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and NOW for the continueation....
------ Several weeks later -----
We see Jerem in his chamber, tired and weak
Jerem: Please can you take this off me? I don't even though if I can move my fingers...
Jerem was reffering to the straight jacket which had not been taken off since it was put on.
Zero: No. You can take it off when you....
Jerem cut zero off
Jerem: I WILL FOR THE 9000TH TIME NOT DO THAT!
Zero: Well that is the only way
Jerem: Fine then, put I swear too you that I will not have Feraligatr die to save myself.
Zero: Suit yourself
Zero walks out of the room, leaving Jerem to eat his small meal.
Jerem: At least it's almost time to see Feraligatr.... I think.
We see Feraligatr in his chamber. He is angry at thrashing about.
Feral: FERAL!!
Zero: I'm going to assume that's a no.
Feraligatr did not move
Zero: Well that is the only way for you to be free, sacrafice Jerem to save yourself.
Feraligatr began th thrash again.
Zero: C'mon, why do you need him? You could support yourself. C'mon, who needs him? WHY DO YOU NEED HIM! WHY! WHY WHY WHY!
Feraligatr began to tear a little
Feral: Because I cannot live without him...
------ Feraligatr's childhood ------
We see a younger elder in a room with Feraligatr, who is a totadile.
Elder: I see you're more than happy to be out here
The young totadile was thrilled to be away from that storage room.
totadile: TODA!!
Elder: Yes, we do have a language barrier, but today I want to tell some information about when you get a trainer.
totadile nodded
Elder:Well first........................................................................................Then you will go here and.........................................................And you see this will affect........................................
Totadile began to drowze, but he heard something that caught his intrest
Elder: Finnaly, There is one really important thing you must remember. You're trainer dies, YOU die
Totadile tilted his head in confussion
Elder: Well you see, you will create a bond, on a high level that connects the two of you. Eventually, that bond will strenghen so much, that the pain of one will affect the other. The same goes for all other emotions, including death. Of course your trainer won't know so you must be cautious. Now, time for you to return....
Zero: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY........
Zero continued saying why
Feraligatr tried to break free from the chains, but no success
Feral: You're really annoying
Zero: What the hell, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE SAYING!
Feraligatr smiled a bit
Zero: Well fuck you then. Heres your god damned food
Zero slides a plate to Feraligatr, who managed to barely pick it up and eat the food
Zero: Now you get to go see you're precious trainer...
Several guards walk in and began to take Feraligatr away, cautiously
Jerem: So bored...
Suddenly some guards walk into the room. Without a word they escort Jerem to the room, where he sees Feraligatr.
Jerem: Hey Feraligatr
Feral: Hey Jerem
Jerem: You holding up all right?
feral: Yeah, you?
Jerem: I'm ok. Now time to get to work...
Jerem walked over to the glass and began to bang it with his head
Feral: I'm surprised you don't get a concussion from doing that all the time. I doubt it will work but...
Jerem stopped for a minute
Jerem: IT WILL WORK! I may lose many many many brain cells, but I can already tell the glass is weakining.
feral: really?
Jerem: Yeah, by the feel of it, a few more months and it will collapse...
Sudeddenly guards walk in
Guard: TIME IS UP!!
Jerem (thinking): It will be for you in a few months....
---- A few months later ----
We see Jerem in his small chamber, sleeping
He is dreaming of escape...
We see Feraligatr in his chamber, awake
He is thinking of failure...
Zero walks into Jerems chamber
Zero: WAKE YOUR ASS UP!
Jerem woke up angirly
Jerem: Zero lose
Zero got mad at him saying that
Zero: WHAT THE FUCK!
Jerem heard it from yesterday from a guard
Jerem: ZEOR LOSE ZERO LOSE!!!
Zero: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Zero passes Jerem his food and leaves
Jerem: Good bye Zero...
Zero walks into Feraligatr's room
Zero: WAKE U-- Oh, nevermind
Zero passes feraligatr his food and leaves
Feral: Go die...
--- several hours later ---
Jerem and Feraligatr are in the room
Jerem: Ok, I'm going to really ram it.... 3...2..1.. AHHHHHHH
Jerem charges full speed at the glass, and he hits it with his entire body.
The glass shatters
Feral: IT WORKED!
Jerem ( in pain): Yeah...
Jerem walks over to Feraligatr
Jerem: can you get this off me? quickely...
Feraligatr manages to cut the straight jacket with his tooth
Jerem: Finally I can move my hands again.. Now let me get those off you
Jerem unhooks the chains, and takes the muzzle off Feraligatr
Feral: Thanks, now for escape....
----- Jerems mom's house -----
We see her baking a cake
Suddenly some guards run in, breaking down the door. They are holding these light beam type sticks.
guards: You're under arrest ma'am
mom: WHAT!?
