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Wiik23

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Aug 13 '07

Woah, I can't tell if this is serious or just a joke topic. Lemme give you 2 answers.

Serious Answer:
Dude, suicide? Come on, seriously. If you hate life and everything around, it's your desicion. If someone tells stuff about you, just don't listen and run away or something. Don't kill your self if it's someone else that is making you want to kill yourself.

Joke Topic Answer:
liek srsly. y dont u just die in a kool way? liek, smsha uyr head into a wwal until u die or sumthung.
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soccerpro94

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Aug 13 '07

QUOTE (Sir Spanky @ Aug 13 2007, 10:52 AM)
Wow a really similar thing happened to me:

Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I?d like to take a minute just sit right there I?ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air. In west philadelfia born and raised, on the playground where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys said "we?re up in no good" started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you?re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror - if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Hope this helped.

you made sooo many mistake there
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anonymous!cherubi

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Aug 13 '07

QUOTE (Sir Spanky @ Aug 13 2007, 03:52 PM)
Wow a really similar thing happened to me:

Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I?d like to take a minute just sit right there I?ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air. In west philadelfia born and raised, on the playground where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys said "we?re up in no good" started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you?re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror - if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Hope this helped.

This was ****ing win.
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TravisAxel

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Aug 13 '07

Im also wondering if this topic is serious or not but if it is, running away from problems is just for pussies. If you really disagree with what your parents say to you, actually make something of your self and one day theyll realize what you amount to. Shoving the truth back into others faces gains you more than any other possible option, because now YOU can point and laugh at THEIR mistakes.
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Loche

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Aug 13 '07

Don't kill yourself. Please seek help.
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luis

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Aug 13 '07

Listen to me fortedark I have been through some rough crap I wont go into details but I did try suicide lucky me I failed dont do something like that. what helps me is to think of something positive like right now I have stopped all suicide attempts until i get brawl and completely beat it. USe thata phoenix wright trials and tribulations game as motivation for living. If all else fails although I never encourage drugs marygane might help your depression if your in college take a psychology class it helps. I feel for ya man after going through the same thing as you and if this is a joke I have lost all faith in humanity no wait already did that hah if this is joke I have lost all faith in Phoenix Wright. Now to go make a witty objection.
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Katsu

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Aug 14 '07

...Don't die until you finish Turnabout Shopping Mall.
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luis

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Aug 14 '07

Damn it are you still alive?
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Squickens

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Aug 15 '07

lmao
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MXIIA

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Aug 15 '07

QUOTE (Squickens @ Aug 15 2007, 02:22 AM)
lmao

i think this is seriouS...
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anonymous!cherubi

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Aug 15 '07

QUOTE (Sir Spanky @ Aug 13 2007, 03:52 PM)
Wow a really similar thing happened to me:

Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I?d like to take a minute just sit right there I?ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air. In west philadelfia born and raised, on the playground where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys said "we?re up in no good" started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you?re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror - if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Hope this helped.

holy ****, it happened to you too?

Did you read the whole thing?
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anonymous!cherubi

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Aug 15 '07

QUOTE (luis9770 @ Aug 13 2007, 09:45 PM)
Listen to me fortedark I have been through some rough crap I wont go into details but I did try suicide lucky me I failed dont do something like that. what helps me is to think of something positive like right now I have stopped all suicide attempts until i get brawl and completely beat it. USe thata phoenix wright trials and tribulations game as motivation for living. If all else fails although I never encourage drugs marygane might help your depression if your in college take a psychology class it helps. I feel for ya man after going through the same thing as you and if this is a joke I have lost all faith in humanity no wait already did that hah if this is joke I have lost all faith in Phoenix Wright. Now to go make a witty objection.

QUOTE (luis9770 @ Aug 13 2007, 09:45 PM)
Listen to me fortedark I have been through some rough crap I wont go into details but I did try suicide lucky me I failed dont do something like that. what helps me is to think of something positive like right now I have stopped all suicide attempts until i get brawl and completely beat it. USe thata phoenix wright trials and tribulations game as motivation for living. If all else fails although I never encourage drugs marygane might help your depression if your in college take a psychology class it helps. I feel for ya man after going through the same thing as you and if this is a joke I have lost all faith in humanity no wait already did that hah if this is joke I have lost all faith in Phoenix Wright. Now to go make a witty objection.

OBJECTION!

You obviously didn't read my entire post, because...

It was a Bel-Air!

user posted image
Godot: WHAAAAT?

Phoenix: You know, "In west Villanovia, born and raised..."

Godot: I know what you're talking about! I just can't believe it!

<Witty Objection provided.>
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luis

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Aug 15 '07

Meh so you were joking so be it.
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Breloom

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Aug 26 '07

Before you die, can you trade me any EV trained/IV bred pokemon you own? laugh.gif

*rereads post*

Wait, your not gonna die? Uh... th-that's great!

bummer... dry.gif
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Sitting Man

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Aug 26 '07

You must feel like crap.
I mean you failed at killing yourself!
Ima call you failure at being emo from now on.
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menofuntall

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Aug 26 '07

Wow, you think your life is ****ed up? Check out mine, it happens everyday.

