Ok, startig here cuz you know we can't edit posts yet



Cross: Heh, I thought you might be intrested.
Jerem: Go die
Cross: Shut up
Cross slaps Jerem
Jerem: Fucker
Cross slaps Jerem again
Cross: NOW LOOK HERE, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL KILL YOU!
Jerem:Err... fine, just stop yelling
Cross:Now then... I want you to kill Iggy
Jerem: .... Why?Why don't you do it?
Cross: I hat iggy, and I want to rule and I can't if I have people know I killed Iggy
Jerem: Fine, but only because I'd kill him anyway
Cross: Good good, now, Infernape release him
Infernape let him go
Cross: Now...
Cross hands Jerem A full restore
Jerem uses it on Feraligatr
Feral: Thanks, but are you sure we sholud trust him?
Jerem: Not much of a choice, I would prefer to live ya'know
Feral: Yeah I guess
Cross: Hey Jerem
Jerem: What?
Cross: Take this...
Cross hands Jerem a pokeball
Jerem: What's in it?
Cross: Kyogre
Jerem:WHAT!?
Cross: we were a bit busy with you out of the way, we caught all the legendaries
Jerem: Wow
Cross:Anyway, get going. Iggy's room is down the hall to the left.
Jerem and Feraligatr begin to leave the room
Cross: Oh and Jerem, if you want, I can allow you to be my ambassador if you wish.
Jerem: I'll give it a thought
The two walk out of the room, and head towards Iggy
Cross pulls out a walkie-talkie
Cross: Elder, he is on his way to kill Iggy
Elder (over the walkie-talkie): Good, good. Thank you CrossDragon for informing us.
Cross: It is my pleasure elder


--- other world ---
elder: Oh Jerem, I hope you succede. We need you. That world needs you.


...Feraligatr needs you..


We see Jerem and Feraligatr walking down the hall.
Jerem is examining kyogre's pokeball
Jerem:Wow, this must mean all the legendaries have been caught
Feral: I guess so
They stop in front of Iggy's door
Feral: So uhh, what's the plan?
Jerem: Good question...
Jerem begins to think
Jerem: Well I guess we can ambush him with kyogre. And seeing how kyogre could easily swallow him up, that shield thingy won't do him any good. As for his pokemon, we'll hope he doesn't have time to send them out.
Feral:Got it
They two go through the door
They see Iggy looking through a window
Iggy did not appear to have noticed the two's entrance
Jerem: IGGY_KOOPA, YOUR TIME HAS COME
Iggy turns around shocked
Iggy (stuttering): H...h...how did you...WHAT THE HELL?
Jerem: No time for talk, you die now
Iggy: Ah, do you forget about my shield?
Jerem:nope, GO KYOGRE
Iggy:Kyogre...Where the hell did you get kyogre?
Jerem: A little birdy gave him to me, KYOGRE EAT HIM
kyogre: KYUUUU
Kyogre goes over to Iggy
Iggy:Eek! GO CRESSELIA, GO DARKRAI USE THUNDER WAVE AND DARK VOID
Jerem:FERALIGATR, USE HYDRO CANNON TO BLOCK KYOGRE
Feral: Sweet, never thought you knew I even knew that
Jerem: HURRY!
Feraligatrs blast just barely stops the two attacks from hitting kyogre
Kyogre is up to Iggy
Jerem: Goodbye Iggy
Iggy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO, CRESSELIA, DARK RAI SAVE M---
Kyogre ate Iggy
Jerem: Good job kyogre
Kyo: KYUUUU
Feral: He says no problem
Cresselia and darkrai are waiting for someone to pick up their pokeballs
Jerem walks over to the pokeballs and puts the two back in.
Jerem:I don't like them...What to do....oh, I have an idea. Kyogre, open up
Kyogre opened up it's great mouth
Jerem chucked the pokeballs in
Jerem: I wonder what will happen to them
Feral: <_< Anyway, what now?
Jerem: Well first, COME BACK KYOGRE
Jerem recalled kyogre
Jerem:Now lets take a look out the window
The two walk over to the window and look outside
Jerem: WO
Feral: Not cool Iggy...



What they saw was destruction
They saw statues of Iggy
They saw people and pokemon working
They saw evil


Jerem:Wow
Feral: What the hell did they do?
Jerem: Those fuckers, took control and set everything to work, and what the fuck at those statues, at least if I ruled I would have cool looking ones
Feral: Ok...oh hey, what do we do about CrossDragon?
Jerem: Kill him of course >=]
Feral: >;p But how are we gonna do that?
Jerem took out kyogre's pokeball
Jerem: A new friend...hopefully one that I will not let die...
The two starred down at the floor
Jerem: We will avenfe your deaths...
The two looked up at each other and began to discuss how to take out CrossDragon...



------ several minutes later -------
Jerem: Think it will work?
Feral:Yeah
Jerem: Ok then,GO KYOGRE!
Kyogre comes out of the pokeball
Kyo:KYUUUUUU
Jerem: Kyogre...
Kyo:Kyu?
Jerem: How do you feel about being captured?
Kyo:KYUUU!! KY KYUU!
Feral: He says he is angry
Jerem: Good, kyogre, would you like revenge on those who captured you?
Kyo:KYU!
Feral: he says yes
Jerem: Good good. Now kyogre, help me destroy TLF and all their members, and I will set you free. Even though you really have no choice in the matter for the most part, I think for your sake that..
Kyogre cut him off
Kyo:KYUUUUU!!
Feral: He says he will glady do anything to take them down.
Jerem: Great. Now the next member to die is CrossDragon. Kyogre, I want you to.................................................................................and then.............................................................................finally, you can eat him...............


