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SilverMillennium

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Aug 19 '07

Most of the ones IStillHaveALife listed are natural disasters and therefore somewhat more likely. All the ones I listed were manmade extinction plans that are exceptionally difficult to pull off, even with vastly superior technology to what we have currently. Sorry if my topic gave people strange dreams...dry.gif


PS - That Gamma Ray Burst thing reminded me of Eta Carinae. Its an extremely rare supermassive star not too far from Earth (a mere 7500 light years) that is due to explode as a hypernova (much more powerful than a supernova) at any moment and will be so bright that it will be directly visible from Earth and will outshine even the Moon!!! This hypernova will be powerful enough to produce a GRB (supernovas aren't powerful enough to do that), and will be something brilliant to behold. As for radiation, scientists say the axis of radiation will be pointing away from Earth so we shouldn't get too much of a blast in regards to that (if we do there could be devastating consequences). The explosion could happen at any time within the next few thousand years - even tomorrow....dry.gif
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fdx!slacknet

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Aug 20 '07

The Earth will cease to exist eventually.

How or when makes little difference to me.
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RedSceptile

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Aug 20 '07

How about this one?

Jesus comes.

That's like an 11/10 right there.
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SilverMillennium

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Aug 20 '07

QUOTE (RedSceptile @ Aug 20 2007, 09:28 AM)
How about this one?

Jesus comes.

That's like an 11/10 right there.

Depends on what your faith is. Some people would view that as a 0/10. In any case, if Jesus came I don't think Earth would be going anywhere....
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Boltbeam

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Aug 21 '07

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Btw about the Vacuum Energy Detonation... Do the light bulbs need to be those ones that are actually shaped like bulbs or can they be those funky-shaped energy-saving ones?


The funky shaped corkscrew energy saving ones have mercury vapors in them so I doubt they'd make a strong enough vacuum. Then again, the normal light bulbs aren't vacuums either, they have Argon or Nitrogen in them.
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Lucky

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Aug 21 '07

Im liking #13
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Marioshines

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Aug 22 '07

IStillHaveALife made me dead SCARED.
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Sitting Man

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Aug 27 '07

Bidoof is angered.
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SilverMillennium

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Aug 29 '07

Bidoof stands absolutely no chance against my listed methods. All forms of Bidoof would be erased from existence.
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Squickens

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Aug 29 '07

15: BigZero

You will need: BigZero... stupid

Method: Push BigZero and make him fall down, causing an enormous earthquake, which is enough to destroy the world.

Earth's Final Resting Place: No where, BigZero ate it all.

Earliest feasible completion date:: When BigZero stands up on his own... never.
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SilverMillennium

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Aug 29 '07

That wasn't very nice Squickens. At least my plans for global annihilation spared people's feelings...>_>
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Forte Dante

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Sep 4 '07

16: Eaten by Galactus
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Masterofidiots

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Sep 4 '07

17. I used Explosion
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Red Mage

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Sep 4 '07

18: Earth is raped by a giant alien

Probability: Fuck, do you honestly need me to tell you?

Earth's final resting place: You don't wanna know

Earliest feasible completion date: ... >_>
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demigodxyz

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Sep 4 '07

I like RedSceptile's and Red Mage's. The real ones are ok too, but IStillHaveALife scared me.
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gameboy

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Sep 4 '07

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Most of the ones IStillHaveALife listed are natural disasters and therefore somewhat more likely. All the ones I listed were manmade extinction plans that are exceptionally difficult to pull off, even with vastly superior technology to what we have currently. Sorry if my topic gave people strange dreams...




>_> you made me dream that a meteor was gonig to come crashing in over my head sad.gif




and where is the alien invasion on those lists geez
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ray!slacknet

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Sep 6 '07

The Gamma Ray Burst thing, scared the bejesus out of me...
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OMFG Its Eric

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Sep 7 '07

Honestly, you all got scared?
Is it normal that I wasn't even phased by any of them?
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FunkethElf

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Sep 9 '07

Number Negative Infinity:(Thats how dangerous it is)
Chuck Norris




It explains it's self. ninja.gif
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demigodxyz

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Sep 9 '07

Chuck Norris is the only thing that keeps the Earth going. He scares the Apoccalypse from coming and ending the World. To say that Chuck Norris ends the world is too say that he dies, which is BLASPHAMY!!!!!!!!!!
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