CrossDragon
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Mar 2 '08
I am your savior, I bring back Deleted posts from Hell. And I quote,
[QUOTE]~~~~ Somewhere ~~~~
???: Damn it.
???: What?
???: Jerem, he's found the machine.
???: So? He was supposed to, right?
???: Yes, but not for another few days or so. Well, no matter Ruesap, our plans are almost complete, and he can't stop us.
Ruesap: Are you sure Iggy? He's proven to be a worth advesar....
Suddenly the doors to the room burst open. As the light enters the room we see Raikou and Mewtwo sitting in chairs, looking at moniters.
Iggy: What is it Krew?
Krew: IGGY IGGY IGGY!
Iggy: Yes?
Krew: JEREM, HE'S... HE'S... HE'S
Krew was out of breath from running from a different room.
Iggy: Yes Krew, I know. Now, leave.
Krew: Wait... you said that you would let me use that machine if ANF helped you TLF'ers.
Iggy: That is true, but now is not the time, and damn it Ruesap, I can read your mind, I WILL NOT kill Krew because he's annoying.
Ruesap gave Krew a nervous smile
Krew: Very funny Ruesap. Anyway Iggy, you better not be lying or I'll... I'll do...
Krew took a long pause
... I'll do something.
Ruesap: Oh snap, help me Iggy, he's gonna do SOMETHING!
Iggy: Be quiet Ruesap; Krew, just wait a little longer ok? Ok good now, leave.
Krew: Fine...
Krew left the room
~~~ TLF Headquarters ~~~
Jerem: Damn it... DAMN IT!
Gatr: Calm down Jerem.
Jerem: DAMN IT FERALIGATR I CAN'T! I'VE WAITED 3 FUCKING THOUSAND YEARS! I WANT MY REVENGE! I WANT EVERY LAST DESCENDANT OF THOSE KIDS DEAD! I WANT THEM DEAD!
Gatr: We will, but calm down. Please Jerem, we need to think this through.
Jerem: FERALIGATR... I CAN'T CALM DOWN. I TRY TO BUT I CAN'T. THOSE KIDS FACE'S, THEY ARE CLEAR IN MY MIND. WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, THEY ARE THERE. WHEN I THINK, I HEAR THEIR LAUGHTER. I WANT THEM ALL DEAD!
Gatr: Fine then...
Feraligatr whipped his tail against Jerem.
Jerem fell over on the ground.
He got back up, slightly calmed down.
Jerem: UGH! Don't do that!
Gatr: Sorry, but you needed that. Anyway, we need to talk.
Jerem: Ok. Well?
Gatr: Don't give me that. You know damn well what we need to do.
Jerem: No not really.
Gatr: Gah! Did that note make you dumber?
Jerem: Hey! Fine, just give me a second.
Jerem takes a moment to gather his thoughts
Gatr: Well?
Jerem: Ok, I'm better. To sum everything up, every TLF'er is a descendant of one of those kids. They made a machine to switch places between them and pokemon. Though their bodies are gone, they are still alive. We will not stop till they all are dead.
Gatr: Sounds good to me.
...
We see Jerem and Feraligatr
Gatr: Well...
Jerem: hmm?
Gatr: This machine...
Jerem: What about it?
Gatr: I thought you'd at least want to try it...
Jerem took a long pause
Jerem: FUCK YEAH!
Feraligatr rolled his eyes
Gatr: Well then, lets try it.
Iggy: Ruesap, turn the game off.
Rue: Why? It's just getting good.
Iggy: Damn it Ruesap, as much as I enjoy watching t.v in high definition, we need to keep track of Jerem's movements.
Rue: Oh fine.
Ruesap pawed at a button
Rue: I need help.
Iggy sighed
Iggy: Ok.
Iggy pressed the button
The screens now showed an empty room
Iggy: Crap... WHERE IS HE?
Rue: I don't know.
Iggy: DAMN IT RUESAP! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Rue: Calm down Iggy, you might break a t.v with your powers. Look, I'm sure someone else was watching.
Iggy: You better hope so or I'll...
Rue: Hmm?
Iggy: Damn it, Krew is coming.
Just then, Krew burst through the door
Krew: IGGY IGGY IGGY!
Iggy sighed
Iggy: Yes Krew?
Krew: CHANGE THE CAMERA TO THE OUTER SECTION OF THE HEADQUARTERS!
Iggy: Why?
Krew: JUST DO IT!
Iggy: Ugh, I hate when Krew does this, but hopefully it's Jerem he's trying to show us. Wait, did Krew just give ME a command? Well, his time will come soon...