Guard: Yoooouuu aaarrreee uuunnndeerr arrreessttt
mom:
What for?
guards: your son has lead to the downfall of arceus.
mom: WHAT!?
guard: Now you shal lbe executed here for punishment for bringing forth that demon child....
Mom: WAIT!!!
guard: What?
Mom: What will happen to Jerem?
guard: He can still do whatever he pleases, now say good-bye
Mom:WAIT!! HE'S NOT MY SON........
--- back to Jerem ---
They are discussing what they will do
Jerem: Ok, get in position
Feraligatr walked over to the left of the door
suddenly the guards walk in
Guard: TIMES U--- HEY WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Jerem: Whaa? This is my room, feraligatr's is on that side
Guard: Oh ok... WAIT, WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING!?
Jerem motion Feraligatr to attack
Jerem: Good bye
Feraligatr violently clawed the guard, then ate him, but not before other guards had arrived
Jerem: GO FERALIGATR!!!
Feral: FERAL!!
---- SEVERAL MINUTES LATER -----
There are many dead guards on the ground. Jerem and Feraligatr are running and trying to find an exit.
Zero appears from one of the doors
Zero: WHAT THE HELL!
Jerem: SICK 'IM FERALIGATR!
Feraligatr charged over to Zero and ate him
Jerem: Guess what Zero lose, you lost
The two continued on down the hall way.
Finnaly they find a door with the word exit over it.
They go through it.
They appear to be walking thorugh some kind of lab
Jerem: What is this place?
Feral: looks like a lab
They walk through it, seeing all kinds of weird things in beakers and testubes.
Suddenly the loud speaker goes off
Its the voice of Iggy_Koopa
Iggy: Attention Jerem, go to the room on your left, I would like to have a word with you. That is all
Jerem: Well, uhh should we do it?
Feral: Sure, not like he can stop us.
Jerm: Right. Wait, didn't he take us down before?
Feral: Ummm... I can't remember
Jerem: Oh well. Lets go....
The two silently walk to the door. Jerem opens it and sees Iggy_Koopa
Iggy: welcome Jerem
Jerem: What do you want?
Iggy: I will explain id due time Jerem. Now please, sit down.
Jerem: no
Iggy: sit
Jerem: NO
Iggy: I FUCKING SAID SIT YOU LITTLE PRICK! DAMN, KNOW WONDER WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU!
Jerem: There we go with the yelling and all....
Iggy: SHUT THE GOD DAMN FUCK UP!
Jerem: Well if you wanna play the bitching game.... WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU KILL ARCEUS!? I HOPE YOU DIE!
Iggy: FUCK YOU, ARCEUS IS A WIMP. ALL HAIL IGGYBATO! I WILL MAKE SURE THAT...
Jerem: FUCK! I CAN'T TAKE THIS YELLING!
Jerem looked at Feraligatr who was a little surprised from the yelling
Jerem: Feraligatr, I have no time for this, kill him
Feraligatr obeyed the command and charged after Iggy
Iggy: You fool. I have that shield on you dip shit
Jerem: Hrrr... what shiled
Feraligatr stopped when he hit Iggy's shield
Iggy:Oh yes, I forgot that we drained your memory when you came here.
Jerem: What?
Iggy: You are a fool Jerem, and your gatr is too.
Feral: Bitch, no one tells me off like that.
Iggy: WELL GUESS WHAT!? I JUST DID!
Feral: Hrmm... do you understand me?
Jerem: impossible
Iggy: Shut up Jerem, god you're annoying. Yes you gyardos wannabe, I can indeed understand you with my new poketranslator 2000. Technology for the win no?
Jerem: ....
Feral: ....
Iggy: Anyway, enough of your antics. I shall now explain my master plan too you as you become frozen where you are...
And with that, the floor freezes Jerem and Feraligatr is place
Jerem: Fuck
Iggy: Step one was too destroy arceus to have supreme rule
step two is to control all the people with our brain control units
step three was to live happily ever after
Jerem: And I fucked you over right?
Iggy: you did take out Fanasty, whick messed us up but that's ok. I'd rather rule by myself then with all the others, so I owe you a thanks for taking all those mods and admins out.
Jerem: Hmp
Iggy: Well, since I can't have you running around stopping me, I have other palns for you. One in which you will have less that a millionth of a hundreth of a decimal chance of escaping
Jerem: As long as its not zero....
Iggy: SHUT UP! I'M NOT DONE YET
Feral: Go die
Iggy: NO YOU
Jerem: NO YOU
Iggy: SHUT UP! Anyway, you will be in a virtual world area, with your memory drained as a member of TLF.
Jerem: WHAT!?
Feral: And me?
Iggy:You will be in a different simulation, one in which you are defensless and constantly eaten.
Feral: ...
Iggy: As for you Jerem, i'm thinking gameboy3333 as your name
Jerem: Why?
iggy: So you can be made fun of of course!
