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Everyone has gotten a weird/funny teacher sometime in their school life. So, ITT, we post funny teacher stories.
When I was in 6th grade, we had this really berserk Spanish teacher. She was INSANE, I TELL YOU.
Anyways, we had a big test that day, and no one had studied for it. We were all dreading the test. But, by some miracle, we never took it. It all started with a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards...
There was this really nerdy kid sitting in the front of the room that day, sitting right next to the teachers desk. She walked in and spotted the cards. Not recognizing what they were, she confiscated them from him. She started looking through the cards and reading their names. "Demon's Crest? Thousand-Eyes Idol!? Bubonic Vermin!?!?"
She seemed to start foaming at the mouth a little, her face screwed up with a mixture of suprise and rage.
She walked over to the trash can and tossed the deck of cards. She began to lecture us on the evils of Japan and their products. She told us J. K. Rowling was a devil-worshipper and her books were written so children could study witchcraft, told us POWER RANGERS was the brainchild of Satan, and said all the Pokemon were modeled and named after Japanese pagan gods. At this point, my friend started cracking up.
"Yeah, Mr. Mime sure sounds like pagan god material."
He was sent to sit in the hall the rest of the period.
By this point, everyone was scoffing at her.
"Did you know I can make things levitate? I studied it in Harry Potter!"
"I heard Ditto translates to 'Satan is my prom date.'"
Best. Class. Period. Ever.
Now! Share your funny teacher stories! Or Jigglypuff will strike you down!!
When I was in 6th grade, we had this really berserk Spanish teacher. She was INSANE, I TELL YOU.
Anyways, we had a big test that day, and no one had studied for it. We were all dreading the test. But, by some miracle, we never took it. It all started with a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards...
There was this really nerdy kid sitting in the front of the room that day, sitting right next to the teachers desk. She walked in and spotted the cards. Not recognizing what they were, she confiscated them from him. She started looking through the cards and reading their names. "Demon's Crest? Thousand-Eyes Idol!? Bubonic Vermin!?!?"
She seemed to start foaming at the mouth a little, her face screwed up with a mixture of suprise and rage.
She walked over to the trash can and tossed the deck of cards. She began to lecture us on the evils of Japan and their products. She told us J. K. Rowling was a devil-worshipper and her books were written so children could study witchcraft, told us POWER RANGERS was the brainchild of Satan, and said all the Pokemon were modeled and named after Japanese pagan gods. At this point, my friend started cracking up.
"Yeah, Mr. Mime sure sounds like pagan god material."
He was sent to sit in the hall the rest of the period.
By this point, everyone was scoffing at her.
"Did you know I can make things levitate? I studied it in Harry Potter!"
"I heard Ditto translates to 'Satan is my prom date.'"
Best. Class. Period. Ever.
Now! Share your funny teacher stories! Or Jigglypuff will strike you down!!
This takes place one day in the 8th grade.
In science I had just sat down and noticed we had a sub. His name was Mr. Baits... So this one kid walked in and looked over and shouted
"Hey! its Masterbaits!!!!"
After realizing what he said he tried to take it back... He was later sent home with a referral.
In science I had just sat down and noticed we had a sub. His name was Mr. Baits... So this one kid walked in and looked over and shouted
"Hey! its Masterbaits!!!!"
After realizing what he said he tried to take it back... He was later sent home with a referral.
AP Chem teacher: Hey yo Peter, don't get any of that Silver Nitrate on your hands, wear gloves.
10 minutes later...
WTF are all these brown and black stains all over my hands!
(BTW, this was days ago, and they're still here now.)
AP Chem teacher: lol, told you so. Enjoy your cancer.
10 minutes later...
WTF are all these brown and black stains all over my hands!
(BTW, this was days ago, and they're still here now.)
AP Chem teacher: lol, told you so. Enjoy your cancer.
| QUOTE (ignore_me @ Sep 10 2007, 12:32 AM) |
| This takes place one day in the 8th grade. In science I had just sat down and noticed we had a sub. His name was Mr. Baits... So this one kid walked in and looked over and shouted "Hey! its Masterbaits!!!!" After realizing what he said he tried to take it back... He was later sent home with a referral. |
BTW, this wins over everything.
| QUOTE (Anonymous @ Sep 9 2007, 08:34 PM) |
| AP Chem teacher: Hey yo Peter, don't get any of that Silver Nitrate on your hands, wear gloves. 10 minutes later... WTF are all these brown and black stains all over my hands! (BTW, this was days ago, and they're still here now.) AP Chem teacher: lol, told you so. Enjoy your cancer. |
hahaha, cancer! That's like the funniest thing ever!
There are too many to count in my Japanese class...
The most recent one I could think of is when my Japanese teacher somehow got on the subject of hentai, and said that he thought that thinking cartoons are hot was the stupidest thing ever. He immediately followed with, "No offense, *insert classmate's name here*"
Oh, and apparently, in one of my old math teacher's classes, the kids made a porn collage while he was out of the room and changed it to his desktop. I wish I could have been there...
The most recent one I could think of is when my Japanese teacher somehow got on the subject of hentai, and said that he thought that thinking cartoons are hot was the stupidest thing ever. He immediately followed with, "No offense, *insert classmate's name here*"
Oh, and apparently, in one of my old math teacher's classes, the kids made a porn collage while he was out of the room and changed it to his desktop. I wish I could have been there...
