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B wins. I'm going to start writing from a different perspective; I'm going to use "you" instead of "Drake."
As you watch the pattle unfold, you quickly realize that the charming French lady's Pachirisu was well-trained.
"Skorupi, Poison Sting!"
"Pachirisu-eaux, d'odgette!"
"Skorupi, use Aeroblast!"
"Pachirisu-eaux, a'ime for le h'orn!"
A critical blow was dealt to Skorupi. You don't know how much more of this he can take.
"Skorupi, use Earth Power!"
Pachirisu makes Ground moves miss with Levitate!
"Charming French lady, you hacker!" you screech.
Pachirisu used Spark, and it was all over. Not even Skorupi could handle the epic intensity of Spark. There was no hope of getting into Amity Square now, he had no cute Pokemon left. However, there was one, final, enduring hope.
"Drake used Fling!"
"You launch your Chocoberry smoothie at Pachirisu!"
Yes, a critical hit! Pachirisu is weak now, it can barely support its own weight. What do you do?
[A] Kick it to death, that'll show that hacker!
[B] Go, Pokeball! Steal the uber Pachirisu from the charming French lady! You'll show her!
[C] Lulz, save Dawn.
As you watch the pattle unfold, you quickly realize that the charming French lady's Pachirisu was well-trained.
"Skorupi, Poison Sting!"
"Pachirisu-eaux, d'odgette!"
"Skorupi, use Aeroblast!"
"Pachirisu-eaux, a'ime for le h'orn!"
A critical blow was dealt to Skorupi. You don't know how much more of this he can take.
"Skorupi, use Earth Power!"
Pachirisu makes Ground moves miss with Levitate!
"Charming French lady, you hacker!" you screech.
Pachirisu used Spark, and it was all over. Not even Skorupi could handle the epic intensity of Spark. There was no hope of getting into Amity Square now, he had no cute Pokemon left. However, there was one, final, enduring hope.
"Drake used Fling!"
"You launch your Chocoberry smoothie at Pachirisu!"
Yes, a critical hit! Pachirisu is weak now, it can barely support its own weight. What do you do?
[A] Kick it to death, that'll show that hacker!
[B] Go, Pokeball! Steal the uber Pachirisu from the charming French lady! You'll show her!
[C] Lulz, save Dawn.
B wins.
As Pachirisu staggers around like a drunken, teeter-dancing Spinda, sudden inspiration comes to you. You rummage around in your pack until you find it: a spherical object of wonders.
"GO, POKEBALL!"
Pachirisu is sucked into the Pokeball. It wiggles... once... twice... YES! Pachirisu was successfully stolen from the charming French lady!
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" The French lady screams. She begins to go into a rampage; tearing her clothes, pulling her hair, uprooting trees.
"KekekekeKEKEKE!!!"
Suddenly, her voice becomes demonic. Her eyes roll into the back of her head, small yellow slits replacing them. Spikes protrude from her arms, her skin is replaced by scales, she grows roughly 14 feet tall. The hue of her body blushes to a sickeningly-rich aorta-red.
"I WILL MUTILATE YOUR BODY, I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!"
OMG, A DEMON! What do you do now?
[A] Hide in Hearthome church, she won't be able to break into the holy sanctuary!
[B] Call Amity Square's management, this demon lady DEFINITELY doesn't qualify as a cute Pokemon.
[C] Accept death. (ends story)
As Pachirisu staggers around like a drunken, teeter-dancing Spinda, sudden inspiration comes to you. You rummage around in your pack until you find it: a spherical object of wonders.
"GO, POKEBALL!"
Pachirisu is sucked into the Pokeball. It wiggles... once... twice... YES! Pachirisu was successfully stolen from the charming French lady!
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" The French lady screams. She begins to go into a rampage; tearing her clothes, pulling her hair, uprooting trees.
"KekekekeKEKEKE!!!"
Suddenly, her voice becomes demonic. Her eyes roll into the back of her head, small yellow slits replacing them. Spikes protrude from her arms, her skin is replaced by scales, she grows roughly 14 feet tall. The hue of her body blushes to a sickeningly-rich aorta-red.
"I WILL MUTILATE YOUR BODY, I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!"