Jerem: Well that's great and all, but how do you plan on getting us there, Feraligatr has been free for a while now
Iggy looks at Feraligatr feet and sees them free
Iggy: Too bad, GO DARKRAI, USE DARK VOID ON THOSE TWO
Darkrai: DARK!!
dark void hits both of them head on
Iggy: Owned...
We see Jerem and Feraligatr just waking up.
They are in these weird chairs that look like a virtual reality type thingy.
Iggy:Damn you guys take a while to wake up.
Jerem: uhh... Will I ever get a good rest again?
Feral: hrr I wish
Iggy: Shut up you two, this wil lbe the last time you see this world before you go in so make the most f it.
Feraligatr tries to get out of the chair, but he is tied down to hard
Feral:Crap
Jerem: How long?
Iggy: How long what?
Jerem:HOW LONG TILL WE GO IN AND HOW LONG WILL BE IN?
Iggy: 2 minutes, and the rest of your lives
The two shuddered
Jerem: So you will like rule over this land forever?
Iggy: yep, now say your damn good-byes....
Unless...
Jerem: What?
Iggy: A full memory sweep, and be my minions.
Jerem and Feraligatr: NO!
Iggy: suit youselves, one minute left.
Jerem and Feraligatr looked at each other
Jerem: Well... guess this is good bye
Feral: Yeah
Jerem: Well this certainly was fun
Feral: Yeah
Iggy: Yeah ok great you to had your good byes...now
Iggy walks over to a machine and begins to press some buttons
helmets go over Jerem and Feraligatr's faces
Jerem: Good bye..........
Iggy pulls a switch
With a last attempt to save himslef, Ferailgatr shoots a hydro pump at the machine
But nothing happened
Iggy: Water resistant, gotta love it
And with that, Jerem and Feraligatr were in the machines
But all hope is not lost, for CrossDragon had seen what had gone on.
Could he save them?
Would he save them?
Only time will tell....
-------- Jerem --------
Wiik: HEY GAYBOY, WAKE YOUR SORRY ASS UP!
Jerem was in a room at the TLF headquarters.
His memory is almost 100% of the ourside world
And he is gameboy3333 now
Game:Hmm...Oh right, sorry wiik
Wiik: YEAH YOU BETTER BE GAYBOY!
Game: Shut the fuck up
Wiik: No u
Game: Go die
Wiik: no u
As wiik goes on with his "no u" comments, Gameboy gets dressed
Gameboy walks out of the room, and heads towards the IRC room, where a bickering chat room awaits
Game: Hi guys
Dawn: HIYA
Ruesap:morning
Menofuntall:hi
Zero hi
Game:What's going on?
Ruesap: Oh nothing really we're just.........
---- outside world ----
We see CrossDragon pacing up and down in a room
Cross: omg omg omg what do I do?
CrossDragon wasn't sure what the hel lto do about what he saw
Cross: omg omg omg, is this good or bad? now we have no opposition but....those two were cool. And they killed wiik, which was awesome.But Fant is also gone, bit iggy, he's cool and all but I don't care for him. Oh what to do?
---------- several weeks later -----------
Jerem and Feraligatr are still in the virtual reality program.
Iggy: Ha, I am so cool.I'm going to have a statue made to show off my coolness.
Polite: Wow. That is cool.
Iggy: yeah
Polie: Hey, will you be listining to my radio show tommorow?
Iggy: I'll try, IRC, #zeroradio right?
Polite: yeah, it will be great.
Iggy:cool. Anyway, see ya. I'm off to see how those two are doing.
Polite: See ya master Iggy.
Iggy walks out of the room.
We see him walking to the chamber.
He goes in and goes up to the control pannel.
He presses a button and two screens pop up.
He laughs when he sees Gameboy facepalming wiik.
He looks over to Feraligatr screen to see a defensless totadile being fed to a sharpedo
Iggy: HAHAHAHA, oh this is golden.
Iggy presses a button and the screens go black.
---- Jerem ----
Game: DAMN YOU WIIK, STOP CALLING ME GAYBOY!
Gameboy facepalms wiik....again
Wiik: GAYBOY GAYBOY
Game: Fine, fuck you... GATR POWERS ACTIVATE
Wiik: Wtf, loser
Nothing noticable changes about gameboy
Game: AHHHHHH
Gameboy tackles wiik, then starts punching him.
Wiik: AHHH YOU BITCH, GTFO ME!
Game: STOP CALLING ME GAYBOY!
wiik: NEVAH!
Gameboy punches Wiik in the place where you do not want to get punched in
Game: WHAT NOW PUNK!
Wiik remains on the floor, struggling to breath
Wiik: I hate you
Gameboy kicks wiik in the face
Game: your kittys suck.
Gameboy walks away.
