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C, of course, wins.
The ignorant child looks up at you with gleaming eyes. Oh, how you despise his piggy little eyes.
"HEY MISTER CAN I COME WITH YOU HUH HUH HUH?"
"No. Shut up. Go away.
"BUT I'M REALLY GOOD AT POKEMON WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE MINES CHARIZARD HE CAN FLY"
"Argh, WILL YOU SHUT UP?"
"WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE IS IT CATERPIE LOL CATERPIE--"
WHAM. You punch the kid full-force in the face. However, he seems unfazed. He continues to chatter away.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW ARE YOU HITTING ME THAT'S COOL I HEARD U LIEK MUDKIPZ SWEPT BY LAPRAS LOLWUT--"
WHAM! WHAM! You continue to punch the child, but it is completely ineffective.
"Ugh! How do you turn off this thing?"
"LOL BIDOOF MUDKIPZ PIKACHU AIM 4 HORN LOL"
The attacks do not faze him, no matter how hard you punch his nose. The demon-lady is closing in on you. Now what?
[A] I guess I'll let him join, it's worth it for whatever is in that egg.
[B] Run away, before his noobiness rubs off on you!
[C] ...brass knuckles?
The ignorant child looks up at you with gleaming eyes. Oh, how you despise his piggy little eyes.
"HEY MISTER CAN I COME WITH YOU HUH HUH HUH?"
"No. Shut up. Go away.
"BUT I'M REALLY GOOD AT POKEMON WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE MINES CHARIZARD HE CAN FLY"
"Argh, WILL YOU SHUT UP?"
"WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE IS IT CATERPIE LOL CATERPIE--"
WHAM. You punch the kid full-force in the face. However, he seems unfazed. He continues to chatter away.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW ARE YOU HITTING ME THAT'S COOL I HEARD U LIEK MUDKIPZ SWEPT BY LAPRAS LOLWUT--"
WHAM! WHAM! You continue to punch the child, but it is completely ineffective.
"Ugh! How do you turn off this thing?"
"LOL BIDOOF MUDKIPZ PIKACHU AIM 4 HORN LOL"
The attacks do not faze him, no matter how hard you punch his nose. The demon-lady is closing in on you. Now what?
[A] I guess I'll let him join, it's worth it for whatever is in that egg.
[B] Run away, before his noobiness rubs off on you!
[C] ...brass knuckles?
B + egg + Brass Knuckles wins.
"Hey, close your eyes for a second, okay?"
"ALL RIGHT THIS IS COOL DO I GET A SUPRISE CAN I HAVE A CHARIZARD PLUSHIE DOLL DO YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ-"
As the stupid brat rambles on with his eyes closed, palms open expectantly, you gently lift the egg laying underneath him and put it in your bag. As you insert your hand into the bag, you feel cold metal brush up against your skin.
Brass Knuckles! You had forgotten you had packed these.
"Okay, here's your prize, you greedy little philestine!"
The idiot child opens his eyes.
"COOL WHATISIT WHATISIT WELL WELL WELL"
Bam! BambambamBAMBAMBAM! You drive your bejeweled knuckle spikes into the moron repeatedly.
"AIIYYEEE! AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!" The kid slowly liquefies into a puddle like a melting snowman, his Pokemon belt, Pokedex, clothing, and Journal falling into the pile of former child.
You scoop up his possessions and escape from the city, unscathed by demons and noobs!
You read a sign on the route.
"******* City ahead, 3 miles"
Where do you go now?
[A] Veilstone City, play the slots!
[B] Pastoria city, challenge Crasher Wake!
[C] Sit in that cave by the road, look through the noob's personal possessions you stole!
"Hey, close your eyes for a second, okay?"
"ALL RIGHT THIS IS COOL DO I GET A SUPRISE CAN I HAVE A CHARIZARD PLUSHIE DOLL DO YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ-"
As the stupid brat rambles on with his eyes closed, palms open expectantly, you gently lift the egg laying underneath him and put it in your bag. As you insert your hand into the bag, you feel cold metal brush up against your skin.
Brass Knuckles! You had forgotten you had packed these.
"Okay, here's your prize, you greedy little philestine!"
The idiot child opens his eyes.
"COOL WHATISIT WHATISIT WELL WELL WELL"
Bam! BambambamBAMBAMBAM! You drive your bejeweled knuckle spikes into the moron repeatedly.
"AIIYYEEE! AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!" The kid slowly liquefies into a puddle like a melting snowman, his Pokemon belt, Pokedex, clothing, and Journal falling into the pile of former child.
You scoop up his possessions and escape from the city, unscathed by demons and noobs!
You read a sign on the route.
"******* City ahead, 3 miles"
Where do you go now?
[A] Veilstone City, play the slots!
[B] Pastoria city, challenge Crasher Wake!
[C] Sit in that cave by the road, look through the noob's personal possessions you stole!
C wins.
Hey, you think to yourself, you might as well look through the great new stuff you found. You walk over to a cave in the side of the road in sit in the opening.