Jerem: Lets go...
The three head towards the door, as they open it they see Cross
Cross: Ah Jerem, I see you've finished off Iggy. Great job. Now, where is the body?
Jerem: The body?
Cross: Yes, do you expect me to drees up as Iggy? No, I have a ditto for that, GO DITTO!
Ditto comes out of a pokeball
Cross: Now, where is the body?
Jerem: Uhhh, well the body is....
Jerem turns around and looks at kyogre
Jerem: ...inside kyogre
cross: YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BELIEVED EVERYONE WHEN THEY SAID YOU REALLY FED EVERYONE TO YOUR POKEMON BUT GOD DAMN! GO IN THEIR AND GET ME IGGY'S BODY!
Jerem: Shit, I just realized something...
Cross:WHAT!?
Jerem: Iggy may still be alive....



Inside of kyogre's stomach
Iggy: That fool Jerem. He fucking forgot about my shield. That dumbass. I'll have my revenge though.If only I could grab these god damned pokeballs without taking my shield down, but these god damed stomach acids are preventing me from doing that. I guess I mine as well try and climb out
Iggy tries to climb out with no success
Iggy:FUCKER! HOW FUCKING DARE HE!
Iggy tries again but fails
Iggy: Damn you Jerem, I WILL get out of here...


outside
Cross: YOU SUPREME BONEHEAD! I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN THOUGHT OF LETTING YOU OUT FROM THAT VIRTUAL WORLD PLACE
Jerem: Don't worry about it, I'll just climb in with ditto, have him transform into Iggy hopefully he will be unconcious and then get out before anything happens, what could go wrong?
Cross: Well...I guess when you put it that way it seems easier. Fine do it. NOW!
Jerem walked over and picked up ditto
Jerem: open up kyogre, please don't eat me
Kyo:kyu
Feral: he says he'll try not to
Jerem: ok, even though this isn't the plan, I think we can still take down CrossDra....
cross:I CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU!
Jerem: Errr, just watch yourself while im in here
Feral: Got it
Jerem: Well then, into the belly of the beast I go
Jerem climbed in with ditto into kyogre's mouth and began towards his stomach........




A few minutes later
Gatr:So...
Cross: Shut up
Gatr: Fuck you
Cross:Don't fuck with me you waste of air gatr
Gatr:YOU HEAR ME, FUCK YOU CROSS
Cross: Ok, I see how it is, GO FERALIGATR
Cross' robot gatr comes out
Gatr: So you plan on using your bucket of bolts with fake moves to quite me?
Cross's gatr used a thinder move on Feraligatr
Gatr: And it worked :(
Cross: HAHA, ok, come back gatr
Robo gatr was recalled
Kyogre: Hmp, fucking robot. Fucking electric weakness
Gatr: Yeah
Cross: shut the fuck up you two
Kyogre moved towards CrossDragon
Cross looked at it with curiosity
Cross:"double u tee ef" do you think your doing?
Kyogre swatted Cross down with his massive hand/fins whatever the hell they are
Cross *struggling to breathe*: Ahhh Shit this hurts, I knew I should have given Jerem something shitty >_>
Gatr walked over to Cross and slashed his face
Cross: AHH FUCK!
Gatr: Ha, you are a fool Cross
Kyo: Hey
Kyogre coughs
Jerem and an Iggy_Koopa come out
Iggy: Ah, the light, it burns
Jerem: Ugh, your right, we need to instal some lights in there or something because....hey, what did you guys do to Cross?
Kyogre smiled
Jerem: Good job Kyogre, you rock like gatr ^_^
Cross: *cough* Is that Iggy?
Jerem: Yep, the real one too. Your ditto's back there waiting to die.
Cross: Fuck you
Iggy: Cheer up Cross, your death shall not be in vein
Cross: Really?
Iggy:No, you traitor, go fuck yourself
Jerem:Mmk, CrossDragon, you will die now
Cross: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE, WTF JUST HAPPENED?
Jerem: You have lost, good day sir, Feraligatr, your turn
Gatr: 'bout time
Kyogre released CrossDragon
Cross: Fuck this world
Jerem: FINISH HIM FERALIGATR!
Feraligatr ate CrossDragon
Gatr: Fuck him, he tastes like shit
Iggy: Ha, I remember him saying that he would taste good because he wasn't filled with sweets, Serves him right for not liking chocolate eclairs.
Jerem: Who the hell doesn't like chocolate eclairs?
Iggy: CrossDragon >_>. Anyway, thank you Jerem, and thanks for killing Cross, I never liked him anyway
Jerem: Yeah yeah, just be careful the next time we meet
Iggy: Yes
Gatr: Wait, so what's going on?
Jerem: Well you see, I made a bargain with Iggy. I promised to let him live if he came with me on certain conditions.
Gatr: Which were?
Jerem: He must give me his shield device
Gatr:Ok
Jerem: I also asked if he had a libray in which I could study Kyogre's language, he said yes, so we will be heading there next
Gatr: What if he double crosses us?
Jerem: He has agreed to follow us. So no worries
Gatr:Well I guess but...I can still kill him now
Jerem: no, this isn't the way he should die. I want an epic fight. Now, lets head off
Iggy: Yes lets go....

What kinda stupid thing is this? I can't kill my own kind! Iggy's my kin, you fool! *facepalm*

[QUOTE USER="CrossDragon" TIME="1195190691"]What kinda stupid thing is this? I can't kill my own kind! Iggy's my kin, you fool! *facepalm* [/QUOTE]


I'll say what I always fucking say


YOU DON'T DESERVE SPOLIERS!!