-----C.Dragon-----
Cross: ok umm I think I know what to do. I'll just pretend nothing happened. yeah that's it. Everything will be fine. It doesn't make any difference. Although Iggy is being a bitch.Oh hey, Polite' radio show is on tommorow. I should ask him on IRC how to tune in.
------- A few months later --------
We see Iggy sitting in his office, looking out a window. He sees the world he has dremt is almsot complete. He sees people controlled by him erecting a statue of pure gold and platinum.
Iggy: Yes yes everything is going fine.
Cross:Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok, I can do this.
CrossDragon was walking to the room in which Jerem and Feraligatr were in.
Cross: Just press the button and they'll be free.Then Help them take over and ask for a seed of power in their new world order.
Cross continues to the room.
He walks over to the control panel and sees the "release" button
Cross: Heh, leave it to Iggy to have this button when they wee never supposed to get out.
Cross presses the button.
--- a few minutes before ---
-- Jerem --
Game:I hate you
Cross: I hate you more
Game: Go die
Cross: No u
Game: Well you smell funny
Cross: Well you're a terrible splicer and writer
Game: WTF U BITCH!
Gameboy leaps at Cross, bringing him to the ground
---Feraligatr---
We see a trainer and feraligatr (totadile) fighting CrossDragon
Trainer: GO TOTADILE,USE WATER GUN
Tota: TOTADILE
Cross: KYOGRE, USED BODY SLAM
Kyogre: KYUUUUUUU!
Kyogre slams totadile to the ground, knocking him out
---- real world ----
We see smoke come from the two machines
A few momemts later, Jerem And Feraligatr come out
They look at each in confusement
They then see CrossDragon
Jerem: Who are you?
Cross: The name's CrossDragon
Jerem and Feraligatr *under their breath: CrossDragon...
Jerem: How long?
Cross: How long what?
Jerem: HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN IN THERE!
Cross:A few months
Jerem: Is Iggy still in power?
Cross: Yes
Jerem: What about you? Why have you released us?
Cross:Well, you see I was hoping that you could....
Jerem: Well see, I will destroy your hopes. Being in their changed me
Feral: And me
Jerem: And I might be a little biased, but you, I hate you cross for one reason, You are TLF.
Cross: Wha...what does that mean?
Jerem: This, FERALIGATR, KILL HIM!
Feral: More than happy too.....
Cross: WAIT! PLEASE WAIT!
Jerem: WHY, YOU ARE A TLF MEMBER. I DECLARE WAR ON YOU. ALL WILL BE AT MY MERCY!
Cross: BUT, can I at least have a pokemon battle
Jerem thought about it for a minute
Jerem: Hmmm... well maybe.....
Cross: I think I can convince you to let me live...
Jerem: Very well then...Feraligatr, don't hold back
Feraligatr nodded
Feral: I won't
Cross: GO......
Jerem cut him off when he saw what came out
Jerem: You bitch, no you fucker
Cross: FERALIGATR!
Feral: What the hell?
Feral 2: FERAL!!!!!
Cross: You like?
Jerem: No, I will win...
Feral 2: FERAL!!!!!
Feral: What's wrong with him, I can't understand him
Jerem: Me neither.
Cross: I'll tell you why AFTER the battle.
Jerem: Very well. FERALIGATR, SUBSTITUTE
Feral: FERAL!
Feraligatr created a sub
Cross: FERALIGATR, BREAK THAT SUB, WATER GUN
Feral 2: FERAL!
The sub died
Jerem: ugh, how is it strong enough to do that?
Cross smiled
Jerem:DRAGON DANCE
As Feraligatr did the dance, Jerem chuckled a bit.
Cross: GATR, DO THE SAME
Cross' feraligatr did the same, only a little differently, almsot like a...
Jerem: WHAT THE HELL! THAT THING IS A ROBOT!
Cross: You bet your ass it is...
Jerem: Cheater, your's clearly over powered, switch or I will kill you now.
Cross: Fine you baby. COME BACK FERALIGATR, GO WOBBUFET!
Wobby: WOOOOB-A FET!
Jerem: Feraligatr, sub!
Cross:WOBBUFET, THUNDERSTORM!
Jerem: What the hell? That's not a move. DAMN YOUR POKEMON! FUCK YOU! FERALIGATR, DODGE IT AND KILL HIM!
Cross:Ugh, GO FARFETCH'D, DUGTRIO, INFERNAPE, SCIZOR AND FERALIGATR!
all of them come out and prevent Feraligatr from reaching Cross.
Jerem: Shit, this isn't good, Feraligatr, we're retreating. HURRY
Jerem and feraligatr try to leave, but dugtrio stops them
Cross: SCIZOR, QUICK ATTACK, INFERNAPE GRAB JEREM
Scizor attacks Feraligatr, almost knocking him unconcious. Infernape grabs Jerem
Cross: I didn't want to have to do this, but you left me no choice.
Jerem: What?
Cross: I offer you an exchange for your freedom.
