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How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something.
How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds.
What's safer: A redhead or a pirahna?
The pirahna. They only attack in schools.
What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.
Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
Someone told them to a redhead.
What is the difference between a bitch and redhead?
Not a damn thing, but you better not tell her that.
What do you do when a redhead is pissed at you?
Run like hell and don't look back.
Say something.
How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds.
What's safer: A redhead or a pirahna?
The pirahna. They only attack in schools.
What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.
Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
Someone told them to a redhead.
What is the difference between a bitch and redhead?
Not a damn thing, but you better not tell her that.
What do you do when a redhead is pissed at you?
Run like hell and don't look back.