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Ongakujin

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Sep 21 '07

B, more information will only help us further when we unleash the wrath of brainwashed zombies upon an unsuspecting nation...
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Breloom

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Sep 21 '07

D wins.

You leave the Testing room and begin to think. How do you retaliate? How do you lash back against this organized crime ring? You rack your brains. Destroy the satellites? No, its too dangerous to leave the building; and you'll never be able to get back in. Maybe... use Smogon's technology against them? Yes, that could work! You could re-program the chips to make all who have it implanted into them do your bidding!

You dash towards the room labelled PROGRAMMING. You throw open the door. Once again, no one is here. The entire production of the chips appears to be automated. The only thing in the room is a giant supercomputer. It takes up the entire left wall. You rush towards it.

"*Hello, Smogon syndicate. Please answer the following question. What is universally considered as the most broken non-legendary Pokemon?*"

Seriously? That's the password? You type the following letters on the keypad:
W-O-B-B-U-F-F-E-T.

"*Welcome, Smogonite.*"

The computer displays many screens showing the current status of microchips, how many chips have been produced, and what coding is being programmed into the current microchip.

In the top corner of the screen, you see an EDIT CODING button. You click it. 60 pages of movesets, EV spreads, tiers, and Pokemon pop up. You delete it all. In its place, you type in three simple words: OVERTHROW SMOGON'S LEADER.

You go back to the EDIT screen. You see an EDIT TEST QUESTIONS option. You click it and are taken to the next screen. The test questions the computer asked to the human guinea pigs are displayed. You backspace these questions and substitute your own, simple question:

Q: "Is Smogon's leader good or bad?"
A: BAD.

Satisfied with your work, you leave the programming room and re-enter the room with the belts. What should you do?

[A] You're done in here, go find Smogon's leader.
[B] Go into the SHIPPING room, see how quickly you will have an army of Anti-Smogonites.
[C] Re-enter the TESTING room; make sure the reprogramming is working correctly.
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ff!slacknet

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Sep 21 '07

B + C
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Ongakujin

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Sep 21 '07

C, followed closely by B

And throw in [D] more Bidoof antics.
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Truthiness

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Sep 21 '07

Eh C

Just wanting more Smogon info.

Or maybe A and get answers from the leader, him or her(lol) self in person.

C I gues
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ff!slacknet

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Sep 24 '07

ohmy.gif Has this topic finished now? ohmy.gif I was enjoying it... sad.gif
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Breloom

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Sep 24 '07

C wins.

You decide the best way to overthrow Smogon will be to gather as much information as you can about them. You crack open the door to the SHIPPING room. There is a steel door immediately in front of the one you have just opened. Near the top of the door, there is a small panel of glass. You peer into it.

Many burly security guards infest the room, each guiding along handcuffed and struggling citizens of Veilstone. The guards and citizens are standing in single file fashion in front of a tiny room with curtains draped as walls. Guards and their leashed humans slowly walk one at a time into the room. You are unable to hear anything (the door must be soundproof, you deduce); but something besides the handcuffed citizens is amiss.

An automatic arm is swivelling above the curtained room; picking up microchips from a nearby belt and disappearing behind the curtain with it. A few seconds later, the formerly struggling citizen is sent out on the other side, walking without a guard in a mechanical march.

This is sick.

Newfound rage and terror build up inside you and fill you with a mixture of emotions.
"How could they do this! Is this what happened to Dawn? Is this what will happen to me?"

The door opens behind you. You turn around in terror. A guard is staring dumbfoundedly at you. Perhaps you shouldn't have taken off your hood.

Oh no! You've been discovered! What do you do?

[A] Send out a Pokemon to protect you!
[B] Pretend to be brainwashed, you might fool the guard.
[C] Fight that guard, one-on-one!
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Starly3

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Sep 24 '07

A if the pokemon in question is Blaziken or Staraptor.

Otherwise, B.
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Breloom

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Sep 24 '07

QUOTE (Starly3 @ Sep 24 2007, 09:22 PM)
A if the pokemon in question is Blaziken or Staraptor.

Otherwise, B.

The only Pokemon you have are Bidoof the Bucktoothed, Skorupi, a hacked Pachirisu, and a mystery egg that's about to hatch.
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Starly3

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Sep 24 '07

QUOTE (Breloom @ Sep 24 2007, 09:25 PM)
QUOTE (Starly3 @ Sep 24 2007, 09:22 PM)
A if the pokemon in question is Blaziken or Staraptor.

Otherwise, B.

The only Pokemon you have are Bidoof the Bucktoothed, Skorupi, a hacked Pachirisu, and a mystery egg that's about to hatch.

I see. Well then,

If the mystery egg is going to hatch into Torchic, Starly, or Torly, then A.

Otherwise, B.
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Wiik23

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Sep 24 '07

C... fight like a man bitch.
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Truthiness

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Sep 24 '07

Poke Battle!!!

A!
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ff!slacknet

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Sep 25 '07

A.

GOOOOOOOOOO BIDOOF!!!!
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Ongakujin

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Sep 25 '07

A for awesome.
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Breloom

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Sep 25 '07

A wins.

"GO! SKORUPI!" Skorupi appears on the floor, raising its venomous claws intimidatingly.

"*Go. Blissey.*" An inflated pink egg appears on the battlefield, pirouetting in a sickeningly sweet manner.

"*Assessing situation... move confirmed. Blissey. Seismic Toss.*" The obese flesh egg dashes toward Skorupi, its stubby arms reared for combat.

"Skorupi! Use Poison Jab!" Skorupi raises its claws towards the approaching Blissey. Before the Blissey has a chance to Seismic Toss your sweet little scorpion into oblivion, Skorupi drives its claw deep into Blissey's flesh.

Blissey screeches and writhes in pain; the skin around the puncture wound appears to be dissolving. Blissey must be poisoned! The robotic guard takes quick action.

"*Blissey. Return.*" The withering Blissey is withdrawn from the field. "Go. Salamence."

An enormous dragon swoops out of its Pokeball. Skorupi cowers in fear.
"*Salamence. Dragon Dance.*" The large, intimidating dragon begins to dance ridiculously. It flops around the ground, spins flips in midair, and swings its tail wildly from side to side. Skorupi seems less fearful of the dragon, now that it's going freestyle.

"Skorupi! Use Night Slash!" Skorupi's claws begin to glow a bloody red. It scuttles toward the dancing dragon, and stabs it straight in the leg. The dragon doesn't seem fazed; in fact, it doesn't miss a beat of the fast-paced techno song it's dancing to.

"Don't give up hope, Skorupi! You can do it!" Skorupi seems encouraged by your words.

"*Salamence. Dragon Dance.*" As you watch the ridiculous dance routine, you feel a violent shaking in your sack. The egg! It must be hatching!

You're locked in a battle with a Salamence, but the egg is hatching! What do you do?

[A] Continue the battle like nothing is happening.
[B] Challenge the Salamence to a dance-off! Bidoof vs. DragonDancer!
[C] Send out all of your Pokemon at the same time to counter the Salamence, so you can find out what the egg holds.
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Red Mage

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Sep 25 '07

C

I wanna see a Salamence sweep tongue.gif
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Ongakujin

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Sep 25 '07

B (simple?) if that fails, C! zomg.
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Wiik23

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Sep 25 '07

A, since no one else will vote for it...
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ff!slacknet

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Sep 26 '07

B.
Bidoof FTW.
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Truthiness

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Sep 27 '07

C!

So..epic...!
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