Jerem: Go on.......
------ Several weeks later -----
We see Jerem in his chamber, tired and weak
Jerem: Please can you take this off me? I don't even though if I can move my fingers...
Jerem was reffering to the straight jacket which had not been taken off since it was put on.
Zero: No. You can take it off when you....
Jerem cut zero off
Jerem: I WILL FOR THE 9000TH TIME NOT DO THAT!
Zero: Well that is the only way
Jerem: Fine then, put I swear too you that I will not have Feraligatr die to save myself.
Zero: Suit yourself
Zero walks out of the room, leaving Jerem to eat his small meal.
Jerem: At least it's almost time to see Feraligatr.... I think.
We see Feraligatr in his chamber. He is angry at thrashing about.
Feral: FERAL!!
Zero: I'm going to assume that's a no.
Feraligatr did not move
Zero: Well that is the only way for you to be free, sacrafice Jerem to save yourself.
Feraligatr began th thrash again.
Zero: C'mon, why do you need him? You could support yourself. C'mon, who needs him? WHY DO YOU NEED HIM! WHY! WHY WHY WHY!
Feraligatr began to tear a little
Feral: Because I cannot live without him...
------ Feraligatr's childhood ------
We see a younger elder in a room with Feraligatr, who is a totadile.
Elder: I see you're more than happy to be out here
The young totadile was thrilled to be away from that storage room.
totadile: TODA!!
Elder: Yes, we do have a language barrier, but today I want to tell some information about when you get a trainer.
totadile nodded
Elder:Well first........................................................................................Then you will go here and.........................................................And you see this will affect........................................
Totadile began to drowze, but he heard something that caught his intrest
Elder: Finnaly, There is one really important thing you must remember. You're trainer dies, YOU die
Totadile tilted his head in confussion
Elder: Well you see, you will create a bond, on a high level that connects the two of you. Eventually, that bond will strenghen so much, that the pain of one will affect the other. The same goes for all other emotions, including death. Of course your trainer won't know so you must be cautious. Now, time for you to return....
Zero: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY........
Zero continued saying why
Feraligatr tried to break free from the chains, but no success
Feral: You're really annoying
Zero: What the hell, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE SAYING!
Feraligatr smiled a bit
Zero: Well fuck you then. Heres your god damned food
Zero slides a plate to Feraligatr, who managed to barely pick it up and eat the food
Zero: Now you get to go see you're precious trainer...
Several guards walk in and began to take Feraligatr away, cautiously
Jerem: So bored...
Suddenly some guards walk into the room. Without a word they escort Jerem to the room, where he sees Feraligatr.
Jerem: Hey Feraligatr
Feral: Hey Jerem
Jerem: You holding up all right?
feral: Yeah, you?
Jerem: I'm ok. Now time to get to work...
Jerem walked over to the glass and began to bang it with his head
Feral: I'm surprised you don't get a concussion from doing that all the time. I doubt it will work but...
Jerem stopped for a minute
Jerem: IT WILL WORK! I may lose many many many brain cells, but I can already tell the glass is weakining.
feral: really?
Jerem: Yeah, by the feel of it, a few more months and it will collapse...
Sudeddenly guards walk in
Guard: TIME IS UP!!
Jerem (thinking): It will be for you in a few months....
---- A few months later ----
We see Jerem in his small chamber, sleeping
He is dreaming of escape...
We see Feraligatr in his chamber, awake
He is thinking of failure...
Zero walks into Jerems chamber
Zero: WAKE YOUR ASS UP!
Jerem woke up angirly
Jerem: Zero lose
Zero got mad at him saying that
Zero: WHAT THE FUCK!
Jerem heard it from yesterday from a guard
Jerem: ZEOR LOSE ZERO LOSE!!!
Zero: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Zero passes Jerem his food and leaves
Jerem: Good bye Zero...
Zero walks into Feraligatr's room
Zero: WAKE U-- Oh, nevermind
Zero passes feraligatr his food and leaves
Feral: Go die...
--- several hours later ---
Jerem and Feraligatr are in the room
Jerem: Ok, I'm going to really ram it.... 3...2..1.. AHHHHHHH
Jerem charges full speed at the glass, and he hits it with his entire body.
The glass shatters
Feral: IT WORKED!
Jerem ( in pain): Yeah...
Jerem walks over to Feraligatr
Jerem: can you get this off me? quickely...
Feraligatr manages to cut the straight jacket with his tooth
Jerem: Finally I can move my hands again.. Now let me get those off you
Jerem unhooks the chains, and takes the muzzle off Feraligatr
Feral: Thanks, now for escape....
----- Jerems mom's house -----
We see her baking a cake
Suddenly some guards run in, breaking down the door. They are holding these light beam type sticks.
guards: You're under arrest ma'am
mom: WHAT!?
