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CrimsonBlooD

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Nov 28 '05

Just to keep things alive and stuff. Post some bad lines here and make us laugh..you might get free karma for making me go ROFL.

"I lost my number, can I have yours?" ---stupidest line ever IMO.
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qnzskater

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Nov 28 '05

Ok heres one
"i know you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day" ---used too often
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icemanX

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Nov 28 '05

Baby your dad must have been a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven.
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shadow2

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Nov 28 '05

but let us not lose sight of the real tragedy here
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qnzskater

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Nov 29 '05

if i could arrange the alphabet, I would put you and i together
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brolli

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Nov 30 '05

is it hot in here or is it just you

you must be a ticket because you've got fine! writen all over you

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icemanX

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Nov 30 '05

I wonder who is acctually bold enough to use these on a girl.
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anti-drug!imx

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Nov 30 '05

I've used the fall from heaven one, on two girls.. Was pretty hilarious.
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flashbang

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Nov 30 '05

hmm " i fall for you everytime i see you "
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thaddius

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Nov 30 '05

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

Maybe I shouldn't be sharing that one with you young-uns.
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triforcemario

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Dec 1 '05

[quote author=thaddius link=topic=21250.msg116507#msg116507 date=1133411872]
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

Maybe I shouldn't be sharing that one with you young-uns.
[/quote]Lol, good one............I can't think of any bad pick-up lines at the moment, I'll think of some later...
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raven!gaming

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Dec 1 '05

roflmao...interesting how far some guys would go just to get a score.
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protozero

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Dec 1 '05

Baby I knead you like flour, You is the froth in my mauby!
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shadow2

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Dec 1 '05

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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brolli

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Dec 1 '05

Baby.. my love for you is like diahreah.. i cant hold it in
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CrimsonBlooD

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Dec 2 '05

Hey beauty, wanna see the "beast"? >_>
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shadow2

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Dec 2 '05

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
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qnzskater

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Dec 2 '05

baby, you plus me, minus our clothes equals us multiplying
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gothic goon

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Dec 3 '05

Three random ones are:

"You Stick, have a shower with me!"
*grabing there ass* "Is this seat taken?"
"Legs is the word of the day, What do you say we go to your place and spred the word?"
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shadow2

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Dec 3 '05

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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