(and lern2read between the lines pl0x)

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YESSS I'm FINALLY DEAD!

~~~~~~ Somewhere ~~~~~~~
We see a small, semi-dark room. There is a table with a t.v on it. On the t.v is a video of Jerem, Iggy, and Feraligatr. next to this, was a person sitting in a chair. He was looking at an old photo album. He looked up at the t.v, then put the album away in a drawer. He looked at the t.v again.
???: Jerem...


~~~~~ TLF Library ~~~~~~
We see a birdseye view of the library. It is quite large. In is the shape of a square. It is mostly lined with bookshelves, but in the corners are small reading areas. In one of them was Jerem. He was reading a book, or rather a volume entitled Pokelanguage He was on volume 2/5. He had been awake for several days reading, and was ready to fall asleep any second. In another corner, was Iggy. He was staring at the ceiling, thinking.
Iggy (in thought): Damn, this does not look good for me. Jerem is reading those books extremely fast. I don't know what will happen once he's done. He says he'll let me free, but I don't buy it. He can't be trusted. And even if my some miracle he's telling the truth, that gatr of his will kill me. there is no doubt about that. DAMN YOU FANTASTY, why couldn't you have put windows in here, or at least a second door.
By the first door was Feraligatr, sleeping
Iggy (still in thought): Damn him, why he didn't even bother to put a window in the library kitchen is way beyond me.
There was a little kitchen area in another corner. It was made for those long overday trips to the library.
There has got to be a way to escape. Maybe if I could just sneak past Feraligatr. No, that won't work. Those doors will make too much noise. And definatly I can't out-run that thing. But maybe I could just...no. Well it might...maybe. I could attempt to hide but that won't work. Hey wait, why do I even care? I know he'll kill me. I'd just be speeding things up. ok then. I will try to make my escape, and hide somewhere in this place.
Iggy got up from the couch he was laying on and proceeded to the door. He stopped when he saw Feraligatr. He walked in front of it, and looked at it. He looked in it's mouth. He thought to himself that surely this plan wouldn't work, and that he'd see this again, only this time engulfed by it.
Iggy: It's funny actually. Seeing your death before it happens. I can already see it. He'll chase me down, tackle me, then swallow me up. Heh, another funny thing is that Jerem never noticed Feraligatr's size. This one was much larger than a normal one. I'd figure he's about 15 feet. how he got to be this size is beyond me.


~~~ Somewhere ~~~
The mystery man is looking an the t.v. He see's Iggy. He knows what will happen.



We see Iggy running. Feraligatr is not far behind, and he's catching up.
The mystery man opens his door. He see's Iggy running. He gets out in front of him. When Iggy gets there, the man blocks him.
Iggy: AHHHH MOVE PLEASE!!!!
???: I can't let you get away
Iggy:PLEASE
Feraligatr: Where do you think you're going Iggy?
Iggy turned around and saw Feraligatr, face level with him.
Iggy: So this is it. This is how I die. Stopped by this person, and eaten by a Feraligatr. Just great.
Gatr: Well, you see, Jerem said if you did run away, that I could bring you back, but then you'd have to be inside of Kyogre at all times.
Iggy: No, I want to die. Right here, right now.
Gatr:Why?
Iggy: TLF is over. we can no longer stop you. All our main members are dead. The others have left. I have but one request, though.
gatr: What?
Iggy: Please, leave the remaining TLF'ers alive.
Gatr: Maybe, that is my answer. Maybe. Now, you die.
Iggy: Then I shall.
And with that, Feraligatr opened it's large mouth and took Iggy. Iggy stared ahead as Gatr swallowed him, and soon engulfed in the toxic acids of his stomach.
???: Feraligatr...
Gatr: Who are you? And why did you stop Iggy?
???: I am... Jerem


Gatr: WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU...HOW IS THAT...POSSIBLE?
?Jerem: Listen to me... I will tell you...follow me
Gatr: No " Jerem ". If you say you are Jerem then you will explain it right here.
?Jerem: Very well than. It was a long time ago. A very long time ago.
Gatr: Sounds like a cliche story to me
?Jerem: Quiet you
Gatr: HEY, NO ONE TELLS ME TO BE QUIET!
?Jerem: You will not kill me. We both know that. Not untill I finish, anyway.I have peeked your curiosty.
Gatr: ... fine.
?Jerem: Now then. Back then pokemon and humans lived in a more balanced world than todays. They were used to battle and such, but something just seemed better about it...
Gatr: Were there pokballs back then?
?Jerem: Yes
Gatr: I thought those were fairly new...
?Jerem: No, quite old actually, now stop interupting me
Gatr: Fine
?Jerem: Now then, back to the story. The world was at peace. Until one day, you two came about.
Gatr: Jerem and me? WHAT!?
?Jerem: Yes you two. NOW STOP INTERUPTING ME!
Feraligatr was silent
?Jerem: No one knew where you came from. But wherever you went, there was destruction. None could stop it. The people tried there hardest, but you showed no mercy to anyone or anything. Eventually the people gave up and let you have want you wanted.
Gatr: What did we want?
?Jerem: Control...over everything
Gatr: So we ruled then? i don't see how this cou...
?Jerem: for a long time yes. But it stopped when one day you were killed, or rather lost your soul.
Gatr: ???
?Jerem: Jerem had you go after a certain group that was under suspicion of treachery.
Gatr: so what happened?
?Jerem: They tricked you... into the banishing pit.
Gatr: The what?
?Jerem: They had re-created an old pit that was said to take the soul of any who enter. And so they got you in there and you lost your soul.
Gatr: Really none of this makes sense...
?Jerem: You woke up in front of Jerem. He was in tears. You see, the two of you had created such a bond, that you were pratically able to read minds. So when you lost your soul, Jerem immediatly knew and got you, killing those who did this to you.
Gatr: If that's true then... how am I here?
?Jerem: Here is what happened. Jerem found a way to give you part of his soul. In return, he was to let a new ruler reign, that would be Arceus. also, he was to give up his memories, and you two would be sent into another time in which you would meet again.
Gatr: So what you're saying is... i'm Jerem?
?Jerem: Hahaha, no. What happened is that over time time you were away, both your souls regenerated. Your became your true one again.
Gatr: I see. But I still don't se...
Gatr stopped in mid-sentence realizing that if this story were true, then the figure in front of him was Jerem, or rather, those memories of Jerem.
Gatr: So you... are Jerem's memories?
?Jerem: Yes. There is something else I must tell you, though.
Gatr: What?
?Jerem: Before you too were gone, Jerem set in motion a plan.
gatr: ???
?Jerem: This plan would lead to this place right here, TLF.
Gatr: WHAT?
?Jerem: When I left Jerem, I was left with instructions. I would manage to effect others to create this place. And once this place was created, i waited.
Gatr: How long?
?Jerem: Oh say about... 3,000 years.
Gatr: THIS PLACE IS 3,000 YEARS OLD?
?Jerem: Yes, but it has had some improvements over the years.
Gatr: ok. So umm what now?
?Jerem: I must link back to you two.
Gatr: How?
?Jerem: You must kill me.
Gatr: ??? I don't understand why I need to kill you.
?Jerem: You two are linked again. If you were to consume me, our memories will intertwine and you will become your old selves again.
Gatr: ...
?Jerem: Please Feraligatr... you must
Gatr: But... are you sure?
?Jerem: Yes
Gatr: Then I shall.
Feraligatr picked Jerem up in hands. He looked into his eyes.
?Jerem: What's wrong?
Gatr: I see nothing in your eyes, well past your pupils.
?Jerem: It is said the eyes are the window to the soul, I don't have one.
Gatr: Oh
?Jerem: Now, if you please
Gatr opened his mouth, took on last look at Jerem, and ate him.