Guard: Yoooouuu aaarrreee uuunnndeerr arrreessttt
mom:
What for?
guards: your son has lead to the downfall of arceus.
mom: WHAT!?
guard: Now you shal lbe executed here for punishment for bringing forth that demon child....
Mom: WAIT!!!
guard: What?
Mom: What will happen to Jerem?
guard: He can still do whatever he pleases, now say good-bye
Mom:WAIT!! HE'S NOT MY SON........
--- back to Jerem ---
They are discussing what they will do
Jerem: Ok, get in position
Feraligatr walked over to the left of the door
suddenly the guards walk in
Guard: TIMES U--- HEY WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Jerem: Whaa? This is my room, feraligatr's is on that side
Guard: Oh ok... WAIT, WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING!?
Jerem motion Feraligatr to attack
Jerem: Good bye
Feraligatr violently clawed the guard, then ate him, but not before other guards had arrived
Jerem: GO FERALIGATR!!!
Feral: FERAL!!
---- SEVERAL MINUTES LATER -----
There are many dead guards on the ground. Jerem and Feraligatr are running and trying to find an exit.
Zero appears from one of the doors
Zero: WHAT THE HELL!
Jerem: SICK 'IM FERALIGATR!
Feraligatr charged over to Zero and ate him
Jerem: Guess what Zero lose, you lost
The two continued on down the hall way.
Finnaly they find a door with the word exit over it.
They go through it.
They appear to be walking thorugh some kind of lab
Jerem: What is this place?
Feral: looks like a lab
They walk through it, seeing all kinds of weird things in beakers and testubes.
Suddenly the loud speaker goes off
Its the voice of Iggy_Koopa
Iggy: Attention Jerem, go to the room on your left, I would like to have a word with you. That is all
Jerem: Well, uhh should we do it?
Feral: Sure, not like he can stop us.
Jerm: Right. Wait, didn't he take us down before?
Feral: Ummm... I can't remember
Jerem: Oh well. Lets go....
The two silently walk to the door. Jerem opens it and sees Iggy_Koopa
Iggy: welcome Jerem
Jerem: What do you want?
Iggy: I will explain id due time Jerem. Now please, sit down.
Jerem: no
Iggy: sit
Jerem: NO
Iggy: I FUCKING SAID SIT YOU LITTLE PRICK! DAMN, KNOW WONDER WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU!
Jerem: There we go with the yelling and all....
Iggy: SHUT THE GOD DAMN FUCK UP!
Jerem: Well if you wanna play the bitching game.... WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU KILL ARCEUS!? I HOPE YOU DIE!
Iggy: FUCK YOU, ARCEUS IS A WIMP. ALL HAIL IGGYBATO! I WILL MAKE SURE THAT...
Jerem: FUCK! I CAN'T TAKE THIS YELLING!
Jerem looked at Feraligatr who was a little surprised from the yelling
Jerem: Feraligatr, I have no time for this, kill him
Feraligatr obeyed the command and charged after Iggy
Iggy: You fool. I have that shield on you dip shit
Jerem: Hrrr... what shiled
Feraligatr stopped when he hit Iggy's shield
Iggy:Oh yes, I forgot that we drained your memory when you came here.
Jerem: What?
Iggy: You are a fool Jerem, and your gatr is too.
Feral: Bitch, no one tells me off like that.
Iggy: WELL GUESS WHAT!? I JUST DID!
Feral: Hrmm... do you understand me?
Jerem: impossible
Iggy: Shut up Jerem, god you're annoying. Yes you gyardos wannabe, I can indeed understand you with my new poketranslator 2000. Technology for the win no?
Jerem: ....
Feral: ....
Iggy: Anyway, enough of your antics. I shall now explain my master plan too you as you become frozen where you are...
And with that, the floor freezes Jerem and Feraligatr is place
Jerem: Fuck
Iggy: Step one was too destroy arceus to have supreme rule
step two is to control all the people with our brain control units
step three was to live happily ever after
Jerem: And I fucked you over right?
Iggy: you did take out Fanasty, whick messed us up but that's ok. I'd rather rule by myself then with all the others, so I owe you a thanks for taking all those mods and admins out.
Jerem: Hmp
Iggy: Well, since I can't have you running around stopping me, I have other palns for you. One in which you will have less that a millionth of a hundreth of a decimal chance of escaping
Jerem: As long as its not zero....
Iggy: SHUT UP! I'M NOT DONE YET
Feral: Go die
Iggy: NO YOU
Jerem: NO YOU
Iggy: SHUT UP! Anyway, you will be in a virtual world area, with your memory drained as a member of TLF.
Jerem: WHAT!?
Feral: And me?
Iggy:You will be in a different simulation, one in which you are defensless and constantly eaten.
Feral: ...
Iggy: As for you Jerem, i'm thinking gameboy3333 as your name
Jerem: Why?
iggy: So you can be made fun of of course!
