QUOTE (Breloom @ Sep 28 2007, 04:10 PM) |
B wins. It's clearly impossible for you to defeat a Salamence in a battle. "Skorupi, return!" "*Do you admit defeat?*" "No way! I still have one more trick up my sleeve... GO! BIDOOF!" Bidoof appears on the battlefield, completely unaware of the enormous dragon in front of him. "Smogon guard, I challenge you to a dance contest! Your Salamence versus my Bidoof!" "*Assessing situation... probability of winning... calculations confirmed. Request accepted. Salamence, I command you to dance.*" A techno song begins to jam in the background. "Bidoof! You can outdance that sucka! Use Rabid Spin!" Bidoof stands on his head and executes a perfect twirl. "*Do you call that a spin? Salamence, do the Chicken Dance.*" Salamence flaps its wings and hops from leg to leg ridiculously. "Alright Bidoof, looks like we got some competition! Do the Electric Slide!" "*Salamence, Cabbage Patch.*" As the two dance themselves to death, you take the opportunity to lift the egg out of the pack. A crack has already formed in it, and you hear a "cheep! cheep!" sound coming from the hole. The egg is now shaking violently. Suddenly, the egg splits cleanly in two. A bird-like Pokemon is standing in the midst of the eggshell, and an odd one at that. You register it with your Pokedex. "Torly, the Destroyer Pokemon. The violent offspring of a Staraptor and Blaziken, it is known to kill all opposition. It will forever obey the first person it sees." As you look from your newly hatched Pokemon to the battlefield, a horrible sight meets your eyes. Blood is spurting from all sides of Bidoof, and it is on fire. It must have spontaneously combusted. What should you do? [A] Withdraw Bidoof and send Torly to annihilate Salamence. [B] Withdraw Bidoof and send Torly to annihilate Salamence's trainer. [C] Leave Bidoof on the field; fried Bidoof is apparently a delicacy in the backwoods of Kentucky. |
QUOTE (Breloom @ Oct 9 2007, 08:06 PM) |
B wins. "You idiot Bidoof! Why the heck did you spontaneously combust at a time like this!? You deserve to die!" Bidoof squeals and spurts out blood at the same time. "Bidoof, return!" "*You have withdrawn your Pokemon. I have won. Salamence, finish him.*" "Torly, I choose you!" Torly levitates onto the battlefield, a twisted grin lays on its beak. "TORLY, DESTROY HIM!" You bellow. Torly begins to focus on the trainer. Fire erupts from his head. Not the comical fire that plagued Bidoof, but a glorious halo of flame that could only mean doom for the opponent. Torly does not wait for a command. In a flash, flames are spewing from Torly, encompassing the trainer in a burning ring of fire. "FINISH HIM!" You shout. The flames collapse onto the trainer, marking his doom. Salamence begins to behave very differently without the robot controlling him. He glances around the room, as if he had just awoken from a coma. He suddenly bursts through the wall, leaving a giant hole in his wake. What should you do now? [A] Capture that Salamence! [B] With Torly on your side, you can now defeat the leader of Smogon and rescue Dawn! [C] Check out that ash-pile of a guard, maybe there's a clue there. |
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