~~~~ TLF Library ~~~~
We see Jerem, asleep, dreaming. Memories returned.
Jerem: I'll ask you again, WHAT DID YOU DO TO FERALIGATR?
???: Heh, why we tell you?
Jerem: Because if you don't. I'll do this.
Jerem pulls out an extremely sharp dagger and stabs the person.
???: You are a monster Jerem.
Jerem: Thank you. Now, if you would not liked to get stabbed, tell me, what have you done with Feraligatr?
???: Well if you really must know, hey wait, I thought the stories said you had a link with him.
Jerem: Youu fool, I do not sense him, WHY ELSE WOULD I BE HERE LOOKING FOR HIM?
???: Well you can't save him. We stripped him of his soul.
Jerem: YOU WHAT!?
???: yeah that's right, soul, gone. Now how will you control us Jerem?
Jerem: Well i can start by killing you two.
Jerem stabbed one guy with the dagger, and then the other, killing them.
Jerem: Feraligatr... how could I have done this to you?
Just then, someone burst through the door.
???: WE'VE DONE IT, NOW WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE...
Jerem: Hmm what shall you do? Shall you dump the body in a river?
???: Oh heh Jerem, err we we umm...
Jerem: Hmm? What is it? Cat got your tongue? Well then if that cat took your tongue, I shall take your life.
Jerem took the dagger and stabbed the guy
Jerem then walked outside to see some people dragging Feraligatr's body.
Jerem called out, scaring the people. Jerem ran over to them, running through them with the dagger. When he finished killing them all, he looked at feraligatr.
Jerem: Feraligatr, how could I let this happen to you? HOW? HOW COULD I LET THEM TAKE YOUR SOUL, HOW COULD I BE SO FOOLISH TO THINK THAT THIS WASN'T POSSIBLE. I will avenge you Feraligatr. I will kill everyone, and everything here. I will do that, then find a way to bring you back. What was taken away can always be given back.


~~~~ Several days later ~~~~
Jerem had managed to kill everything within the area. People, pokemon, everything. Jerem then went back to where Feraligatr lay
Jerem: Feraligatr, I have done well. Everything here is dead. But I shall continue on and look for a way to bring to you back. i swear it. Even if I must give up my own, this was my fault, and therefore you should live, not me.
Just then, a light shone. Down from the heavens descended Arceus.
Jerem: What are you?
Arceus: I am Arceus, the new god of the world.
Jerem: Why are you here?
Arceus: I have heard what you said. You are willing to give your soul to this creature.
Jerem: Yes
Arceus: Are you sure?
Jerem: Absolutly
Arceus: Very well then, I shall take your soul, and give it to Feraligatr.
Arceus then took Jerem's soul, and split it and half, then gave it to both Feraligatr and Jerem
Jerem: WHAT? Why... I don't inderstand
Arceus: Jerem, you were willing to give up your existance for this creature, I could not take someone's soul like that. So I split it in half.
Jerem: I still don't understand.
Arceus: They will regenerate over time. Feraligatr's will be restored to his original.
Jerem: How long?
Arceus: About 3,000 years
Jerem: ???? I will be dead
Arceus: no, you simpleton
Jerem: >_>
Arceus: you shall be reborn in aprox. 3,000 years
Jerem: Oh, but what if we never meet up?
Arceus: I will make sure you do.
Jerem: Thank you.
Arceus: There is one problem though.
Jerem: What?
Arceus: I must remove your memories.
Jerem: WHY?
Arceus: I must. That is why.
Jerem: So all of this, I will never remember?
Arceus: Not excatly, your memories shall be around.
Jerem: ???
Arceus: 3,000 your memories a diferent person intil you come.
Jerem: Well if I must...can you give me a minute?
Arceus: Yes
Jerem began to think
Jerem: Damn, what can I do? There has to be something. Hmm he said my memories will stay. I HAVE AN IDEA! I must think to destroy any evidence of how to do something of this. That way no more risks. I also must establish a place for my memories to be safe. Ok think, think, think. Ok, now hopefully, this will work.
Jerem: I am ready.
Arceus: Lay next to Feraligatr.
Jerem did as told.
Suddenly Feraligatr woke up
Gatr: Ugh my head, what happened?
Jerem: FERALIGATR!
Gatr: Jerem, what happened to me?
Jerem: Do not worry about that now. We are going somewhere.
Gatr: Where?
Jerem thought about it
Gatr: ??? WHY?
Again Jerem thought about it
Gatr: Oh. Then we must.
Arceus: I shall begin.
Jerem: See you in 3,000 years.
Gatr: Yeah
Arceus: Now close your eyes...