Jerem: Well that's great and all, but how do you plan on getting us there, Feraligatr has been free for a while now
Iggy looks at Feraligatr feet and sees them free
Iggy: Too bad, GO DARKRAI, USE DARK VOID ON THOSE TWO
Darkrai: DARK!!
dark void hits both of them head on
Iggy: Owned...
We see Jerem and Feraligatr just waking up.
They are in these weird chairs that look like a virtual reality type thingy.
Iggy:Damn you guys take a while to wake up.
Jerem: uhh... Will I ever get a good rest again?
Feral: hrr I wish
Iggy: Shut up you two, this wil lbe the last time you see this world before you go in so make the most f it.
Feraligatr tries to get out of the chair, but he is tied down to hard
Feral:Crap
Jerem: How long?
Iggy: How long what?
Jerem:HOW LONG TILL WE GO IN AND HOW LONG WILL BE IN?
Iggy: 2 minutes, and the rest of your lives
The two shuddered
Jerem: So you will like rule over this land forever?
Iggy: yep, now say your damn good-byes....
Unless...
Jerem: What?
Iggy: A full memory sweep, and be my minions.
Jerem and Feraligatr: NO!
Iggy: suit youselves, one minute left.
Jerem and Feraligatr looked at each other
Jerem: Well... guess this is good bye
Feral: Yeah
Jerem: Well this certainly was fun
Feral: Yeah
Iggy: Yeah ok great you to had your good byes...now
Iggy walks over to a machine and begins to press some buttons
helmets go over Jerem and Feraligatr's faces
Jerem: Good bye..........
Iggy pulls a switch
With a last attempt to save himslef, Ferailgatr shoots a hydro pump at the machine
But nothing happened
Iggy: Water resistant, gotta love it
And with that, Jerem and Feraligatr were in the machines
But all hope is not lost, for CrossDragon had seen what had gone on.
Could he save them?
Would he save them?
Only time will tell....
-------- Jerem --------
Wiik: HEY GAYBOY, WAKE YOUR SORRY ASS UP!
Jerem was in a room at the TLF headquarters.
His memory is almost 100% of the ourside world
And he is gameboy3333 now
Game:Hmm...Oh right, sorry wiik
Wiik: YEAH YOU BETTER BE GAYBOY!
Game: Shut the fuck up
Wiik: No u
Game: Go die
Wiik: no u
As wiik goes on with his "no u" comments, Gameboy gets dressed
Gameboy walks out of the room, and heads towards the IRC room, where a bickering chat room awaits
Game: Hi guys
Dawn: HIYA
Ruesap:morning
Menofuntall:hi
Zero hi
Game:What's going on?
Ruesap: Oh nothing really we're just.........
---- outside world ----
We see CrossDragon pacing up and down in a room
Cross: omg omg omg what do I do?
CrossDragon wasn't sure what the hel lto do about what he saw
Cross: omg omg omg, is this good or bad? now we have no opposition but....those two were cool. And they killed wiik, which was awesome.But Fant is also gone, bit iggy, he's cool and all but I don't care for him. Oh what to do?
---------- several weeks later -----------
Jerem and Feraligatr are still in the virtual reality program.
Iggy: Ha, I am so cool.I'm going to have a statue made to show off my coolness.
Polite: Wow. That is cool.
Iggy: yeah
Polie: Hey, will you be listining to my radio show tommorow?
Iggy: I'll try, IRC, #zeroradio right?
Polite: yeah, it will be great.
Iggy:cool. Anyway, see ya. I'm off to see how those two are doing.
Polite: See ya master Iggy.
Iggy walks out of the room.
We see him walking to the chamber.
He goes in and goes up to the control pannel.
He presses a button and two screens pop up.
He laughs when he sees Gameboy facepalming wiik.
He looks over to Feraligatr screen to see a defensless totadile being fed to a sharpedo
Iggy: HAHAHAHA, oh this is golden.
Iggy presses a button and the screens go black.
---- Jerem ----
Game: DAMN YOU WIIK, STOP CALLING ME GAYBOY!
Gameboy facepalms wiik....again
Wiik: GAYBOY GAYBOY
Game: Fine, fuck you... GATR POWERS ACTIVATE
Wiik: Wtf, loser
Nothing noticable changes about gameboy
Game: AHHHHHH
Gameboy tackles wiik, then starts punching him.
Wiik: AHHH YOU BITCH, GTFO ME!
Game: STOP CALLING ME GAYBOY!
wiik: NEVAH!
Gameboy punches Wiik in the place where you do not want to get punched in
Game: WHAT NOW PUNK!
Wiik remains on the floor, struggling to breath
Wiik: I hate you
Gameboy kicks wiik in the face
Game: your kittys suck.
Gameboy walks away.
