pearldrum
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Sep 24 '05
I should have broken every bone in my body by now... but I've never had a single break.
I've fallen out of the top of 40 foot trees, landed flat on my stomach, not even a bruise.
I've fallen out of a two-story window onto concrete, landed flat on my feet, only a sprain.
I've been walking on top of monkey bars, tripped, fell face first, got my feet tangled in the bars, fell so that my ankle was underneath the bar and my kneecap was touching above, not even a fracture.
I've punched a concrete wall (on accident), no more than a bit of pain.
I've gotten my fingers slammed in a sliding minivan door by a muscle-builder, not even a bruise.
I'm a lucky guy, I'll tell ya...