OMG, A DEMON! What do you do now?
[A] Hide in Hearthome church, she won't be able to break into the holy sanctuary!
[B] Call Amity Square's management, this demon lady DEFINITELY doesn't qualify as a cute Pokemon.
[C] Accept death. (ends story)
B wins.
"Hey! Help! There's an ugly demon Pokemon invading Amity Square!" you call out. No one answers.
In the background, you hear children shrieking, Pokemon scampering, and soccer moms calling their lawyers.
"AHH! BUNEARY!"
You turn around just in time to see the demon lady gobble up a little girl's Buneary.
Hearing the uproar, the manager of Amity Square comes rushing outside. He sees you laughing at the destruction.
"YOU! You are the cause of this! I'll bring you to court, I swear it! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!"
The soccer moms in the background had already started a chant to back up the manager.
"THINK OF THE CHILDREN, GIVE HIM DEATH! THINK OF THE CHILDREN, GIVE HIM DEATH!"
The manager is phoning the police.
What do you do?
[A] Leave town, grow a beard, start a new life.
[B] Clear your name in court.
[C] Use the Digger Drill to go underground, build a secret base, and lay traps to destroy the angry mob of soccer moms.
[D] Dawn lulz?
"Hey! Help! There's an ugly demon Pokemon invading Amity Square!" you call out. No one answers.
In the background, you hear children shrieking, Pokemon scampering, and soccer moms calling their lawyers.
"AHH! BUNEARY!"
You turn around just in time to see the demon lady gobble up a little girl's Buneary.
Hearing the uproar, the manager of Amity Square comes rushing outside. He sees you laughing at the destruction.
"YOU! You are the cause of this! I'll bring you to court, I swear it! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!"
The soccer moms in the background had already started a chant to back up the manager.
"THINK OF THE CHILDREN, GIVE HIM DEATH! THINK OF THE CHILDREN, GIVE HIM DEATH!"
The manager is phoning the police.
What do you do?
[A] Leave town, grow a beard, start a new life.
[B] Clear your name in court.
[C] Use the Digger Drill to go underground, build a secret base, and lay traps to destroy the angry mob of soccer moms.
[D] Dawn lulz?
A wins.
As the soccer moms and manager are blinded by fury, you quietly scoop up your new Pachirisu and slip through the trees. As soon as you escape the tyranny of the cute Pokemon league, you grab Calvin's bike and pedal for your life. You hear more loud crashes. You turn around to see the demon is now 40 feet tall, and has escaped into the city.
Pedaling harder, you dodge the debris left behind by Hearthome citizens as they ran for their lives: shopping bags, strollers, and cars.
The city limits are now in sight; you feel slightly relieved. However, there is one last obstacle to face. A weird-looking 8 year-old is blocking the path, oblivious to the destruction in front of him.
"Hey, guy, can I come with you? I'll give you this neat-o egg I found! Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I come, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
[A] Let him come with you, it's worth it for the Pokemon egg.
[B] Absolutely not, he is a piece of underaged ignorant scum. Keep pedaling.
[C] Punch the little kid in the face, hide his unconscious body in an alleyway, and steal all of his possessions, including the egg. (This will win)
As the soccer moms and manager are blinded by fury, you quietly scoop up your new Pachirisu and slip through the trees. As soon as you escape the tyranny of the cute Pokemon league, you grab Calvin's bike and pedal for your life. You hear more loud crashes. You turn around to see the demon is now 40 feet tall, and has escaped into the city.
Pedaling harder, you dodge the debris left behind by Hearthome citizens as they ran for their lives: shopping bags, strollers, and cars.
The city limits are now in sight; you feel slightly relieved. However, there is one last obstacle to face. A weird-looking 8 year-old is blocking the path, oblivious to the destruction in front of him.
"Hey, guy, can I come with you? I'll give you this neat-o egg I found! Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I come, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
[A] Let him come with you, it's worth it for the Pokemon egg.
[B] Absolutely not, he is a piece of underaged ignorant scum. Keep pedaling.
[C] Punch the little kid in the face, hide his unconscious body in an alleyway, and steal all of his possessions, including the egg. (This will win)
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