-----C.Dragon-----
Cross: ok umm I think I know what to do. I'll just pretend nothing happened. yeah that's it. Everything will be fine. It doesn't make any difference. Although Iggy is being a bitch.Oh hey, Polite' radio show is on tommorow. I should ask him on IRC how to tune in.
------- A few months later --------
We see Iggy sitting in his office, looking out a window. He sees the world he has dremt is almsot complete. He sees people controlled by him erecting a statue of pure gold and platinum.
Iggy: Yes yes everything is going fine.
Cross:Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok, I can do this.
CrossDragon was walking to the room in which Jerem and Feraligatr were in.
Cross: Just press the button and they'll be free.Then Help them take over and ask for a seed of power in their new world order.
Cross continues to the room.
He walks over to the control panel and sees the "release" button
Cross: Heh, leave it to Iggy to have this button when they wee never supposed to get out.
Cross presses the button.
--- a few minutes before ---
-- Jerem --
Game:I hate you
Cross: I hate you more
Game: Go die
Cross: No u
Game: Well you smell funny
Cross: Well you're a terrible splicer and writer
Game: WTF U BITCH!
Gameboy leaps at Cross, bringing him to the ground
---Feraligatr---
We see a trainer and feraligatr (totadile) fighting CrossDragon
Trainer: GO TOTADILE,USE WATER GUN
Tota: TOTADILE
Cross: KYOGRE, USED BODY SLAM
Kyogre: KYUUUUUUU!
Kyogre slams totadile to the ground, knocking him out
---- real world ----
We see smoke come from the two machines
A few momemts later, Jerem And Feraligatr come out
They look at each in confusement
They then see CrossDragon
Jerem: Who are you?
Cross: The name's CrossDragon
Jerem and Feraligatr *under their breath: CrossDragon...
Jerem: How long?
Cross: How long what?
Jerem: HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN IN THERE!
Cross:A few months
Jerem: Is Iggy still in power?
Cross: Yes
Jerem: What about you? Why have you released us?
Cross:Well, you see I was hoping that you could....
Jerem: Well see, I will destroy your hopes. Being in their changed me
Feral: And me
Jerem: And I might be a little biased, but you, I hate you cross for one reason, You are TLF.
Cross: Wha...what does that mean?
Jerem: This, FERALIGATR, KILL HIM!
Feral: More than happy too.....
Cross: WAIT! PLEASE WAIT!
Jerem: WHY, YOU ARE A TLF MEMBER. I DECLARE WAR ON YOU. ALL WILL BE AT MY MERCY!
Cross: BUT, can I at least have a pokemon battle
Jerem thought about it for a minute
Jerem: Hmmm... well maybe.....
Cross: I think I can convince you to let me live...
Jerem: Very well then...Feraligatr, don't hold back
Feraligatr nodded
Feral: I won't
Cross: GO......
Jerem cut him off when he saw what came out
Jerem: You bitch, no you fucker
Cross: FERALIGATR!
Feral: What the hell?
Feral 2: FERAL!!!!!
Cross: You like?
Jerem: No, I will win...
Feral 2: FERAL!!!!!
Feral: What's wrong with him, I can't understand him
Jerem: Me neither.
Cross: I'll tell you why AFTER the battle.
Jerem: Very well. FERALIGATR, SUBSTITUTE
Feral: FERAL!
Feraligatr created a sub
Cross: FERALIGATR, BREAK THAT SUB, WATER GUN
Feral 2: FERAL!
The sub died
Jerem: ugh, how is it strong enough to do that?
Cross smiled
Jerem:DRAGON DANCE
As Feraligatr did the dance, Jerem chuckled a bit.
Cross: GATR, DO THE SAME
Cross' feraligatr did the same, only a little differently, almsot like a...
Jerem: WHAT THE HELL! THAT THING IS A ROBOT!
Cross: You bet your ass it is...
Jerem: Cheater, your's clearly over powered, switch or I will kill you now.
Cross: Fine you baby. COME BACK FERALIGATR, GO WOBBUFET!
Wobby: WOOOOB-A FET!
Jerem: Feraligatr, sub!
Cross:WOBBUFET, THUNDERSTORM!
Jerem: What the hell? That's not a move. DAMN YOUR POKEMON! FUCK YOU! FERALIGATR, DODGE IT AND KILL HIM!
Cross:Ugh, GO FARFETCH'D, DUGTRIO, INFERNAPE, SCIZOR AND FERALIGATR!
all of them come out and prevent Feraligatr from reaching Cross.
Jerem: Shit, this isn't good, Feraligatr, we're retreating. HURRY
Jerem and feraligatr try to leave, but dugtrio stops them
Cross: SCIZOR, QUICK ATTACK, INFERNAPE GRAB JEREM
Scizor attacks Feraligatr, almost knocking him unconcious. Infernape grabs Jerem
Cross: I didn't want to have to do this, but you left me no choice.
Jerem: What?
Cross: I offer you an exchange for your freedom.
Jerem: Go on.......
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