Old Rampardos was hopping around
Saffron City like a big playground
when suddenly Blissey burst from the shade
and hit Rampardos with a Egg Grenade
Rampardos got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by 'Jask
who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jask-fu
when Pidgeotto popped out of the blue
and started beating up Ninjask O'Neal
but they both got flattened by the Egg mobile.
Before it could make it back to the Egg cave
the Cubone's mother popped out of her grave
and took an AK-47 from under her hat
and blew Blissey away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but she ran out of bullets so she ran away
because Regigigas Prime came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys bad guys and explosions
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!

Rampardos took a bite out of Regigigas Prime
like Wobbuffet took a bit out of crime
then 'Jask came back covered in a tire track
when Hitmonchan jumped out and landed on his back
and Blissey was injured and trying to get steady
when the Cubone's Mother came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught her leg and she tripped
the Shiny Phione took her out with his whip
then saw Rampardos sneaking up from behind
and reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
because Blissey stole and she shot and she missed
and Hitmonchan deflected it with this fist
and he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while the Cubone's Mother tried to pole vault
onto Regigigas Prime but they collided in the air
and they both got hit by the Gengar's glare.

This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys bad guys and explosions
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown

Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens, descended Blaziken
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of the Shiny Phione
who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
as Blissey changed back into Metang
but Blaze saw through her clever disguise
and crushed Blissey's head in between his thighs.

Then Shellos the Pink and Shellos the Blue
and the Pokemon Anime's hax Pikachu
and the Wonderguard Spiritomb and the Vileplume
that Cowboy Meowth and Electivire
Exeggutor, the Tyranitar
Charizard, Seviper
Lotad, Poliwag
every single Eeveelution
Nidoran Male, Nidoran Female
Brock, Solrock, Dusclops, and Victreebel
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and kicked Blaziken and his chicken ass.

It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking in total awe.
The fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed but eventually
the champion stood
the rest saw the better
the Unown in every single letter.

This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys bad guys and explosions
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown)
of Ultimate Destiny!
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Breloom

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Aug 26 '07

QUOTE (menofuntall @ Aug 26 2007, 02:56 AM)
Wow, you think your life is ****ed up? Check out mine, it happens everyday.

Old Rampardos was hopping around
Saffron City like a big playground
when suddenly Blissey burst from the shade
and hit Rampardos with a Egg Grenade
Rampardos got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by 'Jask
who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jask-fu
when Pidgeotto popped out of the blue
and started beating up Ninjask O'Neal
but they both got flattened by the Egg mobile.
Before it could make it back to the Egg cave
the Cubone's mother popped out of her grave
and took an AK-47 from under her hat
and blew Blissey away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but she ran out of bullets so she ran away
because Regigigas Prime came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys bad guys and explosions
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!

Rampardos took a bite out of Regigigas Prime
like Wobbuffet took a bit out of crime
then 'Jask came back covered in a tire track
when Hitmonchan jumped out and landed on his back
and Blissey was injured and trying to get steady
when the Cubone's Mother came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught her leg and she tripped
the Shiny Phione took her out with his whip
then saw Rampardos sneaking up from behind
and reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
because Blissey stole and she shot and she missed
and Hitmonchan deflected it with this fist
and he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while the Cubone's Mother tried to pole vault
onto Regigigas Prime but they collided in the air
and they both got hit by the Gengar's glare.

This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys bad guys and explosions
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown

Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens, descended Blaziken
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of the Shiny Phione
who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
as Blissey changed back into Metang
but Blaze saw through her clever disguise
and crushed Blissey's head in between his thighs.

Then Shellos the Pink and Shellos the Blue
and the Pokemon Anime's hax Pikachu
and the Wonderguard Spiritomb and the Vileplume
that Cowboy Meowth and Electivire
Exeggutor, the Tyranitar
Charizard, Seviper
Lotad, Poliwag
every single Eeveelution
Nidoran Male, Nidoran Female
Brock, Solrock, Dusclops, and Victreebel
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and kicked Blaziken and his chicken ass.

It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking in total awe.
The fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed but eventually
the champion stood
the rest saw the better
the Unown in every single letter.

This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys bad guys and explosions
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (this is the Ultimate Showdown)
of Ultimate Destiny!

EPIC WIN
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IStillHaveALife

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Aug 26 '07

OMG your just like Gily on gamefaqs(which reminds me he said he was in the looney bin after his parents found out he was thinking about killing yourself. So has anyone acctually heard from him lately?)

Dont kill yourself dude thats the cowards way out. If you cant fix your own problems on your own, that is said.

If you dont want to go to hell starting being a better person, or convert to Judiaisum.
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anonymous!cherubi

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Aug 26 '07

I didn't kill myself.

You know, if that's not ****ing obvious.

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bobblyhead

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Aug 26 '07

I thought you killed yourself for a few minutes (and I actually hoped so) but then I realized that you didn't finish that Phoenix Wright crap so you didn't.
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