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bobblyhead

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Sep 9 '07

QUOTE (demigodxyz @ Sep 9 2007, 05:47 AM)
Chuck Norris is the only thing that keeps the Earth going. He scares the Apoccalypse from coming and ending the World. To say that Chuck Norris ends the world is too say that he dies, which is BLASPHAMY!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris will die. Fact.

The world will then implode and the universe will cease to exist. Fact as well.

Therefore, to destroy the world, you must kill Chuck Norris.
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SilverMillennium

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Sep 13 '07

Considering how old he's getting, that may not be too far off.
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hatdude

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Sep 14 '07

To the writing topic
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IStillHaveALife

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Sep 14 '07

Sorry I scared everyone.
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esoteric!cherubi

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Sep 15 '07

Forte, I lol'd. But you made a very good point because well, why should we exclude Galactus? Or Unicron? I'm sure there's a VERY SMALL CHANCE that entities like that do exist in the Universe <.< . Oh, and people: I've read World War Hulk; he's angry.

But seriously, this topic has made me very scared for my life. I need some kind of, fool-proof survival plan quicksmart. But I mean, some of the earliest dates were 2050 -- 2050!! That's not billions of years from now! Something like this could happen in my lifetime? What the Hell?! ._. What a bleak and horrible future we live in!
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gameboy

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Sep 15 '07

QUOTE (Esoteric @ Sep 15 2007, 09:29 AM)
Forte, I lol'd. But you made a very good point because well, why should we exclude Galactus? Or Unicron? I'm sure there's a VERY SMALL CHANCE that entities like that do exist in the Universe <.< . Oh, and people: I've read World War Hulk; he's angry.

But seriously, this topic has made me very scared for my life. I need some kind of, fool-proof survival plan quicksmart. But I mean, some of the earliest dates were 2050 -- 2050!! That's not billions of years from now! Something like this could happen in my lifetime? What the Hell?! ._. What a bleak and horrible future we live in!

excactly
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IStillHaveALife

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Sep 17 '07

QUOTE (gameboy3333 @ Sep 15 2007, 06:34 AM)
QUOTE (Esoteric @ Sep 15 2007, 09:29 AM)
Forte, I lol'd. But you made a very good point because well, why should we exclude Galactus? Or Unicron? I'm sure there's a VERY SMALL CHANCE that entities like that do exist in the Universe <.< . Oh, and people: I've read World War Hulk; he's angry.

But seriously, this topic has made me very scared for my life. I need some kind of, fool-proof survival plan quicksmart. But I mean, some of the earliest dates were 2050 -- 2050!! That's not billions of years from now! Something like this could happen in my lifetime? What the Hell?! ._. What a bleak and horrible future we live in!

excactly

The natural disaster ones I listened along with the biological war fair could happen at any time. hell by the time I post this it could already be to late.
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SilverMillennium

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Oct 30 '07

This topic is full of win and must not be lost in the bowels of TLF. It shall be revived for new members to admire...>_>
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gameboy

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Oct 30 '07

QUOTE (Silver Millennium @ Oct 30 2007, 05:55 PM)
This topic is full of win and must not be lost in the bowels of TLF. It shall be revived for new members to admire...>_>

Damn you

you brought back old memories :/
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SilverMillennium

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Oct 31 '07

QUOTE (gameboy3333 @ Oct 30 2007, 07:57 PM)
Damn you

you brought back old memories :/

Its my job to bring reality to the masses and the reality is that our beautiful planet will meet with a very unfortunate (and most likely very violent) demise. This could happen at any point - even today!
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Thelonius

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Oct 31 '07

QUOTE (Boltbeam @ Aug 21 2007, 03:07 AM)
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Btw about the Vacuum Energy Detonation... Do the light bulbs need to be those ones that are actually shaped like bulbs or can they be those funky-shaped energy-saving ones?


The funky shaped corkscrew energy saving ones have mercury vapors in them so I doubt they'd make a strong enough vacuum. Then again, the normal light bulbs aren't vacuums either, they have Argon or Nitrogen in them.

You're forgetting something, however: most of visible matter is empty space. In theory, you could harvest the vacuum energy AKA zero-point energy out of a slab of concrete, and use that to destroy the world.

Edit: How's about Big Venus get build and just erase the universe from existence? [/BigOfanboy]
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