~~~~~~ 3,000 years later ~~~~~~
"Jerem, went to the pool. I have'nt swam in several days. And I am cold blooded after all.
~ Feraligatr

Jerem was reading the note that Feraligatr had left him
Jerem (thinking): Feraligatr, can you hear me?
No response
Jerem: I guess it may take some time for the link to be restablished.
Jerem was a bit shaken from what had happened overnight. But his memories were restored. He got up from the seat and walked around the library, unaw
are the Iggy was dead.
Jerem: Wait, if Feraligatr isn't here, SHIT, THAT MEANS IGGY COULD HAVE ESCAPED!
Jerem ran out the library. He ran the same path Iggy had. He stopped where there was a picture on the ground. It was the same one Jerem's memories had looked at.
Jerem: What's this? AHHH it's... that picture Arceus gave me after I was seperated.
It was a picture of Jerem, sitting on Feraligatr's snout.
Jerem: This... how did Arceus get it? There were no camera back then. So how...
Jerem looked to the side and saw an open door. He walked in and saw a t.v. On it was Jerem, inside the room.
Jerem: This t.v... I remember, it shows the person who watches it. Not much use to me...but for my memories it was. This must mean that photo album is here too.
Jerem looked inside the drawer and saw the album. Jerem looked inside and saw tons of photos of back 3,000 years ago. There was one picture that stook out to Jerem.It was a picture of Feraligatr losing his soul. You could see Feraligatrs soul coming out, and feraligatr expanding so it could fit. Jerem quickly put it back
Jerem: That is behind us now. I must go see Feraligatr...


~~~~~ TLF Pool ~~~~~~
Feraligatr was swimming. It was the middle of the day. Feraligatr knew Jerem would wake up anytime soon and come here. Feraligatr looked down. He was standing in the far end of the pool. He had never noticed he was actually larger than the average feraligatr. but then again, he wasn't your average Feraligatr. Turns out, the soul removal was the cause. His soul expanded his body so it could fit. apparently it needed to double it.
Feraligatr (thinking): Jerem... Can you here?
No answer
Gatr: Ok, that won't work, guess I gotta wait.
Suddenly the pool doors burst open and out came Jerem
Jerem: Feraligatr...
Gatr: JEREM
Jerem: Feraligatr... those days without you. Nightmares. I didn't think I could really bring you back, but Arceus he...
Jerem stopped when he remembered Arceus was dead
Jerem: Arceus... I failed to protect him, after all he did for us.
Feraligatr: It's ok. All that matters right now is that we're back.
Jerem: I guess...Hey, I found this picture, do you remember it?
Jerem showed Feraligatr the picture of Jerem on his snout
Gatr: Heh, of course. It was before we did anything. We were in that meadow. I saw a spoink and tried to eat it.
Jerem laughed
Jerem: But it bounced to much and you couldn't keep your mouth shut. So you had me sit on it. But after about two seconds I fell off and the spoink got away.
Feraligatr: Yeah, it was kinda of funny. But now, that wouldn't be a problem.
Feraligatr picked Jerem up and put him on his snout
Jerem: Hmm, well I actully like the new size. you could almost never swallow people before. But now, now you can, and the size will surely scare people.
Gatr: Yeah I...
When Feraligatr talked, Jerem fell off into the pool
Gatr: ehh heh, whoops
Jerem: >_>
Gatr: Heh well, what do we do now?
Suddenly a hovering t.v screen flies down from over the TLF building. A distored voice talks
???: Hello Jerem, Feraligatr.
Gatr: apparently I spoke too soon >_>
???: Do you know who this is?
Jerem: No
Gatr: No
???: This is the leader of The Anti Noob Forretress
Jerem: What is that?
???: WHAT, YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF US!?
Jerem: Nope
???: Well then I sh....
Jerem: Shut up, yes. See you're not gonna tell us to do something, you got that? We're now running this meeting.
???: Such bold words.
Jerem: Than here's a bolder action...
Jerem: Feraligatr, can you hear me?
gatr: Huh, wo. This is weird.
Jerem: We can talk telepathically.
Gatr: Awesome, but how come it didn't work before?
Jerem: I don't know, maybe it only works in close proximity. Anyway, I want you to get out of the pool.
Gatr: Why?
Jerem: We are done with this guy. As soon as I'm out you smash that thing all right?
Gatr: Understood.
Jerem and Feraligatr got out of the pool
???: What do you think you're doing?
Jerem: Being bold of course, I look forward to seeing you soon.
Feraligatr understood the sign and punched the t.v, which fell to the water where it made a bunch of tiny sparks.

Jerem: Heh, well now we know what to do.
Gatr: So we're going to that place?
Jerem: Yep... OH, I forgot.
Gatr: What?
Jerem: Kyogre, I left the pokeball in the library. We need to go get it.
Gatr: Oh, hey can we pick up that photo album? I looked over it before and it helped me remember a few things.
Jerem: Yeah, that'd be a good idea.
Gatr: Hey, can we race?
Jerem: Err... I think you'd have just a slight advantage.
Gatr: I don't think so.
Jerem: Do you remember that one time?
Gatr: Umm...
Jerem: I needed you to go to that one area to kill some people.
Gatr: Oh that, the one where those guys were...
Jerem: They were... err I forgot.
Gatr: Me too.
Jerem: Well anyway, they were about 10 miles outside of where we were. You were back within the hour >_>
Gatr: I see your point.
Gatr: Ok, enough mind talk, what if I take the long way?
Jerem: you'd probably still win but... ok. On your mark, get set...
Jerem: Go
Jerem took off running while Feraligatr was standing there for a moment.
Gatr: Hey cheater.
Feraligatr then took off running


Jerem never made it to the library...


Jerem was running. He was going as fast as he could. He ran past empty halls, and empty doorways. Suddenly, he ran into a wire.