What is this I feel? I feel so... different and yet, I feel the same. My hands, they are not hands. My feet, they feel so alien to me. My head feels heavy, and a snout is blocking some of my forward vision. I feel so, dry. I feel like, I'm in desperate need of water. And I feel so, hungry. ARGH! Why is everything so dark? Oh wait, my eyes are closed.
Jerem: It's about time you woke up.
Gatr: Hmm? Oh...
Jerem: So umm, how do you feel?
Gatr: Very awkward, I can barely lift my head, I feel like I haven't had a drink in years, and this hunger is killing me.
Jerem: You'll get used to it. Now, I think you should probably go to the pool.
Gatr: Ok.
****** Just a quick note, realize that Gatr is Jerem and Jerem is Gatr *******
~~~~~~~ 1 week later ~~~~~~~~
We see Jerem and Feraligatr in front of an iron door.
Jerem: Ready?
Gatr: Yes.
Feraligatr rammed the door, which fell down from the force of Feraligatr.
???: AHH!
Jerem: Shut up Breloom. I've dealt with you once, and now I'll do it again.
Gatr: Haha, very funny. Anyway, Breloom, prepare to die.
Brel: AHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME!
Gatr: No one can hear your. Now come here and embrace your destiny and die.
Brel: NO! PLEASE!
Jerem: It's no use, he's become as much a killer as I have.
Brel: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Gatr: You fool Breloom, I thought TLF would know, guess not. Now, DIE!
Feraligatr ran over to where Breloom was standing
Brel: The lord is all mighty, the lord is almighty, god shall save me.
Gatr: FOOL!
Feraligatr ate Breloom
Gatr: We are your gods.
Iggy: Ruesap, we're losing members fast.
Rue: Yes Iggy, I can see that.
Iggy: Do you know what I think we should do?
Rue: No.
Iggy: If you want something done right, you must do it yourself. Get what I'm saying?
Rue: I think. You wanna take Jerem on?
Iggy: Yes. It will be quick and simple. One blow from my powers and he's gone.
Rue: Oh, heh now I get it.
Iggy: However, we need to get rid of Krew and his gang first.
Rue: How do you suppose we do that?
Iggy: We invite Jerem here of course.
Rue: ARE YOU CRAZY?
Iggy: Like a lunatic. Now, summon Krew, we have preparations to make.
Rue: Very well.
???: Yes, I understand-No, don't worry about it-it's ok, really. I trust you.
A phone is slammed down
???:DAMN IT! DAMN YOU IGGY! HOW DARE YOU CAST THE GREAT MOI ASIDE LIKE A PIECE OF TRASH TO PLAY YOUR GAME! HOW DARE YOU SACRIFICE ME! AHHHH!
MoI turns to a mirror
We see a tyranitar
MoI: WHAT THE FUCK!?
???: Ha, just messing with you MoI.
MoI: Ah, fuck you CrossDragon.
Cross: What's a matter? Can't handle a little scare?
MoI: Shut up, I was just talking to Iggy.
Cross: So?
MoI: He wants to go ahead with the plan.
Cross: What plan?
MoI sighed
MoI: Only the one that he told us about if Jerem ever posed a major threat.
Cross: Refresh my memory.
MoI: You piece of green shit. Iggy said that he would get all the top members and barracade Jerem in hopes of stopping him.
Cross: What's the problem? Do you think A boy and a fucking an overgrown feraligatr can stop us?
MoI: Maybe...
Jerem: You know, I think we should rest.
Gatr: Are you kidding me? I feel fine.
Jerem: I don't, it must be absolute torture for you to have to constantly rest.
Gatr: I never cared.
Jerem: Yeah well, I do, and I feel like I can fall asleep any second.
Gatr: Fine Feraligatr.
Jerem: Wo...
Gatr: What?
Jerem: Well, it feels weird for you to call me that when I'm you...
Gatr: Then I'll call you Jerem, and it will be like we are the other. And TLF will never know. Ha! I wanna laugh at my ingenuity.
Jerem: Someone's a little full of themselves
Gatr: ...
Jerem: Heh whoops.
Feraligatr knocked Jerem with his tail, Jerem, who fell to the floor, fell unconscious
Gatr: Whoops
Feraligatr smiled
Iggy: Damn it Ruesap.
Rue: What now?
Iggy: Where the hell has Jerem gone?
Rue: How should I know?
Iggy: I told you to monitor him, but I guess that's too hard of a task for you.
Rue: Well damn it Iggy, I'm trying to relax and you keep yelling at me to look at the screens.
Iggy: RUESAP! YOU USELESS SON OF A BITCH! DO WHAT I SAY!