You dump out your bag. 3 pokeballs, a pokedex, his clothing, and a journal fall out.
You grab the first pokeball and press the button. Instead of a pokemon coming out, you find a stash of candy. What a noob.
The second pokeball is filled with chunky, spoiled chocolate milk. You hastily close it back before the odor gets to you.
What a noob.
The third pokeball, however, produced a pokemon. It looked very strange to you, so you use the noob's pokedex to identify it.
"Bidoof, the lousy pokemon. It is absolutely worthless in all aspects of its life, and is more unwanted than spoiled chocolate milk. There is a Bidoof-beating festival every year in Veilstone city that brings great joy to many people."
What do you do with this "Bidoof"?
[A] Take it to the Bidoof-beating festival in Veilstone.
[B] Keep it in your party.
[C] Throw the pokeball full of chocolate milk at it, then read the noob's journal.
Hey, you think to yourself, you might as well look through the great new stuff you found. You walk over to a cave in the side of the road in sit in the opening.
You dump out your bag. 3 pokeballs, a pokedex, his clothing, and a journal fall out.
You grab the first pokeball and press the button. Instead of a pokemon coming out, you find a stash of candy. What a noob.
The second pokeball is filled with chunky, spoiled chocolate milk. You hastily close it back before the odor gets to you.
What a noob.
The third pokeball, however, produced a pokemon. It looked very strange to you, so you use the noob's pokedex to identify it.
"Bidoof, the lousy pokemon. It is absolutely worthless in all aspects of its life, and is more unwanted than spoiled chocolate milk. There is a Bidoof-beating festival every year in Veilstone city that brings great joy to many people."
What do you do with this "Bidoof"?
[A] Take it to the Bidoof-beating festival in Veilstone.
[B] Keep it in your party.
[C] Throw the pokeball full of chocolate milk at it, then read the noob's journal.
A + C + B wins. 
"What the heck? Why is this 'Bidoof' staring at me?"
The Bidoof continues to stare.
"Why do you even exist? What is the point of your life?"
Bidoof the Buck-toothed stares at you, even more stupidly than its previous owner did.
You decide to try to make it do something.
"GO, POKEBALL!"
The spoiled milk explodes all over Bidoof's oily fur. Suddenly, the Bidoof leaps in the air, does a barrel roll, tries a somersault, and begins gnawing chunks out of its fur. You kick the Bidoof right in the belly. It squeals like a boiling piglet.
"I could get used to torturing Bidoofs," you think to yourself happily. The smell of the chocolate milk, however, is getting to you, so you recall Bidoof the Buck-toothed to its Pokeball.
"Now, lets see about that journal."
You open the front cover. Crayon scribbles cover the inside. You roll your eyes and flip the page.
"DEER DIARY 2DAY I GOT ON GAMESPOT I YELLED @ SUM NOOBS BCUZ THEY THOUGHT SHADOW DA HEGEHOG WAZ A BAD GAME THEN I GOT ON UTUBE AND WATCHD A VID OF SUM GUY DANCING HE SAID SUMN ABOUT RICKROLL'D IT WS 2 FUNNY LOL BYE DIARY I LUV U SO MUCH"
Disgusting. He not only talked like a noob, he wrote like one too. Good thing he's just a puddle of flesh, unable 2- I mean to- pollute the internet with his trash again.
You're a little bored, what should you do now?
[A] Bidoof-beating festival!
[B] Read more of the diary, I guess.
[C] Finally try to save Dawn?
"What the heck? Why is this 'Bidoof' staring at me?"
The Bidoof continues to stare.
"Why do you even exist? What is the point of your life?"
Bidoof the Buck-toothed stares at you, even more stupidly than its previous owner did.
You decide to try to make it do something.
"GO, POKEBALL!"
The spoiled milk explodes all over Bidoof's oily fur. Suddenly, the Bidoof leaps in the air, does a barrel roll, tries a somersault, and begins gnawing chunks out of its fur. You kick the Bidoof right in the belly. It squeals like a boiling piglet.
"I could get used to torturing Bidoofs," you think to yourself happily. The smell of the chocolate milk, however, is getting to you, so you recall Bidoof the Buck-toothed to its Pokeball.
"Now, lets see about that journal."
You open the front cover. Crayon scribbles cover the inside. You roll your eyes and flip the page.
"DEER DIARY 2DAY I GOT ON GAMESPOT I YELLED @ SUM NOOBS BCUZ THEY THOUGHT SHADOW DA HEGEHOG WAZ A BAD GAME THEN I GOT ON UTUBE AND WATCHD A VID OF SUM GUY DANCING HE SAID SUMN ABOUT RICKROLL'D IT WS 2 FUNNY LOL BYE DIARY I LUV U SO MUCH"
Disgusting. He not only talked like a noob, he wrote like one too. Good thing he's just a puddle of flesh, unable 2- I mean to- pollute the internet with his trash again.
You're a little bored, what should you do now?
[A] Bidoof-beating festival!
[B] Read more of the diary, I guess.
[C] Finally try to save Dawn?
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