He made a small yelp in pain and shook it off, but was whacked over the head and was knocked unconscious.

Jerem woke up tied to a chair.
Jerem: Ugh, where am I?
???: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH IGGY!?
Jerem: uhh, please don't yell.
???: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH IGGY?
Jerem: I don't respond to yelling.
???: Oh? How about a threat?
Jerem: What kind?
???: Death.
Jerem: Less expectance, more proof.
???: look to your left
Jerem turned to the left.
Jerem: There is nothing there...
???: I MEANT THE RIGHT, JEEZ.
Jerem turned to the right
Staring at him was Kyogre, mouth slightly open. Kyogre was so close that Jerem could feel it's breathing.
Jerem: Kyogre...
Kyogre: Jerem... I am sorry for this.
???: Now answer me, what have you done with Iggy?
Jerem: well if you must know, Iggy is dead.
???: WHAAT!?
Jerem: Yep dead
[I]Jerem: Feraligatr... can you hear me??
???: Bastard, I will kill you now. Kyogre if you please.
Kyogre: Jerem, I am sorry, but I must.
Jerem: Guyaaaho
Kyogre: kyu
???: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?
Jerem: Oh you don't know? I guess your poketranslator is broken. And um, before you kill me, can I learn your name?
???: It's katsu
Jerem: Well Katsu, I bet you feel pretty good taking down the great Jerem.
Katsu: I do.
Jerem: FERALIGATR!
Gatr: Where are you?
Jerem: FERALIGATR!
Gatr: WHAT?
Jerem: I'm trapped, in a room, apparently close by. My captor, Katsu, is going to get kyogre to eat me. Well actually we managed to sneak in something he didn't know. So really it's all good.
Gatr: So what do you want me to do?
Jerem: Just look for Someone that's not me to come out a door.
Gatr: Ok...
Katsu: HEY JEREM! SNAP OUTTA IT!
Jerem: Huh, oh err right so. Time for me to die eh?
Katsu: Yes. Kyogre, now please.
Kyogre: Good bye Jerem.
Jerem: Bye
Jerem: Feraligatr, see you in a few minutes
Kyogre opened up it's mouth and Katsu took the chair and pushed it into Kyogre's mouth.
Kyogre then "swallowed" Jerem. But really pushed him under it's tongue.
Katsu: Heh, the mighty Jerem, falls to me, Katsu. I could use a drink.
Katsu walks out the door.
Feraligatr was waiting for him.
Feraligatr pounced on Katsu.
Katsu screamed, but Feraligatr quickly took his life.
Feraligatr then walked into the room.
He sees Jerem trying to get out, but to no avail.
Feraligatr walks over and pulls Jerem out, then unties him.
Jerem: Thanks
Gatr: No problem
Jerem: And thank you Kyogre.
Kyo: Anytime
Jerem looked around for Kyogre's pokeball and found it on a table, and recalled Kyogre.
Jerem: Now, to get that book.
Gatr: Right.
The two set out to get the photo album
When they got there, Feraligatr picked up the book.
Feraligatr: So this, it holds pictures of what we have done.
Jerem Yes, hey, what's that on the back?
Gatr: Where?
Jerem: Look, there
Gatr: Oh
Feraligatr tore the back open with his claw
out popped out 2 items



a dagger




... and a pokeball



Jerem picked up the pokeball.
Jerem: C...could this be... Feraligatr... This is your pokeball.
Gatr: No...it can't be, can it?
Jerem: It feels familiar. How about we try it?
Gatr: Fine.
Jerem: Return, Feraligatr.
Feraligatr went inside the pokeball
Jerem: So it is... go feraligatr.
Feraligare came out
Gatr: It is. Gah! I hate that thing, but you never made me go in it. I don't know why you kept it.
Jerem:I kept it because...
Jerem: I don't understand, my memories should have returned, so why can I not remember?
Gatr: I'm getting the same thing.
Jerem: Hopefully they will come back
Jerem: Hmm...
Gatr: What?
Jerem: What would happen if I...
Gatr: WHAT!?
Jerem: Well this thing must exist for you not to remain catchable, but I can't have someone getting there hands on it. So what would happen if... THAT'S IT!
Gatr: I would like to know what idea you have...
Jerem: Feraligatr, there is a way for it to exist and yet have no risk of being found.
Gatr: How?
Jerem: By keeping it with Kyogre of course.
Gatr: Explain.
Jerem: We need to go to Hoenn, we return Kyogre, and Kyogre can keep your pokeball and it's, to prevent anyone else from catching it ever again.
Gatr: Oh... I guesss that works.
Jerem: Yes, go Kyogre
Jerem sent Kyogre out
Kyo: Hmm?
Jerem: Kyogre, we are going to Hoenn, we will return you, but we ask but one favor.
Kyo: Yeah?
Jerem: These two pokeballs
Jerem held Kyogre's and Gatr's pokeball in his hand.
Jerem: We want you to keep these with you.
Kyo: Why?
Jerem: If you protect them, no one will get them, and thus, you and Feraligatr are protected from capture.
Kyo: Oh, that makes sense.
Jerem: Yes
Gatr: How are we gonna get there?
Kyo: We can swim. Hoenn is full of water and...
Jerem: well as much as that would work for you two, I would prefer not to drown.
Gatr: we could stay above water.
Jerem: oh, i didn't think about that >_>
kyo: so we can do that.
Jerem: I guess so.
Gatr: Then let's go.
Jerem: Yeah, oh wait, I forgot that dagger.
Jerem bent over to pick up the dagger.
When he touched it, he got a flashback
Jerem: I'm telling you, your tooth will come out.
Gatr: No it won't.
Jerem: It's a damn rock.
Gatr: So?
Jerem: If you bite a rock with your loose tooth chances are it will fall out.
Gatr: I bet it won't.
Jerem: I bet it will.
Gatr: So it's a bet eh?
Jerem: You bet.
Gatr: >_>
Jerem: Err sorry.
Gatr: Well what are you willing to bet?
Jerem: hmm, I bet I could go a week without killing.
Gatr: Heh, you couldn't.
Jerem: You couldn't either.
Gatr: True. well lets see what happens.
Feraligatr bit a large piece of diamond
his tooth fell out
Gatr: ... Oww
Jerem: Ha, I told you
Gatr: ugh, what do you want me to do?
Jerem: Nothing, I just wanted the tooth ^_^
Gatr: ...
Jerem picked up the tooth
Gatr: What are yuo gonna do with it?
Jerem: Make a dagger...