One of my teachers locked people in the closet when they did something wrong. One time she forgot them there for 6 hours. No Joke.
Another one of my teachers told an emo kid to kill himself.
This one really isn't about teachers, but I once was in a Bio class where I was the only male in a class of 34, with a woman teacher.
Another one of my teachers told an emo kid to kill himself.
This one really isn't about teachers, but I once was in a Bio class where I was the only male in a class of 34, with a woman teacher.
On our design class, our teacher asked if we knew anything (product or TV show) that was badly designed. I was thinking of hair commercials when he suddenly rushes towards me and says.
"You like Pokemon do you?"
Nervously I said, "Y-yes Sir, I play the games and watch Pokemon"
Then he starts laughing, "Then how can you not know of that one Episode of Pokemon that was badly designed?"
So again I start thinking...But before I can say anything, he grabs his bag, takes out a DS lite and to my surprise, he starts playing Pokemon Diamond. Then he withdraws one Pokemon and shows it to me.
It was a Shiny Porygon.
"See here.." he says "I Have a Modest shiny Porygon, this Pokemon debuted on a badly designed episode of Pokemon which caused children to have epileptic seizures.."
The he goes on about how as designers, we must be careful and we must know the Human Factors in design, and how important it is that the design we make does not just follow rules of aesthetics, but also form and function.
After the class, he comes to me and says.
"If you need someone to challenge, I'll be waiting in the teachers lounge."
....It was a little bit freaky, for me.
"You like Pokemon do you?"
Nervously I said, "Y-yes Sir, I play the games and watch Pokemon"
Then he starts laughing, "Then how can you not know of that one Episode of Pokemon that was badly designed?"
So again I start thinking...But before I can say anything, he grabs his bag, takes out a DS lite and to my surprise, he starts playing Pokemon Diamond. Then he withdraws one Pokemon and shows it to me.
It was a Shiny Porygon.
"See here.." he says "I Have a Modest shiny Porygon, this Pokemon debuted on a badly designed episode of Pokemon which caused children to have epileptic seizures.."
The he goes on about how as designers, we must be careful and we must know the Human Factors in design, and how important it is that the design we make does not just follow rules of aesthetics, but also form and function.
After the class, he comes to me and says.
"If you need someone to challenge, I'll be waiting in the teachers lounge."
....It was a little bit freaky, for me.
| QUOTE (Rekkesshi @ Sep 10 2007, 08:18 AM) |
| On our design class, our teacher asked if we knew anything (product or TV show) that was badly designed. I was thinking of hair commercials when he suddenly rushes towards me and says. "You like Pokemon do you?" Nervously I said, "Y-yes Sir, I play the games and watch Pokemon" Then he starts laughing, "Then how can you not know of that one Episode of Pokemon that was badly designed?" So again I start thinking...But before I can say anything, he grabs his bag, takes out a DS lite and to my surprise, he starts playing Pokemon Diamond. Then he withdraws one Pokemon and shows it to me. It was a Shiny Porygon. "See here.." he says "I Have a Modest shiny Porygon, this Pokemon debuted on a badly designed episode of Pokemon which caused children to have epileptic seizures.." The he goes on about how as designers, we must be careful and we must know the Human Factors in design, and how important it is that the design we make does not just follow rules of aesthetics, but also form and function. After the class, he comes to me and says. "If you need someone to challenge, I'll be waiting in the teachers lounge." ....It was a little bit freaky, for me. |
lmao, this is win
| QUOTE (Red_Mage @ Sep 10 2007, 02:55 PM) | ||
lmao, this is win |
yea it is
| QUOTE (MXIIA @ Sep 10 2007, 07:33 PM) | ||||
yea it is |
*concurs*
On a side note. I once had this substitute teacher who sniffed felts. You know those scented ones. She got some on her nose. She looked insane.
| QUOTE (Breloom @ Sep 11 2007, 04:07 AM) |
| Last year, a guy in my class decided to sit in the floor. The teacher tried to put him in a seat (o_O) but it didn't work. The teacher sat down at his desk. He started crying.  |
That kid in any special classes? If not
| QUOTE (ignore_me @ Sep 11 2007, 04:10 AM) | ||
That kid in any special classes? If not |
No, his IQ was 147. Everyone just annoyed the teacher because he was a bit of a pushover.
| QUOTE (Breloom @ Sep 11 2007, 04:18 AM) | ||||
No, his IQ was 147. Everyone just annoyed the teacher because he was a bit of a pushover. |
ok
Once a student and a teacher got into a fight in the middle of the corridor. Apparently a boy grabbed the teachers hand as he was walking, yknow to shake it. The teacher lifted the book in his hand and smashed it into the side of the boy's face.
The boy was furious he called the teacher a monkey ass bitch. The teacher slapped the boy, and the boy punched him back. The headmaster had to stop the fight... XD
Needless to say the boy was suspende and the teacher, fired.
Oh and sorry if that sounded weird or didn't make sense. I'm a horrible writer...
The boy was furious he called the teacher a monkey ass bitch. The teacher slapped the boy, and the boy punched him back. The headmaster had to stop the fight... XD
Needless to say the boy was suspende and the teacher, fired.
Oh and sorry if that sounded weird or didn't make sense. I'm a horrible writer...
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