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A wins.
"Sir, I will tell you one more time. State your business or leave."
Your anger has reached a boiling point.
"SMOGON," You scream, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK YOU ARE, BUT YOU'VE KIDNAPPED MY GIRLFRIEND, AND I'M GONNA KIDNAP HER BACK!!" Your face is inches away from the official door greeter of the Smogon crime ring. Spittle covers the desk surface.
"Security," she says with a quivering note to her voice, "SECURITY!
She backs swiftly away from you. "HELP! HEEELLLLLP! THERE'S A LUNATIC AT THE DOOR, HE'S GONNA KILL ME!"
"TELL ME RIGHT NOW-"
"STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!! SAVE ME, HE'LL KILL ME!!"
"Lady, calm down, I'm not-"
The once emotionless woman has broken down into hysterical tears.
"AAHHH! PLEASE! I KNOW NOTHING!! THEY NEVER TELL US ANYTHING, I- I- AAAHHH!!"
She is now crouching in the corner, her hands shielding her tear-streaked face.
"I'm not gonna kill you, I won't hurt you! I just need information."
The woman seems unable to speak, her wailing is echoing throughout the entire lobby.
"Tell me," you say, attempting to calm her, "What is Smogon? What do they do?"
Only wails emit from the mouth of the official door-greeter of the crime ring.
"Please... I need to know..." You are now breaking down into tears yourself; you know not what is happening to Dawn, and whether or not she is still alive.
Suddenly, a lurch grabs you from behind and picks you up. You look behind you to see a tall, muscular security guard.
"*bzzt skrt leave now or suf-fer the con-se-quen-ces*"
You realize something is wrong.
He says the sentence in a strangely monotone fashion, each syllable is uttered with no emotion. The *bzzt skrt* sounded suspicious, too.
As the security guard of Smogon carries you out of the building by your collar, you must make a split-second decision. What do you do?
[A] Bargain with the guard, maybe he'll let you go.
[B] Let the guard carry you out so you can examine the journal.
[C] Attempt to see what is possessing the guard!
"Sir, I will tell you one more time. State your business or leave."
Your anger has reached a boiling point.
"SMOGON," You scream, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK YOU ARE, BUT YOU'VE KIDNAPPED MY GIRLFRIEND, AND I'M GONNA KIDNAP HER BACK!!" Your face is inches away from the official door greeter of the Smogon crime ring. Spittle covers the desk surface.
"Security," she says with a quivering note to her voice, "SECURITY!
She backs swiftly away from you. "HELP! HEEELLLLLP! THERE'S A LUNATIC AT THE DOOR, HE'S GONNA KILL ME!"
"TELL ME RIGHT NOW-"
"STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!! SAVE ME, HE'LL KILL ME!!"
"Lady, calm down, I'm not-"
The once emotionless woman has broken down into hysterical tears.
"AAHHH! PLEASE! I KNOW NOTHING!! THEY NEVER TELL US ANYTHING, I- I- AAAHHH!!"
She is now crouching in the corner, her hands shielding her tear-streaked face.
"I'm not gonna kill you, I won't hurt you! I just need information."
The woman seems unable to speak, her wailing is echoing throughout the entire lobby.
"Tell me," you say, attempting to calm her, "What is Smogon? What do they do?"
Only wails emit from the mouth of the official door-greeter of the crime ring.
"Please... I need to know..." You are now breaking down into tears yourself; you know not what is happening to Dawn, and whether or not she is still alive.
Suddenly, a lurch grabs you from behind and picks you up. You look behind you to see a tall, muscular security guard.
"*bzzt skrt leave now or suf-fer the con-se-quen-ces*"
You realize something is wrong.
He says the sentence in a strangely monotone fashion, each syllable is uttered with no emotion. The *bzzt skrt* sounded suspicious, too.
As the security guard of Smogon carries you out of the building by your collar, you must make a split-second decision. What do you do?
[A] Bargain with the guard, maybe he'll let you go.
[B] Let the guard carry you out so you can examine the journal.
[C] Attempt to see what is possessing the guard!
C wins.
You are dangling by your collar, gasping for breath. The guard is marching a strict beeline towards the door.
"Hey, can you loosen your grip a little?" You manage to wheeze.
"*bzzt skrt pro-cess-ing re-quest... scan-ning scen-ar-i-o... re-sponse load-ing, please wait... grip loos-ened*"
The guard lets the tips of your feet drag along the floor. That was all you needed. You spin around and kick the guard's chest. He falls over backward, still swinging his limbs in the robotic march he was previously doing.
"*Pro-cess-ing scen-ar-i-o, please wait...*"
You do not wait. You immediately begin looking for any strange sign on the skin. You find it quickly.
The vessels on the back of the neck are oddly inflamed. You reach behind his neck and feel something cold. You pull it out of his skin; taking some of the flesh away with it. The robotic man suddenly undergoes an immediate change.
"HEY DO U LIEK MUDKIPZ O RLY YA RLY FABULOUS LOL KEWL-" The exact vocabulary the noob had begins to spew out of his mouth, in an ear-splitting, pre-pubescent tone.
"-MEGAPOD 4CHAN HAKUNA LOL OMG RUNE ARMOR LULZ"
The chattering rings all throughout the cathedral-like hobby, sounding off like an alarm. You remember you are in a crime syndicate's hideout, and you have just removed the brainwashing tool from one of their members. The body of the chattering guard will surely bring attention to the spot soon.