~~~~~~ Water ways- Sinnoh - hoenn ~~~~~~~~
We see Feraligatr and Kyogre swimming. Jerem is laying on Kyogre's back Jerem was examining the dagger
Jerem: This dagger...
Gatr: Hmm?
Jerem: Don't you remember? The blade of this dagger is your tooth.
Gatr: I don't remember.
Jerem let me see if I can find a picture...
Jerem looks through the photo album
He doesn't find a picture
Jerem: Damn, hey wait, why are you even swimming?
Gatr: Because?
Jerem: Well you know I only need Kyogre and I have your pokeball...
Gatr: Huh? No way.
Jerem: Then I guess I have to do this.
Jerem: Feraligatr, return
Gatr: >_>
Feraligatr returned to the pokeball
But quickly after, he broke out
Jerem: Heh
Gatr: >=/ what was that for?
Jerem: I just remembered that when we were betting on your tooth, we also bet if you could stay in a pokeball for long. I was hoping that would make you remember.
Gatr: It didn't.
Kyogre: Wo, Feraligatr. Where'd you go?
Gatr: Up here.
Kyo: Oh.
Jerem: Feraligatr, touch the dagger.
Gatr: why?
Jerem: It made me remember, it should help you.
Feraligatr touched it
Gatr: Nothing.
Jerem: damn.


~~~~ Later in the day ~~~~
Kyogre is talking to a passing wailord
Feraligatr is asleep on next to Jerem
Jerem is thinking how to get Feraligatr to remember





???: What's this? Jerem is alive? HA! This should be intresting then.


Jerem: What can I do to make Feraligatr remember? Hey what are kyogre and that wailord talking about?
Kyo: So yeh, blah blah blah, Rayquazza comes and forces Groundon on me too sleep blah blah blah.
Wail: Wow.
Jerem: Hey wait, did I just understand that wailord? I never read about them... maybe I knew how to speak it long ago.



???: I'm getting tired, but I must wait for the right time.




~~~~ Night ~~~~
???:Ok, it is time.
??? pulls out a small microphone
???:Wailord
Wail:Huh?
???: Wailord, I want you to eat those 3.
Wail: Why?
???: THAT IS JEREM!
Wail: Ok then...


