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| QUOTE (Novkris @ Aug 12 2007, 09:23 PM) |
| I have a friend who tried killing himself by jumping off a roof. Problem was he didn't look down and landed on a ledge two feet below and broke his arm. Moral of the story? If you try to kill yourself at least do it right. Not that you should though. In fact most people think about suicide when people make their life suck, not when they make some one else's suck. Also, pills aren't on my top ten awesome ways to go list. If it comes to that, try something you like, not something that presents itself in a state of grief. Basicly, think it out. If a few days after you feel like killing yourself, then ask for help again. |
If what they said is true, being that suicide means you fail....if you fail at failing, then you must be the biggest idiot ever.
| QUOTE (menofuntall @ Aug 26 2007, 02:56 AM) |
| Wow, you think your life is ****ed up? Check out mine, it happens everyday. Old Rampardos was hopping around Saffron City like a big playground when suddenly Blissey burst from the shade and hit Rampardos with a Egg Grenade Rampardos got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by 'Jask who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jask-fu when Pidgeotto popped out of the blue and started beating up Ninjask O'Neal but they both got flattened by the Egg mobile. Before it could make it back to the Egg cave the Cubone's mother popped out of her grave and took an AK-47 from under her hat and blew Blissey away with a rat-a-tat-tat but she ran out of bullets so she ran away because Regigigas Prime came to save the day. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! Rampardos took a bite out of Regigigas Prime like Wobbuffet took a bit out of crime then 'Jask came back covered in a tire track when Hitmonchan jumped out and landed on his back and Blissey was injured and trying to get steady when the Cubone's Mother came back with a machete but suddenly something caught her leg and she tripped the Shiny Phione took her out with his whip then saw Rampardos sneaking up from behind and reached for his gun which he just couldn't find because Blissey stole and she shot and she missed and Hitmonchan deflected it with this fist and he jumped in the air and did a somersault while the Cubone's Mother tried to pole vault onto Regigigas Prime but they collided in the air and they both got hit by the Gengar's glare. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus down from the heavens, descended Blaziken who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of the Shiny Phione who fell over on the ground writhing in pain as Blissey changed back into Metang but Blaze saw through her clever disguise and crushed Blissey's head in between his thighs. Then Shellos the Pink and Shellos the Blue and the Pokemon Anime's hax Pikachu and the Wonderguard Spiritomb and the Vileplume that Cowboy Meowth and Electivire Exeggutor, the Tyranitar Charizard, Seviper Lotad, Poliwag every single Eeveelution Nidoran Male, Nidoran Female Brock, Solrock, Dusclops, and Victreebel all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Blaziken and his chicken ass. It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with civilians looking in total awe. The fight raged on for a century many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood the rest saw the better the Unown in every single letter. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown) This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown) This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown) of Ultimate Destiny! |
You ,my sir, are near demigod status.
| QUOTE (Anonymous @ Aug 12 2007, 08:07 PM) |
| Today, my mother told me, in all seriousness, that I was a self-absorbed, greedy, evil, hateful, uncaring piece of **** and that if she didn't love me because she gave birth to me that she would kill me herself. My father came and reinforced her, saying that I didn't care about anyone but myself and that I was going to grow up to be a lonely and evil person and eventually go to Hell. I was told that I'm a wasted life. Right now I'm seriously thinking about suicide. I have a bottle of pills on my desk and a glass of water next to me and my doors locked, but my mom got scared, and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said "FRESH" and there were Dice in the mirror! IF anything, I would say this cab was rare, but I thought, nah, forget it, yo homes to bel air! I pulled up to the house around seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air. |
darn you, now when i think of this i smile and i DO NOT like smiling>_>
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