other UT 10ANNIVs, like my Ho-Oh.

thats OK, i have ev reducing berries

Ok then, I'm connecting right now.

Wtf just happened? Ah well, try again, I suppose...

Oh come on, CONNECT!

This happened with me and my friend once, we just have to keep trying...

OMG WORK!

Thank god...