What do you do?
[A] Vacate the building, examine the brainwashing tool, find clues, return to Smogon HQ when you have discovered how to save Dawn.
[B] Steal the guard's pistol; sneak around the building until you find the leader of "Smogon".
You are dangling by your collar, gasping for breath. The guard is marching a strict beeline towards the door.
"Hey, can you loosen your grip a little?" You manage to wheeze.
"*bzzt skrt pro-cess-ing re-quest... scan-ning scen-ar-i-o... re-sponse load-ing, please wait... grip loos-ened*"
The guard lets the tips of your feet drag along the floor. That was all you needed. You spin around and kick the guard's chest. He falls over backward, still swinging his limbs in the robotic march he was previously doing.
"*Pro-cess-ing scen-ar-i-o, please wait...*"
You do not wait. You immediately begin looking for any strange sign on the skin. You find it quickly.
The vessels on the back of the neck are oddly inflamed. You reach behind his neck and feel something cold. You pull it out of his skin; taking some of the flesh away with it. The robotic man suddenly undergoes an immediate change.
"HEY DO U LIEK MUDKIPZ O RLY YA RLY FABULOUS LOL KEWL-" The exact vocabulary the noob had begins to spew out of his mouth, in an ear-splitting, pre-pubescent tone.
"-MEGAPOD 4CHAN HAKUNA LOL OMG RUNE ARMOR LULZ"
The chattering rings all throughout the cathedral-like hobby, sounding off like an alarm. You remember you are in a crime syndicate's hideout, and you have just removed the brainwashing tool from one of their members. The body of the chattering guard will surely bring attention to the spot soon.
What do you do?
[A] Vacate the building, examine the brainwashing tool, find clues, return to Smogon HQ when you have discovered how to save Dawn.
[B] Steal the guard's pistol; sneak around the building until you find the leader of "Smogon".
B wins.
"KAMEK SONIC 4 BRAWL LOL IRC CHAT PWNED" The guard continues to lie on his back, happily chattering away.
"Oh gosh, I'd better get away from this guy! Someone's gonna find me!"
A malicious voice whispers into your ear.
"It looks like someone already has."
You wheel around. A hooded man, fully dressed in black, is pointing a gun straight into your temple.
"I will kill you. You do not belong here. You will now perish. Goodbye, unknown being."
The trigger of the pistol is pulled.
The hooded man, a bullet traveling straight through his brain, falls to the ground, dead. "I've just killed a man," you whisper to yourself, dumbfounded. "I've killed a man with a stolen pistol." The gory mess of a man is lying spread-eagle at your heel.
"AAAAH! HE SHOT HIM! HE KILLED HIM!" The door-greeter runs up the stairs to your right. Her screams infiltrate through the walls, surely someone will find you now.
You begin to panic.
"What do I do? What do I do?" You run down the stairs opposite to the ones the door-greeter ran up, pistol waving wildly in your hand. You sink into the shadows of a boiler room, and begin to mull over the murder you have just committed.
"I have killed someone. He tried to kill me, so that makes it right!" You keep whispering this to yourself, but the fact is unable to sink in.
"Justified self-defense... yes, that's right..."
Suddenly, stomps are heard trudging down the stairs. You freeze in terror. What do you do?
[A] Shoot whoever is coming, they'll shoot you!
[B] Wait in the boiler room and only shoot if necessary.
[C] There is a janitor's outfit on the hook, maybe you could disguise yourself...
"KAMEK SONIC 4 BRAWL LOL IRC CHAT PWNED" The guard continues to lie on his back, happily chattering away.
"Oh gosh, I'd better get away from this guy! Someone's gonna find me!"
A malicious voice whispers into your ear.
"It looks like someone already has."
You wheel around. A hooded man, fully dressed in black, is pointing a gun straight into your temple.
"I will kill you. You do not belong here. You will now perish. Goodbye, unknown being."
The trigger of the pistol is pulled.
The hooded man, a bullet traveling straight through his brain, falls to the ground, dead. "I've just killed a man," you whisper to yourself, dumbfounded. "I've killed a man with a stolen pistol." The gory mess of a man is lying spread-eagle at your heel.
"AAAAH! HE SHOT HIM! HE KILLED HIM!" The door-greeter runs up the stairs to your right. Her screams infiltrate through the walls, surely someone will find you now.
You begin to panic.
"What do I do? What do I do?" You run down the stairs opposite to the ones the door-greeter ran up, pistol waving wildly in your hand. You sink into the shadows of a boiler room, and begin to mull over the murder you have just committed.
"I have killed someone. He tried to kill me, so that makes it right!" You keep whispering this to yourself, but the fact is unable to sink in.
"Justified self-defense... yes, that's right..."
Suddenly, stomps are heard trudging down the stairs. You freeze in terror. What do you do?
[A] Shoot whoever is coming, they'll shoot you!
[B] Wait in the boiler room and only shoot if necessary.
[C] There is a janitor's outfit on the hook, maybe you could disguise yourself...
| QUOTE (Truthiness @ Sep 19 2007, 02:29 AM) |
| Thank you for the option of C. Dressing up as a janiter makes the most sense. What pokemon do you even have anyways? I kind of lost track. |
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