Rue: WHAT THE FUCK IGGY! DON'T YELL AT ME!
Iggy: THEN DO WHAT I SAY!
Rue: MAKE ME!
Iggy: Ok then, I will. Enjoy the last few seconds of your free will Ruesap.
Rue: Wait Iggy, I didn't mean it-
Iggy used his psychic powers to take control of Ruesap's mind
Iggy: Sorry about this Rue, but I must do what I must to finish Jerem. Only I know his true secret, and if he finds out, we're finished. Not just TLF, but the world. I've been in contact with our other world Ruesap, I've talked to the elders there, they told me what Jerem is. I can't tell you, but we must stop him, not for the pursuit of our main goal, but to stop Jerem from taking his true form, among the gods of the earth...
~~~~ 2 weeks later ~~~~
We see Jerem and Feraligatr in front of a fort
Gatr: This is it.
Jerem: The TLF building. This place is where all our problems will disappear and we shall finally rule once again.
Gatr: If all goes well, which, without a doubt in my mind, will.
Jerem: Same here.
Gatr: Lets go...
Rue:Iggy, they're here.
Iggy: Good good, is everyone ready?
Rue: Yes Iggy, all members of the upper status are ready in the main entrance way waiting for out orders.
Iggy: Great, so the time has finally come.
MoI: Damn, damn, damn, damn, DAMN!
Cross: Calm down MoI, it's like 5 against 2. We won't die.
MoI: I don't care, I'm still nervous.
Suddenly a gardevoir walks by
MoI: Meno, I don't want to do this.
Meno: We have to, Iggy told us what Jerem is, we can't let him beat us.
MoI: But what's wrong with being ruled by some maniac demigod who kills for fun?
Menofuntall slaps MoI
Meno: You crazy kid, there is a lot wrong with that. The world will be thrown into chaos. I will not stand for it unless we do it. Now, you better fight till your last dying breath or I'll kill you myself. Understand?
MoI: Yes, but I'm afraid my last dying breath might be inside that feraligatr's stomach.
Gatr: Ready?
Jerem: Ready.
Gatr: C'mon, but be careful, they probably have guards or something.
Jerem: Ok.
Gatr: Also, stay close by me, even behind me, you can only attack from close range, and if there is a lot of guards, we might have a problem.
Jerem: Ok.
The two go through the door
MoI:ACK! THEY'RE HERE!
???: MoI, do not trouble yourself, for, your nervousness shall cause your downfall tonight.
MoI: Ahh shut up SNX7, you're just making me more nervous.
SNX: Hmp, fine then.
MoI: I bet you feel so confident because you're Azelf.
SNX: Yeah I do, and you're only Zapdos, but I'm sure that doesn't mean anything.
MoI: Whatever.
Gatr: Oh fuck. Feraligatr, we might have a problem.
Jerem: Yeah... just a small problem.
As the two stepped into the hall, they could see an Azlef, Zapdos, Gardevoir, Tyranitar, and Infernape
Jth (infernape): Hello Jerem.
Gatr: Feraligatr, they might not know we switched, pretend to be me.
Jerem: That should be easy, all I have to do is act cocky and over react when people yell.
Gatr: Hey!
Jerem: It's the truth and you know it.
Gatr: I guess...
Jerem: Who are you?
Jth: Let me introduce you to the crew, that Azelf is SNX7.
SNX: Jerem... prepare to die.
Jerem: We'll see.
Jth: That Zapdos is MoI.
Jerem: MOI! YOU BASTARD! I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS REALLY YOU, BUT YOUR HUMAN BODY SCREWED ME OVER! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FIRST!
MoI Jth... help me...
Jth:Next up we have Menofuntall.
Meno: Face the power of gardevoir.
Jerem: Whatever.
Jth: Next is someone you should love, CrossDragon.
Jerem: CrossDragon...
Cross: Your death is inevitable.
Jth: And finally is me, Jth.
Jerem: Great great, now that you all have been introduced, I can take the pleasure it killing you.
Gatr: And I can take the pleasure in eating you. MoI, you first.
SNX: ...............
Jth: What is it?
SNX: That Feraligatr, it did not speak it's native tongue.
Meno: What'd you mean SNX?
SNX: I mean, it spoke our language, human. And just to throw it out there, but I think that that Feraligatr either learned english, which I highly doubt, or that that thing is really Jerem, and the Jerem we see before us is really that gatr.
Gatr: Good work, but no matter, do not think that you will have any of a higher chance of success in our battle.
Jerem: He actually has become quite good at becoming me.
Gatr: Yes well, I've had enough chit chat, I wan't some blood on my teeth and some TLF'ers in my stomach.