Jerem: Hey, what's going on?
Jerem, who was not asleep, could see wailord's giant mouth closing over them.
Jerem: Damn it, i'm not in the mood. Feraligatr, kyogre wake up.
They did not respond
Jerem: WAKE UP!
Still they did not respond [/]
Jerem: God damn it.
[I] Jerem: FERALIGATR, WAKE UP!
Gatr: AHH!
Jerem: GET UP! QUICK!
Gatr Why?
Jerem: open your eyes
Feraligatr does so
Gatr: Wo.
Suddenly a voice is heard.
???: Hello Jerem.
Jerem: Wh.. what the hell?
???: As you can see, my wailord is about to eat you.
Jerem: ...
???: However, I offer you a choice.
Jerem: Oh?
???: Either you or Feraligatr And Kyogre will be set free. I give you a minute to make your choice.
Jerem: Whoever you are, I don't need a minute. I want Feraligatr and Kyogre to be free.
Gatr: Jerem...
???: Wise choice Jerem, however, I did not care which you chose.
Jerem: Huh?
???: Jerem, I promise to you that your pokemon will live, but not forever... Wailord, let Jerem out.
Jerem: Do you really think it will be that easy?
???:......
Jerem: Feraligatr... you two must live. Whatever happens, but if some how it comes to a choice between you two, do not hesitate to get rid of Kyogre. you got that Feraligatr? I have the dagger, we shall see each other again...soon I hope.
Wailord had been fiddling with it's tongue to find Jerem, which when it got, pushed Jerem out of it's mouth.
Jerem: Feraligatr...
Wailord swam off, leaving Jerem alone in the water
Jerem: Just great, now I'm alone and have no idea where I am.
???:Well who do we have here?
Someone on a lapras appears
Jerem: Who are you?
???: I'm L-beast. And I can see you are Jerem.
Jerem: Yes.
L: Ah, so where is your Feraligatr? Is he waiting here to kill me?
Jerem: I wonder what will happen if I say yes.
Jerem: Yes...
L: Oh, well I have reason to believe other wise.
Jerem: Fuck
Jerem: Well what makes you say that?
L-beast pulls out a walkie-talkie
???: Hello Jerem
Jerem: Wait, that's the same voice. That should mean they're somewhere around here...
Gatr: I can hear you.
Jerem: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!?
Gatr: It's fun listening to your thoughts.
Jerem: Hey, why can't I hear yours?
Gatr: I don't know.
Jerem: Well anyway, are you ok?
Gatr: Yes, Kyogre and I are fine. This person, Ruesap set up some sort of mini base inside of Wailord.
Jerem: Wow. Wait, why aren't you attacking Ruesap?
Gatr: We're in seperate areas. It's divided in half.
Jerem: So why aren't you going over there?
Gatr: Stomach acid is blocking path.
Jerem: Oh.
Gatr: There's something I need to tell you.
Jerem: Yeah?
Gatr: I...I managed to get the pokeballs, but the album is gone.
Jerem: ... We can worry about that later.
Gatr: Hey you should pay attention, Ruesap is about to explode from shouting into that mic for you to listen.
Jerem: Oh, well than, see you later.

Ruesap: JEREM, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING POWER ABUSER, LISTEN TO ME!
Jerem: Why should I?
Ruesap: I CAN'T FUCKING HERE YOU!
Jerem: L-beast, let me up.
L: fine.
Lapras hoisted Jerem up
As Jerem got on, he carefully concealed the dagger from L-beast.
Jerem then took the walkie-talkie
Jerem: Ok, who are you?
Ruesap: My name is Ruesap. I have your precious Feraligatr right here. Now listen to me...
Jerem: Right there? Let me speak to him.
Rue: No.
Jerem: Then I won't listen.
Rue: Then I shall kill him.
Jerem: Oh? Well then I shall kill L-beast.
Jerem swiftly pulled out the dagger, and put it up the L-beast's throat.
L: Ruesap, he's got me.
Rue: Then I shall kill Gatr right now.
Jerem: Well Ruesap, that would work. however, it seems you underestimate me. You see, if that were true, then Feraligatr would have killed you. Now, here's what you're gonna do.
Rue: ...
Jerem: One, your gonna release Feraligatr and Kyogre.
Two, you're going to show yourself, and I may kill you.
If you do not do this, than I shall kill L-beast.
L: i'm afraid you over looked one detail. LAPRAS, KNOCK HIM OFF AND USE ICE BEAM!
Lapras threw Jerem off it's back and shot an ice beam at it, but it missed.
Jerem seeing an oppritunity, swam under Lapras and stabbed it.
Lapras: AHH, L-BEAST, HELP ME!
L: WHAT ARE YOU DOING LAPRAS? GET HIM!
Lapras: I CAN'T, HE FUCKING STABBED ME!
Jerem had left the dagger in and swam to the surface
Jerem: Hurts to not be understood, eh Lapras?
Lapras: GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!
Jerem: Lapras, if I did that, things would shift in your favor, and I can't have that.
Rue: WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE!?
L: Lapras is being a bitch.
Lap: ME!?
Jerem: Lapras, how can I trust you?
Lap: I DON'T KNOW, JUST GET IT OUT OF ME! I PROMISE NOT TO DO ANYTHING L-BEAST SAYS!
Jerem: Very well, but I will stab you again of you're lying.
L-beast, who grew very annoyed at Lapras, started hitting it's shell to do something.
Jerem swam under Lapras to remove the dagger.
Lapras then calmed down
L: DO SOMETHING!
Jerem: Lapras, if you would be so kind as to knock L-beast off.
Lap: I... fine.
Lapras knocked L-beast into the water.
Jerem: Ruesap, if you can hear this, then you will come here right now, or L-beast WILL die.
Rue: O...in....bu....tr..ogre...
wailord quickly returned, and opened it's mouth reveiling Kyogre and Feraligatr
Jerem: I'm waiting for you ruesap.
Ruesap soon came up
Jerem: Kill Ruesap
Gatr: With pleasure
Feraligatr turned, and ate Ruesap.