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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet God, and because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
What about this version:
3 Men where lost in the desert, an English man, a Scottish nan, and an Irish man. One day, the English man found a magic lamp in the sand, he rubbed it, and a genie came out. The Genie said "I shall grant each one of you one wish", the English man said "I wish to go back to my homeland, England". Without hesitation, he took him back. The Scottish man said "Arg, I wish te goa beck to me homeland, Scotland". The genie took the Scottish man back to Scotland. Last, the Irish man said "I miss me pals (The English man and the Scottish man), Can you bring them back?"
3 Men where lost in the desert, an English man, a Scottish nan, and an Irish man. One day, the English man found a magic lamp in the sand, he rubbed it, and a genie came out. The Genie said "I shall grant each one of you one wish", the English man said "I wish to go back to my homeland, England". Without hesitation, he took him back. The Scottish man said "Arg, I wish te goa beck to me homeland, Scotland". The genie took the Scottish man back to Scotland. Last, the Irish man said "I miss me pals (The English man and the Scottish man), Can you bring them back?"