MoI shivered a little
Cross: Haha, I'd like to see you try and eat one of us.
Jerem (from behind): Guess we'll start with Menofuntall.
Meno: Mhhpphhpp
Jerem: Haha, looks like we already have one of you captured.
Gatr: Haha, that's great. While you were talking, gatr over there went and restrained meno.
SNX: You cheap bastard.
MoI: MENO!
Jerem: Don't come close or I'll rip his throat out.
Jerem pulled out the dagger
meno: MHHH!
Jerem: Shut up.
SNX: NOW MENO!
Menofuntall used a psychic attack on Jerem, which caused him to let go.
Jerem: GAH!
Meno: YES!
SNX: Jerem,or should I say Feraligatr, you think you can keep one of us like that? WE are the ones who will do that.
Cross: Yeah!
Jth: Lets see how you like it.
Jth ran over to Jerem and restrained him, keeping his palm over Jerem's mouth.
Jerem: Ugh.
Gatr: Nice job.
Jerem: It's not exactly a walk in the park you know.
Gatr: I know, I know. Anyway I"ll go help yo-
SNX: What's this? You two can talk telopathically? This just keeps getting better and better.
Gatr: URGH!
Jerem: Damn you SNX7, make Jth let go of me.
SNX: Now why would I do that?
Gatr: If you could pay attention to the real world while you could hear us, you would know that your team is yelling at you. Open your eyes to see what I mean.
As SNX7 was listening in on Jerem and Feraligatr, his mind drifted away from reality, and was now in the clutches of Feraligatr
SNX: ACK!
Cross: SNX! YOU DUMBASS, WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION!?
SNX: I wa-
Gatr: Say another word and I'll kill you.
Jth: DON'T TALK TO SNX7 LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I CAN KILL YOUR PET.
Jerem: What the fuck? No one calls me that.
Gatr: Don't worry, I'll take care of Jth next, but I need you to listen to me. When I say to go, I want you to do your best to wrangle out of Jth's grip. I'll hydro pump right in his mother fucking face. That should make him loosen his grip and you can run back over here.
Jerem: Got it.
SNX: I can still listen you know.
Gatr: Like I said, if you tell them about this, I won't hesitate to make you my first meal.
SNX: It seems pretty apparent that will happen anyway. Why should I let you get back where we've started only my side has one less?
Gatr: Because... you should make the most of the time before your death, do you want it to be a quick swallow, or how about I play with my food for a while?
SNX: Your threats mean nothing to me.
Gatr: Fine then, Feraligatr, change of plans, when I say go, you run.
Jerem Ok...
Cross: SNX! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? USE YOUR ATTACK NOW!
Gatr: I'm afraid that won't be happening.
Feraligatr quickly launched a hydro pump at Jth, wh was not expecting it, and he was thrown against the back wall by the blast.
Gatr: GO!
Cross: SNX7!
Gatr: Yes SNX7, say one last thing to CrossDragon before you die.
SNX: I... I'm sorry I can't do anything.
Meno: SNX!
Feraligatr shoved SNX7 into his mouth, then after several crunches, he swallowed.
MoI: SNX... what have we done?
Gatr: You shut up. It's clear he was ready to die. It is also clear that you were ready to let him die. If you truely wanted to save him, you would have attacked me.
Jerem: But you didn't, so it's pretty safe to assume that each of you would want the other one dead.
Cross: And jut how do you know that it wasn't just fear that stopped us?
Gatr: Boy, if you were scared, you would have never been here.
Cross: ...
Meno: Jth, what do we do now?
Jth, who had fainted from the impact, was against the wall
Gatr: Need some advice? Here's some: if you want to live, then sacrifice Jth. What use to you is he now? I'll let one of you live, but only one. Make your choice.
Cross: You're lying.
Jerem: You bet he is, but what does it matter to you if Jth dies now?
Cross: I... I guess it wouldn't matter...
Gatr: So then, can either of you two tell me why?
Meno: Not really.
MoI: ...
Gatr: well then, it's clear Jth will die now.
Feraligatr walked over to Jth, and ate him
Gatr: Delicious.
Meno: Jth... we're sorry.
Jerem: Cut the crap you three. Once again you have shown no care to a fallen friend. So now, which one of you wants to go next?
MoI: ...
Gatr: Hmm? What was that MoI? Did you just volunteer?
Meno: I think he did.
Cross: Uhh yeah, I bet he did.
MoI: WHAT!?
Gatr: Oh really? How nice of you.
Feraligatr ran over to where MoI was
Gatr: Well sadly, you are to large for me, but I'm sure your neck cuts like butter. Any last words?
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